Livingston Sheriff’s Office Covered Up Boating DWI to Hide Deputy’s Choice of Natural Light Beer

A high-ranking Livingston Parish deputy’s boating DWI was quietly buried—not to hide the crime, but to conceal the real disgrace: a vessel overflowing with Natural Light cans. Officials feared the public couldn’t handle the department’s taste in beer.
State Rep Kyle Green Jr. Wins ‘Worst Take Your Kids to Work Day’ Performance by a Landslide

State Rep. Kyle Green Jr. turned Take Your Kids to Work Day into a crash course—literally—landing himself in jail after a DWI arrest with his children in the car.
Livingston Parish Sheriff Transfers Deputy’s Boating DWI Arrest to Nonexistent Sea Division

When a Livingston Parish deputy was arrested for boating under the influence, the Sheriff’s Office quietly assigned the case to its “Sea Division.” The only problem? It doesn’t exist.