Jimmy Kimmel Show Returns to ABC, Draws Less Viewers Than a 3 a.m. ShamWow Infomercial
Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC, but his ratings are still trailing behind a 3 a.m. ShamWow infomercial. Despite promotion, fewer viewers tuned in than for weather radar loops and old reruns, making his suspension look like the high point of his career.
Denham Springs Threatens to Pull Church’s Chicken License Over 1912 Law Banning Churches From Selling Meat
Denham Springs officials unearthed a 1912 ordinance banning churches from selling meat, putting Church’s Chicken in the crosshairs. The council insists it’s just “following the law,” though residents say it’s the dumbest legal argument since Prohibition.