Secretary of State Clears 8-Minute Spot on Her Wednesday Calendar to Verify Baton Rouge Mayor Recall Signatures
The Secretary of State reportedly carved out an eight-minute opening on Wednesday to verify the Baton Rouge mayor recall signatures, citing the campaign’s famously slow start after collecting just 10 signatures in its first month.
TigerDroppings Poster Declares Football Season Over, Back On, Then Over Again Before Lunch
TigerDroppings reportedly declared LSU’s season over, back on, then over again before most Baton Rouge residents finished their first cup of coffee.
Oak Point Fresh Market Introduces Smaller Chantilly Cake For Customers Who Want To Feel Better About Eating The Whole Thing
WATSON, LA – In what company officials are calling “a victory for portion control and self-deception,” Oak Point Fresh Market announced Tuesday the release of a new smaller Chantilly cake designed specifically for customers who want to convince themselves eating an entire cake is somehow healthier. “We listened to our customers,” said a store representative. […]
Landry Administration Opens Preliminary Discussions On Returning New Orleans To France
State attorneys are reportedly searching the Louisiana Purchase documents for a return policy after France politely declined Louisiana’s preliminary inquiry about reacquiring New Orleans.