New Florida Boulevard Zoning Ordinance Requires Used Tire Shop Every 200 Feet

City planners looked at five tire shops in a quarter mile and identified the obvious problem: there was still some unused space.
WNBA Says Incoming Players Must Complete 20-Minute Road Test, Return With At Least One Curbed Wheel

WNBA officials say the new test is still experimental, but they’ve never been more confident.
Three Orleans Parish Candidates Disqualified During Election’s Grueling “Basic Adult Responsibility” Round

Three Orleans Parish candidates survived fundraising, speeches and strategic yard-sign placement, only to be eliminated during the election’s most demanding stage, basic adult responsibility
Columbia House Announces It Has Located Remaining 14 Million Americans Who Still Owe for Twelve CDs at Regular Price

Columbia House has reportedly located everyone who took the 8 CDs for a penny and disappeared before buying the other 12.