Utility Workers Say Juban Road Lines Still Not Moved Because They’ve Been Stuck in Juban Traffic Since 2021
Forget DOTD spin. Crews say Juban delays come down to one thing: getting trapped in Juban Road traffic for four years straight.
ABC Suspends Jimmy Kimmel, Hopes Pretending to Have Standards Will Boost Ratings
ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death, claiming it was about “standards.” Insiders admit the real goal is pretending to have some—since viewers forgot the network existed until this latest outrage.
East Baton Rouge Truancy Meeting Cancelled After More Than Half of School Board Skips It
An East Baton Rouge truancy meeting meant to tackle student absences was canceled after more than half the school board failed to show up. Parents joked it was the most on-theme lesson plan yet: a meeting about truancy derailed by adult truancy.