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BREC Sends Local Mom Cease & Desist Letter After Posting “Beautiful Day At Highland Road Park”

Fresh off its trademark dispute with Friends of City Park Baton Rouge, BREC is reportedly expanding...

Lamont Cole Asks Judge To Throw Out Indictment Under Louisiana’s LSU Football Season Immunity Act

Cole’s attorneys are asking the court to respect Louisiana’s most sacred legal protection: LSU...

Downtown Baton Rouge Officials Hope This Weekend’s Fights Will Be More Family-Friendly

Downtown Baton Rouge officials have one modest goal for this weekend: keep the fights...

LSU Student Uses ChatGPT To Draft Appeal Denying He Cheated Used ChatGPT

LSU suspected his assignment was written by AI. His perfectly written three-page denial should clear...

LSU Adds “Escaping a West Chimes Stampede” to Freshman Orientation Schedule

LSU freshmen already learn about storms and emergency alerts. Now orientation will address the...

New Florida Boulevard Zoning Ordinance Requires Used Tire Shop Every 200 Feet

City planners looked at five tire shops in a quarter mile and identified the obvious problem: there...

Millennial Learns River Center Used to Be Called Centroplex, Finally Understands Every Conversation with Parents

Baton Rouge parents have spent decades describing a downtown building their children assumed no...

Several EBR Council Members Criticize St. George Transit Plan For Providing No Backdoor Access To Public Funds

Several EBR Metro Council members have identified a serious flaw in St. George’s transit plan: every...

LSU Offers Jayden Daniels’ Mom Defensive Job After Watching Her Take Down a Heisman Quarterback

LSU watched Jayden Daniels’ mom take down a Heisman quarterback and immediately saw coaching...

Comite Diversion Canal Wins Award For Best Upcoming Flood-Control Project Of 1983

After 43 years, the Comite Diversion Canal finally received the recognition it would have deserved...

BREC Unveils $125 Million City-Brooks Park Compromise Designed to Make Everyone Equally Furious

Baton Rouge has finally achieved compromise: everybody gets something they don’t want...

EBR Metro Council Considers Requiring Permits for Downtown Fights Involving More Than Six People

Baton Rouge leaders are considering a permit system designed to make downtown violence safer, more...

Truck Fire Closes I-10, Leaves Average Baton Rouge Commute Virtually Unchanged

Truck fire closes I-10, leaves average Baton Rouge commute virtually unchanged after drivers admit...

Flock Camera Sues Company For Mental Anguish After Assignment To I-10 in Baton Rouge

The camera is reportedly seeking counseling, damages, and a permanent transfer to literally any...

The National Weather Service Confirms Baton Rouge Will Skip Fall Again This Year

Baton Rouge residents are once again preparing for the city's annual tradition of skipping fall...

Economists Say Baton Rouge Kids Grossly Overestimated The Purchasing Power Of Their ShowBiz Pizza Tickets

Former customers insist they still compare expensive purchases to ShowBiz ticket values, while many...

Navigation Apps Begin Updating Baton Rouge Arrival Times In Business Days Ahead Of School Starting

Parents have just a few more days to enjoy normal commute times before Baton Rouge's annual...

EBR District Attorney Renames Office to ‘St. George Legal Challenge Fund’ To Improve Chances Of Getting Paid

After months of asking for more funding, the District Attorney reportedly discovered the easiest...

Baton Rouge Unveils Historic Grass Preservation Initiative After Running Out Of Mowing Money

Baton Rouge has officially solved its grass-cutting budget problem by simply declaring the grass...

EBR Parish Attorney Assures Residents They’re Only Three More Courtroom Defeats Away From Accepting St. George

East Baton Rouge officials assured residents this week that they're now just three more court room...

The Sadvocate Editorial Board Declares State Of Emergency Following Nissan Altima Discontinuation

Nissan may have discontinued the Altima, but The Sadvocate isn't ready to let one of its most...

LSU Fraternity Head Says Kitchen Employee Misunderstood Request To “Keep House Stocked With Coke”

LSU fraternity members say a kitchen employee misunderstood repeated requests to "keep the house...

Dearman’s Refuses To Add QR Code Menu, Citing Confidence That Everyone Already Knows What They Want

Baton Rouge's oldest hamburger restaurant says QR codes would only slow down customers who already...

Explosive Diarrhea Prompts Taco Bell Customers To Wonder Whether They Should Seek Medical Care Or Leave Five-Star Review

When Taco Bell customers started experiencing explosive diarrhea, many admitted the toughest...

Baton Rouge Driver Misses Entire Green Light Looking At Waze To See Why Traffic Isn’t Moving

Experts say Baton Rouge traffic has become so unpredictable that residents now assume every delay is...

Amazon’s First Baton Rouge Delivery Drone Immediately Gets Stuck In I-10 Traffic

Even flying 300 feet above the interstate apparently isn't enough to escape Baton Rouge rush hour...

Baton Rouge Residents Demand Investigation Into Whether St. George Really Needed A New Coffee Maker

Critics immediately questioned whether the previous coffee maker had truly reached the end of its...

Police Ask Criminals To Wait For Breaks In The Fireworks Before Opening Fire On Each Other Tonight

Residents say the annual "fireworks or gunshots?" debate has become as much a Fourth of July...

Officials Confirm LSU Lakes Construction Site Now Eligible For Historical Landmark Status

After years of dredging, detours, and progress updates, officials say the LSU Lakes construction...
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