Dearman’s Refuses To Add QR Code Menu, Citing Confidence That Everyone Already Knows What They Want

Baton Rouge’s oldest hamburger restaurant says QR codes would only slow down customers who already know exactly what they want.
New Siegen Lane Design Will Feature State-Of-The-Art Places To Sit Through Three Light Cycles

Local commuters welcomed the investment, saying they’ll finally have something nice to admire while inching forward three car lengths every six minutes.
Insurance Company Offers Discount to Louisiana Drivers If They Agree Never To Drive

A new Louisiana insurance program rewards customers who promise to never drive, proving the cheapest accident is the one that never happens.