Latest Poll Confirms Nobody Has Any Idea Which Congressional District They Live In This Week

A new poll found that 87% of Louisiana voters have no idea which congressional district they currently live in, while the remaining 13% admitted they were mostly guessing.
New State Law Requires Shrimp To Name At Least 3 LSU Quarterbacks To Receive Local Label

Louisiana seafood processors are scrambling to comply with new labeling regulations after state officials announced that shrimp seeking an official Louisiana designation must now correctly name at least three LSU quarterbacks.
Recall Organizer Threatens To Recall Any Citizen Who Refuses To Sign All Three Recall Petitions

Facing multiple rapidly approaching recall petition deadlines, a Louisiana recall organizer has announced plans to begin recalling citizens who refuse to sign all three of her existing recall petitions.