Source: Mitch Landrieu Being Considered To Chair 2028 Presidential Pre-Loss Planning Committee
Democrats may have found their most reliable closer, Mitch Landrieu, now reportedly being considered to lead pre-loss
Democrats may have found their most reliable closer, Mitch Landrieu, now reportedly being considered to lead pre-loss
QVC’s entire business model reportedly collapsed after its last loyal viewer accidentally changed the channel, triggering what
Wall Street just had its best day in weeks after three straight hours of absolutely nothing going
CDC says a new “cicada variant” is here, emerging every 17 years to ruin summer and your
Experts are sounding the alarm about AI replacing jobs, then immediately used AI to write the warning
Trump reportedly froze mid-sentence after watching a 30-second Edmonds super PAC ad, marking the first documented instance
Chicago officials praised the former EBR Superintendent’s ability to convert millions into strategic plans, meetings, and studies,
A group of SNAP recipients filed a federal lawsuit after discovering grocery stores had begun classifying bulk
Bipartisanship is back in style, just not the way anyone expected. Bill Cassidy has finally united the
The governor’s office said no deployment orders exist yet, but volunteers were encouraged to prepare boats, cold-weather
Minnesota officials cautioned that cracking down on massive fraud now could discourage future participation, undermine trust, and
The government’s alleged chemtrail operation has reportedly stalled, not because of exposure, but because officials can’t find
Louisiana officials confirmed the Mississippi River bridge study group has been instructed by Jeff Landry to expand
The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded confident enough to
Chuck Schumer’s approval rating has fallen so low that aides now describe it as “conceptual,” insisting leadership
Greenland tried football without traditions. Jeff Landry fixed that by mandating live polar bears on the sidelines,
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order exporting Tony Chachere’s to Greenland after determining the region’s
Newly appointed Greenland envoy Jeff Landry reportedly stalled diplomatic talks after demanding football contracts and gumbo before
Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New
Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally timing every trade.”
Mississippi health officials confirmed that escaped Tulane monkeys, reportedly infected with several diseases, have accidentally improved the
Political analysts say Democratic strategist James Carville has entered a rare psychological state known as Trump Dependency
The “No Kings” movement flooded social media this morning, declaring victory after confirming that no monarchs currently
Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC, but his ratings are still trailing behind a 3 a.m. ShamWow
ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death, claiming it was about “standards.” Insiders
Chicago leaders warned that the arrival of National Guard troops could “erase generations of gunfire culture,” describing
Walmart officials moved quickly this week to reassure shoppers after a nationwide recall of shrimp that reportedly
Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA YoungBoy and immediately
Former Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed his U.S. Senate bid this week, vowing to deliver the same
A Massachusetts courthouse found itself under scrutiny after a migrant mysteriously slipped out during a hearing, allegedly
