Archaeologists Ask Governor Landry to Designate Juban Road Construction Site as Historic Landmark
Archaeologists have asked the Governor to designate the Juban Road construction site a historic landmark, citing its decades-long delays as a cultural artifact worth preserving.
Cantrell Promises to Return From Iceland With Infrastructure Plan Written in Runes
Mayor LaToya Cantrell insists her upcoming Iceland trip will benefit New Orleans, promising to return with an “infrastructure plan written in Viking runes.” Officials say the plan could address potholes and flooding, though residents may need archaeologists to interpret it.
EBRSO Chase on Siegen Ends in Collision, Nearby Encampments Add “Free Entertainment” to Neighborhood Perks
A high-speed chase ended on Siegen Lane with a crash into a deputy, but nearby encampments saw it as an upgrade. Residents called it “free entertainment,” branding the chaos as just another perk of life along Baton Rouge’s busiest stretch of highway.
Coach Kelly Admits Viral Outburst Fueled by Anticipation of Sadvocate Memes After Florida Performance
Brian Kelly admitted his postgame outburst wasn’t about referees or reporters, it was about bracing for The Sadvocate’s inevitable meme flood after LSU’s offense sputtered against Florida. “I wasn’t mad at the game,” Kelly explained. “I was mad at what was coming.”