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Jeff Landry Steer Rock the Country Concert Louisiana The Sadvocate

Rock the Country Tour to Skip Louisiana Following Reports Jeff Landry Wants Live Texas Steer at Shows

January 14, 2026

Festival organizers confirmed Louisiana was removed from the tour after reports surfaced that state officials wanted a live Texas steer roaming concert crowds to “restore authenticity.”

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Delta Utilities Gas Company Baton Rouge Rate Increase The Sadvocate

BR Residents Invited to Delta Utilities Town Hall, Told Company Rep Will Be Joining by Zoom From Yacht in Caribbean

January 13, 2026

Officials confirmed the meeting would proceed normally, noting that offshore connectivity issues are considered standard practice in modern customer service and public accountability.

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Kamala Harris New Orleans Sewerage and Waterboard Louisiana The Sadvocate

New Orleans Mayor Appoints Kamala Harris as Sewerage & Water Board Czar to Find Root Causes of Drainage Issues

January 13, 2026

New Orleans officials say Kamala Harris was chosen to identify drainage root causes, citing her ability to speak at length without offering timelines, solutions, or any measurable outcomes.

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Pecue Lane Intersetion I10 St George Louisiana The Sadvocate

DOTD Confirms New Pecue Lane Design at Interstate Is Working Exactly As Designed, Just Not As Expected

January 12, 2026

DOTD insists the Pecue interchange is performing flawlessly, provided drivers abandon instinct, common sense, and any expectations formed by decades of Baton Rouge commuting.

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Officials Blame Latest LSU Lakes Cost Increase and delay on “Unanticipated Flamingo Activity”

January 12, 2026

LSU officials say flamingos standing in freshly disturbed mud forced another delay, adding months and millions to a lakes project that continues to evolve faster than its completion date.

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Baton Rouge Shootings Waze Shootings The Sadvocate

Waze Adds “Shootings Along Your Route” Notices for Baton Rouge Commuters After Violent Weekend

January 12, 2026

Waze users noted the notices rarely change destinations, only routes, reflecting how quickly abnormal conditions have become part of everyday decision-making.

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Jeff Landry Greenland Invasion Cajun Navy The Sadvocate Louisiana

Jeff Landry Orders Cajun Navy on Standby After Hearing British Troops Might Be Headed to Greenland

January 11, 2026

The governor’s office said no deployment orders exist yet, but volunteers were encouraged to prepare boats, cold-weather gear, and the confidence required to arrive before anyone asks for help.

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Louisiana Drivers Road Rage Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

Louisiana Once Again Named Worst State For Road Rage, Baton Rouge Residents Shocked Anyone Else Is Competing

January 9, 2026

A new report crowns Louisiana worst in road rage again, leaving residents confused why other states thought they were even in the race.

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19th JDC Courthouse Baton Rouge District Attorney Tax Election The Sadvocate

Former Louisiana House Speaker Pleads Not Guilty to Artifact Theft, Cites State’s Longstanding Tradition Of Losing Things

January 9, 2026

A courtroom plea meets Louisiana tradition, as a former House Speaker’s defense points to the state’s long history of misplacing things and acting surprised when someone notices.

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St George Louisiana The Sadvocate

St. George Planning Commission Shocks Parish by Delaying Major Housing Project to Review Traffic and Flooding Impacts

January 8, 2026

In an unexpected break from parish tradition, St. George officials chose to pause the project, review traffic and flooding concerns, and resist the urge to approve first and explain consequences later.

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AM Mart Baton Rouge Highland The Sadvocate

Judge Evicts Store Owner From Highland Road Property, Clarifies Criminal Activity Welcome to Continue

January 7, 2026

A judge has officially shut down the store but not the scene, removing the owner while leaving everything else exactly where it’s always been.

