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Saints to Start “Most Powerful Woman in Sports” as Quarterback for Upcoming Matchup Against the Panthers

Saints owner Gayle Benson, recently dubbed the “Most Powerful Woman in Sports,” is stepping in as...

Entire LSU Football Program Revealed to Be Advanced EA Sports Simulation Being Operated by Nick Saban

A whistleblower found the Tiger Stadium control console running an EA Sports simulation coded...

Trump Agrees to Pick LSU Football Coach If Landry Promises to Replace the Tiger Eye With His Portrait at Midfield

Governor Jeff Landry is rumored to have accepted Trump’s offer to select LSU’s next coach in...

LSU Appoints DOTD Head to Oversee Brian Kelly Buyout, Guarantees It’ll Drag Out Until at Least 2034

LSU has turned to the one Louisiana agency truly qualified to stretch a project beyond all reason:...

Nick Saban Open to LSU Return If Contract Includes ‘No Sadvocate Memes’ Clause

BATON ROUGE, LA – In a shocking twist that’s sent Tiger Nation into a frenzy, sources close to...

LSU Cancels Ticket Price Hike Amid Backlash, Introduces Mandatory $35 Fee to Leave Stadium

After criticism of rising game-day costs, LSU announced a new policy: no increase to ticket prices...

Scott Woodward Applies for Student Loan to Pay Kelly Buyout Because Technically Its an Expensive Lesson

LSU Athletic Director Scott Woodward has reportedly applied for a federal student loan to fund Brian...

Brian Kelly Seen Exiting Tiger Stadium Late in 3rd Quarter “To Avoid the Rush”

LSU Head Coach Brian Kelly was reportedly seen leaving Tiger Stadium before the game ended, citing...

LSU Raises Ticket Prices to Help Fans Feel Like They’re Suffering at an Elite Level

LSU’s Board of Supervisors approved new ticket and parking price increases to ensure fans continue...

LSU Students Warn Closing Unity Field to Tailgaters Could Push Violence to Less Convenient Locations

LSU students are pushing back against the closure of Unity Field, claiming the decision unfairly...

Saints Officially End Political Division in Louisiana After Left and Right Both Agree They Suck

After years of bitter political division, Louisiana has finally united, over how terrible the Saints...

Jeff Landry Seizes Control of New Orleans Saints, Declares Himself Acting Head Coach Until Further Notice

Governor Jeff Landry declared an executive order seizing control of the New Orleans Saints after...

Jeff Landry Asks FEMA to Declare Brian Kelly’s Contract a Disaster, Calls on Trump to Force Them to Pay the Buyout

Jeff Landry is calling in FEMA and Donald Trump to deal with what he calls “a man-made catastrophe,"...

LSU Hires Ed Orgeron as Head of Tailgate Security, Contract Includes Furnished Condo Near Sorority Row

LSU hires Ed Orgeron as Head of Tailgate Security, complete with a campus apartment near Sorority...

LSU to Add Gunfire and Police Siren Sound Effects to Future Hype Playlist So Nobody Notices the Real Ones

LSU officials say the new “realistic” game-day playlist, complete with sirens and gunfire, will help...

Thieves Break Into Cam Jordan’s Home, Leave Broncos Defensive Highlight Reels Scattered About Before Fleeing

Police say burglars broke into Cam Jordan’s home and mysteriously left behind VHS tapes labeled...

Governor Landry Orders Louisiana National Guard to Seize LSU’s Offensive Playbook and Have it Immediately Destroyed

Governor Jeff Landry has ordered the National Guard to raid LSU’s football facility and seize Joe...

Officials Say 27-28 College Championship Game Will Be Safe, Provided You Don’t Bring a Purse, Wallet, or Vehicle

City officials assured fans the 2027 title game will be perfectly safe, as long as they don’t bring...

Coach Kelly Skips Monday Press Conference, Claims He’s Still in Concussion Protocol from Watching the Defense

LSU’s head coach skipped today’s press conference, citing “concussion protocol” after watching his...

NFL Fines New Orleans Saints For Impersonating Professional Football Team

The NFL has fined the New Orleans Saints for “impersonating a professional football team,” citing...

Ole Miss Declares Themselves 2007 BCS Champions After Watching the Game on TV

Ole Miss has once again crowned itself a champion, this time of the 2007 BCS National Title, which...

Louisiana Legislature Considers Joining LHSAA Just to Get Something Passed This Year

Lawmakers at the State Capitol admitted they’re so tired of gridlock that the LHSAA might actually...

Trump Suggests Governor Landry Deploy National Guard to Replace Saints Offensive Line

Trump proposed Governor Jeff Landry deploy the National Guard to the Superdome, claiming soldiers...

Coach Kelly Admits Viral Outburst Fueled by Anticipation of Sadvocate Memes After Florida Performance

Brian Kelly admitted his postgame outburst wasn’t about referees or reporters, it was about bracing...

Florida QB Invited to Ride in Spanish Town Parade, Finally Gets to Throw Into a Crowd on Purpose

Baton Rouge has found a new use for Florida’s interception-prone quarterback, handing him a float...

Fire Marshal Declares Clemson Cannon Safe for Indoor Use at Kid’s Birthday Parties

Clemson’s “touchdown cannon” has officially been certified safe for indoor birthday parties after...

Orgeron Plans to Send Ex-Wife to Several SEC Universities to Negotiate Coaching Return

Former LSU coach Ed Orgeron has turned his job search into a joint venture with his ex-wife, who...

Saints Cheerleaders Execute More Successful Formations Than Offensive Line

Saints fans who booed the addition of more men to the cheer squad may want to rethink. At least...

Derek Carr Retires, NFL’s Interception Rate Drops by 15% Overnight

With a career marked by leadership, grit, and red zone decisions that often benefited the wrong...

Subway Employees at University of Arkansas Launch ‘Walk-On’ Football Tryouts to Avoid Paying State Taxes

At the University of Arkansas, Subway employees have launched a "Walk-On Football Tryout" program...
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