Seven “Central Rants & Raves” Facebook Groups Report Immediate 94% Drop In Content After Wade Evans Exits Race

Seven Central Rants & Raves Facebook groups reportedly saw engagement collapse within hours after Wade Evans announced he would not seek reelection, leaving moderators scrambling to find anything else for residents to argue about.
Angel Reese Barbie Becomes First Doll To Refuse To Leave Box Without Four-Year Contract

Mattel’s new Angel Reese Barbie has reportedly become the first doll in history to refuse to leave its box until a fully guaranteed four-year contract is signed, citing today’s “competitive toy market.”