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LSU to Post Ten Commandments In Classrooms, Seeks Football Season Exemption From Taking The Lord’s Name In Vain

As LSU prepares to post the Ten Commandments in classrooms under the new state mandate, officials...

Jeff Landry Demands LSU Men’s Basketball Coach Register as a Liability With the State

After another LSU loss, Governor Jeff Landry has unveiled a new defensive strategy, state...

Tiger Stadium Connectivity Upgrade Will Allow 100,000 Fans To Post “How Much Is The Buyout?” Simultaneously

Engineers confirmed the $45 million connectivity upgrade was specifically engineered to handle...

Kim Mulkey Offers To Lend Three Players To LSU Men’s Team After Latest Loss

After being clobbered again, LSU men’s basketball may be getting unexpected help from across campus...

Ole Miss Football Changes Facebook Relationship Status to “It’s Complicated” After Hiring LSU Interim Coach

Ole Miss insists hiring LSU’s interim coach was purely professional, a claim immediately undermined...

Brian Kelly Offers to Coach ‘One Last Game’ After Reading About the Texas Bowl’s Cougar Hospitality Suite

Brian Kelly has decided he’s not quite done at LSU, and it definitely has nothing to do with the...

Lane Kiffin Forced to Skip ESPN College GameDay in Atlanta After Getting Stuck in I-10 Traffic

Lane Kiffin’s first major setback at LSU came from the existential nightmare of I-10 traffic, which...

Ole Miss Fans Form Task Force to Investigate Why Their Feelings Didn’t Override a $4 Million Raise for Kiffin

Ole Miss fans have formed TEARS, a taskforce investigating how their hurt feelings failed to...

Lane Kiffin Says He Chose LSU For Tradition, Passion, And “The Unmatched Quality Of Baton Rouge Gas Station Food”

Lane Kiffin’s first LSU press appearance took an unexpected turn when he praised Baton Rouge’s...

Kiffin Saga Forces Louisiana Men To Admit They Haven’t Heard a Word Their Wives Said For Two Solid Weeks

Experts say the statewide “Kiffin trance” wiped out all male listening skills for nearly two weeks...

Todd Graves and Gordon McKernan Race to File for Sole Custody of Lane Kiffin in Baton Rouge City Court

Lane Kiffin hasn’t even landed in Louisiana, but that didn’t stop two of Baton Rouge’s biggest...

LSU Realizes Refusing to Pay Contract Buyout While Actively Searching for a New Coach May Have Sent Wrong Message

LSU officials admitted that refusing to pay Brian Kelly’s buyout was sending the wrong message while...

Jeff Landry and LSU AD Plan to Camp Outside Jimmy Sexton’s Office Hoping to Snag a Black Friday Doorbuster Deal on Kiffin

Governor Jeff Landry and LSU’s AD will camp outside Jimmy Sexton’s office later this week, hoping to...

Lane Kiffin Considers Committing to LSU Before Thanksgiving To Avoid Having to Tell Anyone He Coached In The Egg Bowl

Lane Kiffin is rumored to be eyeing LSU, and insiders say it has less to do with football and more...

LSU Board Grants President Rousse Power to Fire Any Coach Who Tries to Speak With a Fake Louisiana Accent

LSU’s new rule lets the president fire any coach who tries out a fake Louisiana accent, a policy...

Saban Rumors Fly After He’s Spotted at Baton Rouge DMV, Fans Later Learn He’s Still In Line Waiting For His 2004 Renewal

Nick Saban’s quiet appearance at the Baton Rouge DMV sent LSU fans spiraling, only for officials to...

Lane Kiffin Reconsiders LSU Job After His Plane Is Stolen and Found on Cinder Blocks off Siegen Lane

Lane Kiffin’s jet vanished from Baton Rouge Metro Airport only to reappear on cinder blocks behind...

Kiffin and Wife Say They’ll Decide on LSU “In the Coming Weeks,” Daughter Says She Likes the Sound of That

Lane Kiffin’s wife toured LSU and hinted a decision would come “in the coming Weeks,” a phrase that...

Pelicans Fire Head Coach After Team Shooting Percentage Falls Below Cantrell’s Approval Rating

The Pelicans cut ties with Willie Green after the team’s shooting numbers dipped under Mayor LaToya...

Kelly Takes Credit for LSU’s Win Over Arkansas Saturday, Insists He Still Isn’t Fired “As Far as He Knows.”

Brian Kelly took to Facebook after LSU’s win, posting a selfie and insisting he’s still the Tigers’...

Brian Kelly Withdraws Lawsuit After Finding LSU Termination Email in AOL Spam Folder

Brian Kelly’s $54 million lawsuit against LSU ended abruptly after he found his termination notice...

LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly: One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035

LSU avoided a $54 million payout by giving Brian Kelly a free Caniac Combo once a month for ten...

LSU Interfraternity Council Expands Hazing Rules to Include “Forcing Pledges to Watch A&M Replay”

LSU’s Interfraternity Council has officially expanded its hazing policy to include “forcing pledges...

Delivery Truck Spotted Dropping Off Cases of Headsets at LSU, Saban Rumors Ignite Across Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge erupted Friday after a delivery truck unloaded pallets of headsets at Tiger Stadium...

Brian Kelly Files Infringement Suit Against LSU for Using His Trademarked “Up the Middle on 3rd and Long” Play

Kelly insists LSU owes him royalties for running his “intellectual property of incompetence,”...

LSU’s Offensive Playbook Discovered to Be Just One Page That Says “Screen Pass”

LSU fans were shocked to learn that the team’s offensive playbook consists of a single laminated...

LSU Athletics Staff to Operate on 8-Hour Contracts Under Rousse’s New “Interim Forever” Plan

LSU President Wade Rousse has announced a radical “Interim Forever” plan placing all athletics staff...

LSU Press Conference Tablecloth Enters Transfer Portal After Being Blamed for Program’s Image Problems

LSU’s press conference tablecloth has officially entered the transfer portal after being blamed for...

New Orleans Homeless Man Saves Money by Building Entire Shelter Out of Saints & Pelicans Tickets

After another disappointing Saints season, some fans have turned protest into performance art...
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