Mayor Refutes Land Loss Report, Says New Orleans Has Been Financially Underwater For Years Already
New Orleans officials reportedly spent hours explaining that a new study about Louisiana being underwater referred to land, not the city’s budget.
SB 466 Reassures Residents Their Land Will Only Be Seized By Domestic Interests, Not Foreign Ones
SB 466 protects Louisiana property owners from foreign land grabs while carefully preserving the state’s ability to conduct locally sourced land grabs when necessary.
EBR Schools Marks Seven Straight Days Without Campus Gun Incident
EBR administrators marked seven straight incident-free days this week, a streak experts are attributing primarily to locked doors and zero students.
Engineers Confident New Orleans Tunnel Would Only Flood During “Heavy Dew”
City officials praised the new underground transit proposal as “revolutionary infrastructure,” which in New Orleans roughly translates to “we’ll see what happens.”
Senate Introduces “Lane Kiffin Rule” Requiring Coaches To Wait Until Fans Finish Crying Before Resigning
Lawmakers unveiled the proposed “Lane Kiffin Rule” this week, giving devastated college football fans a federally protected mourning period before coaches can bolt for another job.
West Baton Rouge Parish Introduces “Signature Reserve Collection” of Public Information
West Baton Rouge officials are reportedly defending luxury-priced public records by reminding taxpayers they only paid to create the documents, not actually look at them.