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LSU Fans Begin Practicing Complaints About Play Calling In Preparation For Season Opener

LSU fans are preparing for Clemson by practicing the most important part of game day...

College GameDay Heads To Oxford For Rare Chance To Watch 65,000 People Pretend They’ve Moved On

ESPN is heading to Oxford for LSU-Ole Miss and what could be the largest public demonstration of...

Lane Kiffin Files Emergency Injunction Seeking Return Of Joe Burrow For 2026 Season

LSU attorneys believe Joe Burrow could be back on campus just as soon as they find the right judge...

LSU Tailgate Music Crackdown Forces Local Police To Complete Mandatory Boosie Certification

LSU’s new tailgate music rules have local police brushing up on one of Baton Rouge’s most important...

LSU Adds Certified Court Order To List Of Required Practice Equipment

After multiple court rulings affected players connected to LSU, the Tigers are reportedly making...

Jeff Landry Offers To Extend National Guard Deployment To Help Saints Defend Red Zone

Just when New Orleans thought the National Guard was leaving, the Saints gave Jeff Landry a reason...

LSU Drone Ban Creates Major Setback For Amazon’s Plan To Deliver Booze Directly To Student Section

LSU’s drone ban has created an unexpected problem for Amazon’s most promising Baton Rouge market...

LSU Names Coach O Special Assistant To Everything That Requires Yelling

LSU finally found the one job on campus where Coach O is unquestionably overqualified...

LSU Officials Put Finishing Touches On Sam Leavitt Statue With Removable Head

BATON ROUGE, LA – With LSU’s season opener approaching, LSU officials are approaching...

WNBA Says Incoming Players Must Complete 20-Minute Road Test, Return With At Least One Curbed Wheel

WNBA officials say the new test is still experimental, but they’ve never been more confident...

LSU Requires New Equipment Manager to Hold Law Degree and Carry Malpractice Insurance

Folding towels remains important at LSU, but university officials confirmed that contract law is now...

LSU Offers Jayden Daniels’ Mom Defensive Job After Watching Her Take Down a Heisman Quarterback

LSU watched Jayden Daniels’ mom take down a Heisman quarterback and immediately saw coaching...

LSU Fans Agree to Preserve Jayden Daniels’ Legacy by Never Mentioning Him Again

LSU fans have found the perfect way to protect Jayden Daniels’ legacy: erase it themselves...

Brian Kelly Sends LSU Cease-And-Desist Letter To Protect Legacy Of Blaming Team After Every Loss

Brian Kelly apparently wants LSU to respect the traditions he left behind. One of them may sound...

Jayden Daniels’ Mom Sends Five Guys Cease-And-Desist Letter, Claims Chain is Tarnishing Legacy Of His Number

Jayden Daniels reportedly wants No. 5 treated with a little more respect. Five Guys is about to have...

LSU Assigns Cajun Host Family To Incoming Pitcher Logan Schmidt To Ease Transition From California

BATON ROUGE, LA – Shortly after highly regarded California pitcher Logan Schmidt committed to...

Poll Finds 93% Of LSU Fans Already Know Which Games The Refs Will Cost Them

College football season hasn't started yet, but LSU fans have already circled every game the refs...

SEC Announces LSU-Ole Miss Game Will Now Be Officiated By Three Referees And Two Federal Judges

After Ole Miss sued two former players who transferred to LSU following Lane Kiffin's move to Baton...

TigerDroppings Poster Declares Football Season Over, Back On, Then Over Again Before Lunch

TigerDroppings reportedly declared LSU's season over, back on, then over again before most Baton...

Angel Reese Barbie Becomes First Doll To Refuse To Leave Box Without Four-Year Contract

Mattel's new Angel Reese Barbie has reportedly become the first doll in history to refuse to leave...

Residents Relieved They No Longer Have To Explain Why Baton Rouge’s Hockey Team Name Had Nothing To Do With Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge residents say the best part of the Kingfish returning isn't hockey—it's never having to...

Tennessee Emergency Management Urges Football Fans Not To Panic Buy Mustard And Golf Balls Ahead Of LSU Game

Officials assured residents there is plenty of mustard and plenty of golf balls for everyone...

Ole Miss Demands LSU Return Complimentary Hotel Shampoo From Recruiting Visits

Ole Miss is reportedly expanding its effort to recover transfer buyout money by demanding LSU return...

Bride Shocked To Learn LSU Scheduled Football Game On Her Wedding Day

Wedding season and football season have officially collided in Louisiana. One local bride says she...

Following Toosii’s Departure, LSU Monitoring Transfer Portal For Artists With 5 Million Spotify Listeners

LSU officials say they're looking for an immediate-impact replacement with chart success, strong...

Tiger Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Convincing Themselves This Is The Most Talented Team Ever Assembled

The yearly ritual reportedly began minutes after the first practice photos were released, with fans...

Louisiana Residents Admit Hurricane Preparation Is Just Early Tailgate Preparation

A new study found most Louisiana residents no longer distinguish between hurricane preparation and...

Nick Saban Asks Congress To Require Media Mention Him Every Third Time They Mention Lane Kiffin

WASHINGTON, DC – Former Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared before Congress recently to discuss...

Lane Kiffin Makes New LSU Prospects Drive From Port Allen To Baton Rouge At 5 PM To Test Resilience

LSU recruiters say the drive from Port Allen to Baton Rouge tells them more about a prospect than...

LSU Creates Official STTDB Etiquette Guide For Weddings And Corporate Events

LSU officials say years of confusion have finally forced the university to publish formal guidelines...
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