Customer service reportedly couldn't deliver the presidential pardon, but they were more than happy...

Officials said the term "Election Night" was creating unrealistic expectations for an event now...

Democrats may have found their most reliable closer, Mitch Landrieu, now reportedly being considered...

QVC’s entire business model reportedly collapsed after its last loyal viewer accidentally changed...

Wall Street just had its best day in weeks after three straight hours of absolutely nothing going...

CDC says a new “cicada variant” is here, emerging every 17 years to ruin summer and your sanity...

Experts are sounding the alarm about AI replacing jobs, then immediately used AI to write the...

Trump reportedly froze mid-sentence after watching a 30-second Edmonds super PAC ad, marking the...

Chicago officials praised the former EBR Superintendent’s ability to convert millions into strategic...

A group of SNAP recipients filed a federal lawsuit after discovering grocery stores had begun...

Bipartisanship is back in style, just not the way anyone expected. Bill Cassidy has finally united...

The governor’s office said no deployment orders exist yet, but volunteers were encouraged to prepare...

Minnesota officials cautioned that cracking down on massive fraud now could discourage future...

The government’s alleged chemtrail operation has reportedly stalled, not because of exposure, but...

Louisiana officials confirmed the Mississippi River bridge study group has been instructed by Jeff...

The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded...

Chuck Schumer’s approval rating has fallen so low that aides now describe it as “conceptual,”...

Greenland tried football without traditions. Jeff Landry fixed that by mandating live polar bears on...

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order exporting Tony Chachere’s to Greenland after...

Newly appointed Greenland envoy Jeff Landry reportedly stalled diplomatic talks after demanding...

Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before...

Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally...

Mississippi health officials confirmed that escaped Tulane monkeys, reportedly infected with several...

Political analysts say Democratic strategist James Carville has entered a rare psychological state...

The “No Kings” movement flooded social media this morning, declaring victory after confirming that...

Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC, but his ratings are still trailing behind a 3 a.m. ShamWow infomercial...

ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death, claiming it was about...

Chicago leaders warned that the arrival of National Guard troops could “erase generations of gunfire...

Walmart officials moved quickly this week to reassure shoppers after a nationwide recall of shrimp...

Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA...