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State Approves $6.4 Million to Do What Man With Drill Suggested in 2016

A man suggested this in 2016, but his drill wasn’t government-certified...

DOTD Cancels New AI for I-12 Traffic After it Recklessly Suggests Exits At 4-H Club Road And Pete’s Highway

DOTD's new AI was designed to detect traffic jams, not question decades of transportation planning...

Livingston Parish Waterways Closed After Officials Detect Dangerous Levels Of Natty Light

State officials say the waterways should reopen once Natty Light concentrations fall below...

Livingston Parish Adds 12th Major Subdivision to Road Designed During Covered Wagon Era

Livingston Parish officials approved another massive subdivision connected to the same overcrowded...

Walker High Students Form Group to Oppose Hair Dye Ban, Insist They Are Not a Public Safety Concern

Students at Walker High formed DYE HARD after administrators treated dyed hair as a safety concern...

Denham Springs Council Approves Convention Center, Prohibits Any Conventions From Taking Place Inside

The Denham Springs City Council approved a new $45 million convention center, but made sure to...

Walker High Implements Policy Requiring Students to Buy $55 “Principal Handshake Tokens” Before Walking Stage

Walker High’s latest graduation policy requires seniors to buy $55 “Principal Handshake Tokens”, a...

Denham Springs Council Asks National Guard to Assist in Removing Unauthorized Christmas Lights Put Up Before November

Denham Springs council members have escalated their war on premature holiday spirit by asking the...

Walker High Principal Amends School Dress Code: Mouthguards and Headgear Required

A Louisiana high school has amended its dress code to require students to wear mouthguards and...

Denham Springs Threatens to Pull Church’s Chicken License Over 1912 Law Banning Churches From Selling Meat

Denham Springs officials unearthed a 1912 ordinance banning churches from selling meat, putting...

Alcohol Permit Approved After Denham Springs Confesses They’re Still Recovering From Last Sadvocate Article

After two denials, Denham Springs council finally approved Mustard Seed Creamery’s liquor license...

Utility Workers Say Juban Road Lines Still Not Moved Because They’ve Been Stuck in Juban Traffic Since 2021

Forget DOTD spin. Crews say Juban delays come down to one thing: getting trapped in Juban Road...

Archaeologists Ask Governor Landry to Designate Juban Road Construction Site as Historic Landmark

Archaeologists have asked the Governor to designate the Juban Road construction site a historic...

Livingston Sheriff Updates K9 Policy: Dogs Can Only Eat One Suspect Arm Per Week

Livingston Parish deputies announced new reforms after a K-9 incident, limiting police dogs to one...

Denham Springs Police Raid Local Ice Cream Shop, Seize 12 Cases of Rum Raisin

Officers warned that Rum Raisin posed a “moral threat,” even going so far as to bag the tubs as...

Denham Springs Says Ice Cream Parlor Too Holy for Liquor License, Not Holy Enough For Tax Exemption

Denham Springs ruled Mustard Seed Creamery is a church for blocking booze, but a business when it’s...

Livingston Family’s Pet Deer “Rehomed” to Freezer After Surprise LDWF Raid

Officials claim a pet deer on private acreage is a major threat, though they admit they’re still...

Black Bear Seen in Livingston Parish Identified as Boyfriend of Denham Springs Woman

A Livingston woman says her new boyfriend doesn’t cheat, doesn’t lie, and “smells better than her...

Prop Stop Owner Sends Cease & Desist Letter to Everyone Fishing on Tickfaw With Worms

Prop Stop owner Kathy isn’t just guarding her signature cocktail—she’s declared legal war on worms...

Livingston Sheriff’s Office Covered Up Boating DWI to Hide Deputy’s Choice of Natural Light Beer

A high-ranking Livingston Parish deputy’s boating DWI was quietly buried—not to hide the crime, but...

Livingston Parish Sheriff Transfers Deputy’s Boating DWI Arrest to Nonexistent Sea Division

When a Livingston Parish deputy was arrested for boating under the influence, the Sheriff’s Office...

Bear Spotted Recently in Livingston Parish Checks Into Rehab After Week-Long Meth Bender

The black bear spotted in Livingston Parish has officially checked into rehab after a week-long meth...

Bear Suit Ex Makes Second LP Appearance, Claims to Be ‘Papa Bear’ to Another Set of Cubs

A second bear sighting in Livingston Parish has revealed a man in costume attempting to visit yet...

Livingston Parish Declares Open Container Day in Honor of Councilman’s DWI Arrest

After his DWI arrest, former State Trooper and now Councilman Dean Coates is being honored by...

Watson Woman Claims Bear Was Her Ex in Disguise Trying to See the Kids Again

A Watson woman insists the bear spotted near her home was actually her ex-husband in disguise...

Metro Baton Rouge Drivers Form Road Construction Fantasy League, Cash in on Delays

Fed up with never-ending delays, Baton Rouge drivers are turning construction chaos into...

Livingston Motorists Shocked to Learn Juban Construction Crew is Just 12 Cardboard Cutouts

Juban Road drivers thought construction workers were just standing around again—turns out they...

Rock the Country Organizers Nominated for “Best Simulation of Baton Rouge Traffic” Award

What was supposed to be a country music celebration quickly turned into a four-hour meditation on...

Kid Rock to Perform in Livingston, Experts Seeing Spike in Jorts Sales

Kid Rock is bringing his denim-clad chaos to Livingston Parish, and local stores are bracing for a...

Livingston Parish Burglars Blame Economy After Breaking Into Cars and Finding Nothing but Trash

Local burglars say the struggling economy is making their jobs harder, as Livingston Parish cars now...
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