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Saints Partner With Goodwill, Announce All Fourth-Quarter Turnovers Will Now Be Tax-Deductible

Following Sunday's fourth-quarter collapse against the Raiders, the Saints announced a new...

LSU Fan Who Wanted Entire Coaching Staff Fired Last Week Now Looking At National Championship Hotels

An LSU fan who demanded the entire coaching staff be fired last week is now comparing National...

Texas A&M’s 12th Man Running Late After ‘Quick Stop’ At Ronnie’s Boudin Reaches Sixth Hour

BATON ROUGE, LA – Texas A&M officials confirmed Saturday afternoon that the school’s...

Churches Across Louisiana Add Special Sunday Service For Anyone Who Watched Entire LSU-Ole Miss Game

Baton Rouge churches are opening their doors to LSU fans still processing everything they witnessed...

Oxford Air Quality Alert Issued As Thousands of LSU Fans Begin Making Roux Simultaneously

Oxford officials issued an air quality alert after thousands of LSU fans simultaneously fired up...

Baton Rouge Bars Prepare For LSU-Ole Miss By Ordering Emergency 41,000 Michelob Ultras

Baton Rouge has entered the emergency preparedness phase of LSU-Ole Miss weekend...

Ole Miss Scientists Successfully Clone Lane Kiffin, Clone Immediately Accepts Job At Auburn

Ole Miss scientists finally created a Lane Kiffin who could stay in Oxford forever, only to watch...

Ole Miss Brings In Morgan Freeman To Narrate Final Stage Of Lane Kiffin Grief

OXFORD, MS – Ole Miss officials announced Thursday they have hired Morgan Freeman to narrate...

Ole Miss Denies Pilot Received Outside Help Spelling ‘Come To The Sip’

Ole Miss says there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this...

Ole Miss Recruits Process Server After He Successfully Approaches Umanmielen Without Being Tackled

Ole Miss has found someone capable of reaching LSU sack leader Princewill Umanmielen and immediately...

Oxford Hotels Tack On $300 ‘Lane Kiffin Emotional Recovery Fee’ for LSU Fans

LSU fans visiting Oxford will help fund the counseling Ole Miss residents may need after seeing Lane...

Ole Miss Fans To Spend Week Practicing Looking Happy In Case Lane Kiffin Sees Them Saturday

Ole Miss fans are completely over Lane Kiffin and intend to spend the entire week proving it...

LSU Fans Promise To Stay Until Final Whistle Unless Game Lasts Longer Than Three Quarters

LSU fans have heard Lane Kiffin’s request and are prepared to make a serious commitment...

LSU Tailgater Assures Wife New $7,800 Trailer Absolutely Necessary To Cook Jambalaya

One LSU tailgater says his $7,800 trailer wasn’t an impulse purchase. It was an essential piece of...

Tiger Stadium Sells 41,000 Michelob Ultras, Sets New Record For Most Water Consumed At LSU Game

A lengthy weather delay helped LSU fans accomplish the unthinkable: consuming more water than ever...

Sankey Files Complaint Against Rousse For Using ‘Moot’ and Several Other Words He Doesn’t Understand

Greg Sankey’s latest complaint against LSU accuses Wade Rousse of repeatedly using legal terminology...

Greg Sankey Says LSU Has Left Him No Choice But To Tell His Mom

After rules, lawsuits and threats of expulsion failed to resolve the LSU dispute, Greg Sankey is...

SEC Changes Netflix Password, Turns Off Location Sharing With LSU

LSU insists the relationship can still be saved despite several increasingly concerning account...

LSU Visiting Locker Room Named Defensive Player Of The Week, Immediately Declines Renovations

Lane Kiffin says LSU’s visiting locker room sucks. LSU officials are now calling that a feature...

Clemson Changes Stadium Nickname To ‘You’ll Probably Be Fine Valley’ After 51–10 Loss To LSU

Clemson would like to clarify that visitors are not actually in significant danger...

LSU Extends Weather Delay Another 30 Minutes After Beer Sales Begin Slowing

LSU has detected a dangerous amount of disposable income inside Tiger Stadium...

Dabo Swinney Refuses To Let Team Take Field Until LSU Players Provide Two Forms Of ID

College football has officially entered the “bring two forms of ID” era...

SEC Punishes LSU For Winning In Court By Assigning Alabama Officials To Every Tigers Game

The SEC says there’s absolutely no connection between LSU’s court victory and its new officiating...

Clemson Allowed To Bring Cannon On Flight To LSU After TSA Officials Determine It Poses No Safety Threat

Clemson’s cannon is headed to LSU, and somehow airport security isn’t losing any sleep over it...

LSU President Implements New Rule Requiring Visiting Tiger Mascots To Actually Resemble Tigers

LSU officials insist Clemson was not specifically targeted by the suspiciously specific new Tiger...

Fire Marshal Declares Clemson Cannon Safe for Indoor Use at Kid’s Birthday Parties

The device has officially been certified safe for indoor birthday parties after fire marshals...

LSU Revokes Fan’s Season Tickets After He Says He’d Be Satisfied With A 10-Win Season

LSU fans are encouraged to keep expectations where they belong: completely unreasonable...

LSU Fan Introduces Seven-Year-Old Son To Sacred Family Tradition Of Complaining About Offensive Coordinator

Family members said Mason will receive the final stage of his LSU football education when he learns...

LSU Fans Announce They Will Give Lane Kiffin At Least Two Offensive Series Before Forming Opinion

LSU fans are promising unprecedented patience with Lane Kiffin: two entire offensive series...
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