LSU Extends Weather Delay Another 30 Minutes After Beer Sales Begin Slowing

LSU has detected a dangerous amount of disposable income inside Tiger Stadium.
Dabo Swinney Refuses To Let Team Take Field Until LSU Players Provide Two Forms Of ID

College football has officially entered the “bring two forms of ID” era.
SEC Punishes LSU For Winning In Court By Assigning Alabama Officials To Every Tigers Game

The SEC says there’s absolutely no connection between LSU’s court victory and its new officiating crews.
LSU Police Remind Tailgaters Marijuana Is Illegal, Encourage Everyone To Make Responsible Choice And Drink For 16 Straight Hours

LSU Police are reminding Tiger fans to make responsible choices this weekend, including the responsible choice to drink continuously for 12 hours.
Volunteer Group Mistakes Clemson Tiger For Transient During Cleanup Effort, Offers Him Food, Shelter

LSU fans eventually had to explain that Clemson brought him here on purpose.