Tiger Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Convincing Themselves This Is The Most Talented Team Ever Assembled

The yearly ritual reportedly began minutes after the first practice photos were released, with fans immediately pointing to the size of the offensive line and speed of incoming freshmen.
Louisiana State Police Add “Avoid Alligator Ambush” To Future DWI Safety Campaigns

Troopers are reminding drivers that potentially failing a field sobriety test is still considerably less painful than a surprise alligator encounter in the swamp.