Bill Cassidy Signs Retirement Community NIL Deal Worth $400 In Early-Bird Buffet Credits, Unlimited Shuffleboard

Bill Cassidy’s post-Senate career is already off to a strong start after reportedly signing a retirement community deal worth $400 in buffet credits and unlimited shuffleboard.
Local Steakhouse Thanks St. Tammany Sheriff For Strong Second Quarter Earnings

Restaurant management declined to comment on the incident itself but confirmed they have already mailed the sheriff a plaque recognizing his contribution to local economic development.
Nick Saban Asks Congress To Require Media Mention Him Every Third Time They Mention Lane Kiffin

WASHINGTON, DC – Former Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared before Congress recently to discuss the future of college athletics, but much of the hearing reportedly focused on what he described as an increasingly alarming lack of media balance whenever LSU coach Lane Kiffin is discussed. According to sources, Saban proposed a new federal guideline requiring […]