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Day: May 24, 2026

St. George Gym Adds Separate Membership Tier for People Who Only Sit in Parking Lot

Local gym owners say the new “Parking Lot Plus” membership is perfect for anyone whose fitness journey currently consists of opening the gym app from their truck.

The Sadvocate Begins Offering Print Edition Following Central’s 26th Cox Outage This Month

Cox outages in Central have reportedly become so severe that The Sadvocate has now been forced to launch an emergency printed newspaper edition for local readers.

Baton Rouge Man Declares Bankruptcy After Son Joins Travel Baseball Team

Baton Rouge father reportedly entered financial distress just weeks after learning travel baseball requires luxury hotel stays, $400 bats, and enough team dues to fund a small SEC athletic department.

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