Louisiana Governor to Slash Insurance Rates by Switching Entire State to Liability Only
In an effort to fix Louisiana’s insurance crisis without actually fixing anything, Governor Jeff Landry announced a statewide shift to liability-only coverage. Residents will now enjoy the peace of mind that comes from knowing they’re not covered, but at least it’s cheaper.
New Juvenile Detention Center Will Include Escapee Leaderboard to Encourage Competition
Baton Rouge’s new juvenile detention center will feature an “Escapee Leaderboard,” rewarding youths for creative getaways. City officials call it “gamified rehabilitation,” while critics call it “just a scoreboard for our failure.” Bonus points awarded for dodging traffic near Florida Boulevard.
Metro Baton Rouge Drivers Form Road Construction Fantasy League, Cash in on Delays
Fed up with never-ending delays, Baton Rouge drivers are turning construction chaos into competition. The Metro Baton Rouge Road Construction Fantasy League lets locals draft real LADOTD projects and score points on delays, budget increases, and how often workers pretend to be busy.