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Latoya Cantrell Frequent Flier Miles

Moreno Signs Executive Order to Liquidate Latoya Cantrell’s Frequent Flier Miles, Pays Off Entire City Debt With Proceeds

January 6, 2026

City officials confirmed New Orleans eliminated its entire debt after liquidating former Mayor LaToya Cantrell’s frequent flier miles, a move accountants called “embarrassingly effective.”

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Jeff Landry Venezuela The Sadvocate

Jeff Landry Volunteers to Run Venezuela for Trump, Appoints Nungesser to Handle “That Greenland Thing” For Him

January 5, 2026

Governor Jeff Landry reportedly offered to run Venezuela, while casually assigning Billy Nungesser to handle Greenland.

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Paula Davis State Representative Resigning Louisiana Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

State Rep. Paula Davis’ Farewell Party Gets “Accidentally” Scheduled at Louisiana Democratic Party Headquarters

January 2, 2026

Republican voters finally found common ground with one of her decisions, and the farewell party location may have said the quiet part out loud.

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Louisiana Law Handsfree Driving The Sadvocate

Louisiana Officials Confirm Calling to Report a Hands-Free Violation is Also a Hands-Free Violation

January 2, 2026

Louisiana officials confirmed that calling police to report a hands-free driving violation also counts as a hands-free violation, effectively ensuring every concerned citizen remains equally guilty.

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Quality Learing Center Minnesota The Sadvocate

Minnesota Democrats Warn That Stopping Fraud Could Damage Community Trust in Future Fraud

January 1, 2026

Minnesota officials cautioned that cracking down on massive fraud now could discourage future participation, undermine trust, and create unrealistic expectations that taxpayer money is actually monitored.

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Government Admits Chemtrail Program Delayed After Difficulty Finding Pilots Willing to Poison Their Own Families

December 31, 2025

The government’s alleged chemtrail operation has reportedly stalled, not because of exposure, but because officials can’t find pilots willing to gas themselves and everyone they love.

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Jeff Landry Greenland United States Bridge The Sadvocate

Group Studying Mississippi River Bridge Feasibility Now Tasked With Reviewing U.S.–Greenland Connection at Landry’s Direction

December 24, 2025

Louisiana officials confirmed the Mississippi River bridge study group has been instructed by Jeff Landry to expand its scope internationally, adding a preliminary review of a possible bridge connecting the U.S. to Greenland.

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Nicki Minaj Trump The Sadvocate

Trump Campaign Calls Nicki Minaj Endorsement a “Cultural Drop,” Declines to Explain Further

December 24, 2025

The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded confident enough to avoid follow-up questions or the need for an actual explanation.

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Chuck Schumer Poll Popularity Rating The Sadvocate

Chuck Schumer Earns Lowest Approval Leader Crown, Now Less Popular Than Waiting in DMV Line

December 24, 2025

Chuck Schumer’s approval rating has fallen so low that aides now describe it as “conceptual,” insisting leadership isn’t about popularity but about enduring long enough for voters to forget why they were annoyed.

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Jeff Landry Greenland Live Polar Bears The Sadvocate

Jeff Landry Mandates Live Polar Bears Appear at All Future Greenland Football Games, Calls It “Tradition-Building”

December 23, 2025

Greenland tried football without traditions. Jeff Landry fixed that by mandating live polar bears on the sidelines, proving Louisiana solutions work everywhere, regardless of climate, common sense, or liability laws.

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Rock the Country Tour to Skip Louisiana Following Reports Jeff Landry Wants Live Texas Steer at Shows
January 14, 2026
BR Residents Invited to Delta Utilities Town Hall, Told Company Rep Will Be Joining by Zoom From Yacht in Caribbean
January 13, 2026
New Orleans Mayor Appoints Kamala Harris as Sewerage & Water Board Czar to Find Root Causes of Drainage Issues
January 13, 2026
DOTD Confirms New Pecue Lane Design at Interstate Is Working Exactly As Designed, Just Not As Expected
January 12, 2026
Officials Blame Latest LSU Lakes Cost Increase and delay on “Unanticipated Flamingo Activity”
January 12, 2026
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