Fire Marshal Declares Clemson Cannon Safe for Indoor Use at Kid’s Birthday Parties
The device has officially been certified safe for indoor birthday parties after fire marshals declared it no louder than a balloon pop.
Baton Rouge Children Refuse To Believe Entire Ralph & Kacoo’s Building Was One Restaurant After Seeing Photos
Kids today aren’t prepared for the scale of old Baton Rouge.
Louisiana Officials Assure Residents SpaceX Rockets Will Be Much Quieter Than Neighbor’s Airboat
Louisiana officials have heard your concerns about rocket noise. Then they heard an airboat.
Louisiana GOP Endorses Entire Republican Primary To Maintain Perfect Record
The Louisiana GOP has discovered the secret to a 100% endorsement success rate.
LSU Revokes Fan’s Season Tickets After He Says He’d Be Satisfied With A 10-Win Season
LSU fans are encouraged to keep expectations where they belong: completely unreasonable.
Central Residents Stop Reporting Cox Outages, Begin Reporting When Service Is Actually Working
Central residents have finally found an easier way to track Cox outages: just report the rare occasions when the internet actually works.