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Insurance Company Offers Discount to Louisiana Drivers If They Agree Never To Drive

A new Louisiana insurance program rewards customers who promise to never drive, proving the cheapest...

Meta Data Center Officially Becomes Largest Building In Louisiana Dedicated To Reading Your Comment Section

Meta's new Louisiana data center will reportedly spend most of its computing power trying to keep up...

Louisiana Man Refuses To Trust His GPS Until It Has Driven These Roads For At Least Ten Years

Louisiana drivers say no GPS can truly understand the state's roads until it's spent at least a...

Louisiana Governor Unveils Pathway To Cajun Citizenship For Children Born North Of I-10

Under Governor Jeff Landry's proposal, children born in North Louisiana would receive temporary...

James Carville Furious Louisiana Senate Election Temporarily Distracts Him From Complaining About Trump

Witnesses say Carville repeatedly tried steering every conversation back to Trump, somehow...

Audit Findings Catch State Department Officials Completely Off Guard For 47th Consecutive Time

After another audit uncovered concerns, lawmakers are reportedly considering mandatory training to...

Louisiana Man Stands In DMV Line So Long He Becomes Vested In State Retirement System

A Baton Rouge man who entered the DMV to renew his driver's license in 2021 has reportedly...

New State Law Requires Shrimp To Name At Least 3 LSU Quarterbacks To Receive Local Label

Louisiana seafood processors are scrambling to comply with new labeling regulations after state...

Landry Names Grand Isle Native To Lead State Police After Learning He Can Back A Boat Trailer On First Attempt

Governor Jeff Landry reportedly ended his search for the next State Police superintendent moments...

Jeff Landry Warns McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Saboteur That Louisiana Has 18,000 Acres Waiting For Them

Fresh off a ceremonial shift at McDonald's, Governor Jeff Landry has reportedly identified...

Louisiana Department Of Wildlife Confirms Most Aggressive Animal In State Remains The Boat Launch Parking Lot Dad

Louisiana wildlife officials say alligators, wild hogs, and snakes remain far less aggressive than...

Bill Cassidy Signs Retirement Community NIL Deal Worth $400 In Early-Bird Buffet Credits, Unlimited Shuffleboard

Bill Cassidy's post-Senate career is already off to a strong start after reportedly signing a...

Local Steakhouse Thanks St. Tammany Sheriff For Strong Second Quarter Earnings

Restaurant management declined to comment on the incident itself but confirmed they have already...

State Announces New Penalties For Repeat DWI Offenders, Bringing Total Consequences To Roughly One Traffic Ticket

Louisiana lawmakers are celebrating a major crackdown on repeat DWI offenders after raising the...

AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards

An AI weather model predicts Louisiana's endless attorney billboards could reduce hurricane...

Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique

Louisiana researchers estimate that roughly 18% of all crawfish consumed each spring are eaten by...

Louisiana Creates Department of Balloon Enforcement Following Statewide Ban

Louisiana banned balloon releases and somehow ended up creating an entire state agency to make sure...

Cajuns Demand Congressional District From Lafayette To Wherever Their Cousins Live

Louisiana lawmakers may be redrawing congressional maps, but Cajuns say the process won't be fair...

Louisiana Insurance Companies Agree Rates Would Be Lower If Louisiana Were Located Somewhere Else

After years of studies, insurance companies say rates could drop dramatically if Louisiana could...

SB 466 Reassures Residents Their Land Will Only Be Seized By Domestic Interests, Not Foreign Ones

SB 466 protects Louisiana property owners from foreign land grabs while carefully preserving the...

Greenland Diplomats Reportedly Still Confused By Jeff Landry’s Repeated Coach O References During Arctic Talks

Newly released Greenland meeting transcripts reveal Jeff Landry discussed Coach O more than actual...

Louisiana Fake Inspection Sticker Dealers Forced to Transition Into Making Fake Temporary Tags

Louisiana officials may have ended inspection stickers, but experts say the state’s thriving fake...

Louisiana Residents Begin Ranking Cities by Number of Daiquiri Shops Per Capita

A new Louisiana study found residents are now ranking cities almost entirely by the number of nearby...

Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges

Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by...

Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter

After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that...

Louisiana School System Introduces New “Career Ready” Program Focused Entirely on Filing Insurance Claims

Louisiana schools are finally preparing students for real life by teaching flood claims, roof...

Recall Organizer Files Recall Petition Against Secretary of State Receptionist For Saying “You Again” On Third Visit

Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist...

DOTD Unveils Newly Redesigned I-12 Barrier After Visiting 3rd Grade Science Class

DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new...

Cassidy Campaign Purchases “Flashy Thing” From Men in Black to Help Voters Forget Last 11 Years

Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly...
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