Dean Coates Livingston Parish DWI Arrest Councilman The Sadvocate

Livingston Parish Declares Open Container Day in Honor of Councilman’s DWI Arrest

A parade, exclusively sponsored by Coors, is also scheduled in Coates’ honor, featuring a float shaped like a giant open container, a former breathalyzer technician doing shots and yelling “It’s calibrated now!”, and a team of former DWI arrestees personally booked by Coates, riding a float called “The Forgiven Few,” tossing laminated copies of his mugshot they photoshopped into the crowd.

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