LSU officials admitted that refusing to pay Brian Kelly’s buyout was sending the wrong message while they were actively trying to hire someone new.
The Louisiana Housing Corporation confirmed a top official’s resignation and immediately reassured the public that absolutely nothing will change.
Zach Bryan’s LSU concert will now serve room-temperature drinks after the singer demanded all concessions remove ice to “avoid mixed signals.”
The former CATS CFO resigned after being asked to justify how a thirty million dollar budget results in fewer operational buses than most school field trips.
Governor Jeff Landry and LSU’s AD will camp outside Jimmy Sexton’s office later this week, hoping to snag Lane Kiffin at a Black Friday doorbuster rate.
The mayor-elect says she has “zero official information” on officers in blue uniforms, despite every news outlet confirming they’re the police.
Lane Kiffin is rumored to be eyeing LSU, and insiders say it has less to do with football and more to do with avoiding the public shame of coaching in something called the Egg Bowl.
LSU’s new rule lets the president fire any coach who tries out a fake Louisiana accent, a policy clearly inspired by one very memorable “faaaam-uh-leeeee” moment.
The East Baton Rouge Library is celebrating a $40 million ballroom, claiming it’s the perfect venue to explain why they need even more money.
Lt. Gov. Billy Nungesser slammed the federal “Operation Swamp Sweep” crackdown, warning it could jeopardize his nonstop tradition of sampling every deep-fried object in Louisiana.
NOPD is finally off federal supervision, and the chief is celebrating with prunes and a powerful afternoon nap.
Nick Saban’s quiet appearance at the Baton Rouge DMV sent LSU fans spiraling, only for officials to reveal he’s been stuck in the same line since 2004.
Councilwoman Helena Moreno warned that federal raids could create an “unwelcoming atmosphere” for New Orleans criminals, arguing the city has spent years cultivating a space where offenders can operate freely.
The Metro Council has officially shelved the Wade Evans badge drama to tackle a far greater internal crisis: the ongoing disappearance of the one good stapler.
Lane Kiffin’s jet vanished from Baton Rouge Metro Airport only to reappear on cinder blocks behind Siegen Lane like it owed someone money. The heist has reportedly made the Ole Miss coach “rethink everything” about the LSU job.
Lane Kiffin’s wife toured LSU and hinted a decision would come “in the coming Weeks,” a phrase that immediately delighted Kiffin’s daughter.
The Pelicans cut ties with Willie Green after the team’s shooting numbers dipped under Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s approval rating, a statistical crisis no one believed possible until this season.
Brian Kelly took to Facebook after LSU’s win, posting a selfie and insisting he’s still the Tigers’ head coach because no one has officially fired him “to his face.”
Governor Jeff Landry has issued an executive order for Keep Tiger Town Beautiful to clean up the LSU Athletic Dept.
State regulators greenlit shipments of Smitty’s sludge to Jefferson Parish after mistaking a distracted “sure, whatever” as formal approval.
An AG intern scrolling through Clay Schexnayder’s hunting camp photos accidentally cracked the state’s biggest missing-artifact case by spotting a 1,264-year-old board being used as an ATV ramp.
