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LSU Requires New Equipment Manager to Hold Law Degree and Carry Malpractice Insurance

Folding towels remains important at LSU, but university officials confirmed that contract law is now...

LSU Offers Jayden Daniels’ Mom Defensive Job After Watching Her Take Down a Heisman Quarterback

LSU watched Jayden Daniels’ mom take down a Heisman quarterback and immediately saw coaching...

Brian Kelly Sends LSU Cease-And-Desist Letter To Protect Legacy Of Blaming Team After Every Loss

Brian Kelly apparently wants LSU to respect the traditions he left behind. One of them may sound...

Jayden Daniels’ Mom Sends Five Guys Cease-And-Desist Letter, Claims Chain is Tarnishing Legacy Of His Number

Jayden Daniels reportedly wants No. 5 treated with a little more respect. Five Guys is about to have...

Poll Finds 93% Of LSU Fans Already Know Which Games The Refs Will Cost Them

College football season hasn't started yet, but LSU fans have already circled every game the refs...

SEC Announces LSU-Ole Miss Game Will Now Be Officiated By Three Referees And Two Federal Judges

After Ole Miss sued two former players who transferred to LSU following Lane Kiffin's move to Baton...

TigerDroppings Poster Declares Football Season Over, Back On, Then Over Again Before Lunch

TigerDroppings reportedly declared LSU's season over, back on, then over again before most Baton...

Angel Reese Barbie Becomes First Doll To Refuse To Leave Box Without Four-Year Contract

Mattel's new Angel Reese Barbie has reportedly become the first doll in history to refuse to leave...

Residents Relieved They No Longer Have To Explain Why Baton Rouge’s Hockey Team Name Had Nothing To Do With Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge residents say the best part of the Kingfish returning isn't hockey—it's never having to...

Tennessee Emergency Management Urges Football Fans Not To Panic Buy Mustard And Golf Balls Ahead Of LSU Game

Officials assured residents there is plenty of mustard and plenty of golf balls for everyone...

Ole Miss Demands LSU Return Complimentary Hotel Shampoo From Recruiting Visits

Ole Miss is reportedly expanding its effort to recover transfer buyout money by demanding LSU return...

Bride Shocked To Learn LSU Scheduled Football Game On Her Wedding Day

Wedding season and football season have officially collided in Louisiana. One local bride says she...

Following Toosii’s Departure, LSU Monitoring Transfer Portal For Artists With 5 Million Spotify Listeners

LSU officials say they're looking for an immediate-impact replacement with chart success, strong...

Tiger Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Convincing Themselves This Is The Most Talented Team Ever Assembled

The yearly ritual reportedly began minutes after the first practice photos were released, with fans...

Louisiana Residents Admit Hurricane Preparation Is Just Early Tailgate Preparation

A new study found most Louisiana residents no longer distinguish between hurricane preparation and...

Nick Saban Asks Congress To Require Media Mention Him Every Third Time They Mention Lane Kiffin

WASHINGTON, DC – Former Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared before Congress recently to discuss...

Lane Kiffin Makes New LSU Prospects Drive From Port Allen To Baton Rouge At 5 PM To Test Resilience

LSU recruiters say the drive from Port Allen to Baton Rouge tells them more about a prospect than...

LSU Creates Official STTDB Etiquette Guide For Weddings And Corporate Events

LSU officials say years of confusion have finally forced the university to publish formal guidelines...

Coach O Reportedly Evaluates Linebackers By Seeing If They Can Finish An Entire Muffuletta At Anthony’s Italian Deli

LSU recruiting insiders say Coach O has developed a new way to evaluate linebackers, and it involves...

Baton Rouge Marriage Counselors Prepare For LSU Football Season By Hiring Additional Staff

Baton Rouge marriage counselors say football season is their busiest time of year, and LSU hasn't...

LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown

LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year's ticket price controversy. This year, prices...

Coach O Accidentally Signs Two Offensive Linemen While Ordering Boudin At Local Gas Station

Sources say Coach O's recruiting success rate at Louisiana gas stations now exceeds several major...

Senate Introduces “Lane Kiffin Rule” Requiring Coaches To Wait Until Fans Finish Crying Before Resigning

Lawmakers unveiled the proposed "Lane Kiffin Rule" this week, giving devastated college football...

2026 LSU Football Team Shocked to Learn Coach O’s Voice Is Not Artificially Enhanced

Several LSU players admitted they thought Coach O’s legendary Cajun growl was partially AI-generated...

Omaha Officials Warn of Potential Economic Collapse After LSU Misses College World Series

Nebraska officials are warning of a potential economic downturn after LSU baseball’s early exit...

Baton Rouge Man Declares Bankruptcy After Son Joins Travel Baseball Team

Baton Rouge father reportedly entered financial distress just weeks after learning travel baseball...

Therapists Warn Lane Kiffin Visit Could Reset Ole Miss Recovery Process Back to Anger Phase

Counselors across Oxford are preparing for a difficult week as Lane Kiffin’s return reportedly...

LSU Baseball Adds Mercy Rule for Its Own Fans

Tigers fans no longer have to suffer through the full nine innings. LSU just introduced a mercy rule...

Will Wade Targets NBA YoungBoy for LSU Basketball, Citing Toosii’s Impact on Football Program

LSU may have just unlocked a completely new recruiting strategy, and Will Wade is already taking it...

LSU Confirms Toosii Will Play Both Offense and Halftime Show to Maximize NIL Value

LSU confirmed Toosii will play both offense and halftime, listing him as “WR/Artist” in a move...
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