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Louisiana Requires Incoming Shrimp To Pronounce ‘Tchoupitoulas’ Before Being Certified As Local

Claiming you’re Louisiana shrimp is easy. Pronouncing “Tchoupitoulas” under pressure is where things...

Louisiana Officials Assure Residents SpaceX Rockets Will Be Much Quieter Than Neighbor’s Airboat

Louisiana officials have heard your concerns about rocket noise. Then they heard an airboat...

Louisiana OMV Unveils Major Computer Upgrade Featuring Groundbreaking CD-ROM Technology

The days of outdated technology at Louisiana OMV are over. Welcome to slightly less outdated...

Thousands Of Louisiana Residents End Brief Careers As Data Center Experts, Begin New Careers In Rocket Science

Louisiana’s data center experts have officially moved on. Their next assignment: rocket science...

SpaceX Unveils Plans For Louisiana Operations Center Featuring Rocket Lab, Mission Control Center And Fleet Of Shrimp Boats

Louisiana’s newest technology campus will push the boundaries of spaceflight while maintaining...

SpaceX Cancels Louisiana Facility After Discovering Rocket Needs Separate Wind And Flood Policies

SpaceX reconsidered its proposed Louisiana launch facility after learning every rocket would require...

State Assures Residents Nuclear Waste Will Blend Right In With Chemical Waste And Captured Carbon

Economic development leaders touted the initiative as another opportunity, while residents wondered...

AI Data Centers Confirm Entergy Customers Won’t Pay More, Just Receive Bills With Larger Numbers

Louisiana's newest AI data centers are already proving their value by explaining that bigger Entergy...

Louisiana Auto Insurance Companies Now Offering 72-Month Financing On 6-Month Policies

Louisiana auto insurance companies are now offering 72-month financing on standard 6-month policies...

Insurance Company Offers Discount to Louisiana Drivers If They Agree Never To Drive

A new Louisiana insurance program rewards customers who promise to never drive, proving the cheapest...

Meta Data Center Officially Becomes Largest Building In Louisiana Dedicated To Reading Your Comment Section

Meta's new Louisiana data center will reportedly spend most of its computing power trying to keep up...

Louisiana Man Refuses To Trust His GPS Until It Has Driven These Roads For At Least Ten Years

Louisiana drivers say no GPS can truly understand the state's roads until it's spent at least a...

Louisiana Governor Unveils Pathway To Cajun Citizenship For Children Born North Of I-10

Under Governor Jeff Landry's proposal, children born in North Louisiana would receive temporary...

James Carville Furious Louisiana Senate Election Temporarily Distracts Him From Complaining About Trump

Witnesses say Carville repeatedly tried steering every conversation back to Trump, somehow...

Audit Findings Catch State Department Officials Completely Off Guard For 47th Consecutive Time

After another audit uncovered concerns, lawmakers are reportedly considering mandatory training to...

Louisiana Man Stands In DMV Line So Long He Becomes Vested In State Retirement System

A Baton Rouge man who entered the DMV to renew his driver's license in 2021 has reportedly...

New State Law Requires Shrimp To Name At Least 3 LSU Quarterbacks To Receive Local Label

Louisiana seafood processors are scrambling to comply with new labeling regulations after state...

Landry Names Grand Isle Native To Lead State Police After Learning He Can Back A Boat Trailer On First Attempt

Governor Jeff Landry reportedly ended his search for the next State Police superintendent moments...

Jeff Landry Warns McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Saboteur That Louisiana Has 18,000 Acres Waiting For Them

Fresh off a ceremonial shift at McDonald's, Governor Jeff Landry has reportedly identified...

Louisiana Department Of Wildlife Confirms Most Aggressive Animal In State Remains The Boat Launch Parking Lot Dad

Louisiana wildlife officials say alligators, wild hogs, and snakes remain far less aggressive than...

Bill Cassidy Signs Retirement Community NIL Deal Worth $400 In Early-Bird Buffet Credits, Unlimited Shuffleboard

Bill Cassidy's post-Senate career is already off to a strong start after reportedly signing a...

Local Steakhouse Thanks St. Tammany Sheriff For Strong Second Quarter Earnings

Restaurant management declined to comment on the incident itself but confirmed they have already...

State Announces New Penalties For Repeat DWI Offenders, Bringing Total Consequences To Roughly One Traffic Ticket

Louisiana lawmakers are celebrating a major crackdown on repeat DWI offenders after raising the...

AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards

An AI weather model predicts Louisiana's endless attorney billboards could reduce hurricane...

Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique

Louisiana researchers estimate that roughly 18% of all crawfish consumed each spring are eaten by...

Louisiana Creates Department of Balloon Enforcement Following Statewide Ban

Louisiana banned balloon releases and somehow ended up creating an entire state agency to make sure...

Cajuns Demand Congressional District From Lafayette To Wherever Their Cousins Live

Louisiana lawmakers may be redrawing congressional maps, but Cajuns say the process won't be fair...

Louisiana Insurance Companies Agree Rates Would Be Lower If Louisiana Were Located Somewhere Else

After years of studies, insurance companies say rates could drop dramatically if Louisiana could...

SB 466 Reassures Residents Their Land Will Only Be Seized By Domestic Interests, Not Foreign Ones

SB 466 protects Louisiana property owners from foreign land grabs while carefully preserving the...
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