French Government Urges Citizens to Remain Calm Until They’ve Actually Watched the Saints
French officials say citizens should experience at least one Saints possession before deciding how angry they are.
Baton Rouge Man Begins Practicing Humility in Case He Wins Savannah Bananas Ticket Lottery
If selected, LeBlanc hopes to use his platform to raise awareness about himself.
Baton Rouge Woman Says Online Shopping Will Never Replace Being Judged in Person at Godchaux’s
“Amazon tells everybody they have excellent taste. Miss Helen made you earn it.”
LSU Fan Deletes 47 Posts Before Announcing He Never Lost Faith in Team
He never stopped believing. Several Facebook group administrators may remember it differently.
Louisiana Lawmaker Says Teacher Pay Raise Must Wait Until State Finishes Studying Why Teachers Leave
The study will examine whether teachers have considered marrying someone with a better job.
HOA Denies Homeowner’s Request to Paint House Same Color It Already Is Without Prior Approval
The board requested photographs showing what his house would look like after remaining the same color.
Kingfish Return Gives Baton Rouge Man Opportunity to Wear Shirt His Wife Has Tried to Throw Away Since 1998
He waited decades for the Kingfish to return. His wife was hoping the shirt would leave first.
First Cold Snap Prompts Baton Rouge Dad to Deliver Annual Briefing on Thermostat Authority
Requests for heat must first exhaust all available blankets, sweatshirts, and opportunities to “get up and do something.”
Louisiana Lawmakers Request $565 Million to Study Why State Has $565 Million Surplus
Officials described the surplus as a troubling gap between money collected and money successfully assigned to something.
Landry Threatens to Cut Off Louisiana Hot Sauce Exports to Alabama Until SEC Drops LSU Expulsion Threat
Alabama restaurants began rationing hot sauce as Landry escalated the LSU dispute.
St. George Budget Award Forces Critics to Postpone Financial Collapse Predictions Another Six Months
The disaster forecast has been updated to accommodate another disappointing piece of good news.
Baton Rouge Driver Uses Turn Signal, Immediately Pulled Over for Suspicious Behavior
A Baton Rouge motorist attracted police attention after giving surrounding drivers four seconds of advance notice before safely changing lanes on College Drive.
Baton Rouge Considers Splitting Government Into Two Governments That Can Blame Each Other
Officials say splitting government would improve accountability by giving each government someone else to hold accountable.
SpaceX Clarifies Pecan Island Won’t Be Permanently Closed to Residents, Just Temporarily Closed All Day
Pecan Island won’t be permanently closed. The temporary closures will simply cover the entire day.
Baton Rouge Fog Becomes First Entity This Season to Stop Both LSU Basketball Teams
: SEC analysts praised Baton Rouge fog for containing two LSU basketball programs without committing a single personal foul.
Entergy Assures Homeowner Massive Pole Won’t Obstruct His View of Massive Pole
Entergy says the homeowner’s view remains excellent, particularly his view of the pole.
Gayle Benson Says She Shares Saints Fans’ Frustration but Finds Being a Billionaire Makes Losing Easier
“Believe me, these losses hurt. But then I remember everyone paid to get in.”
LSU Fan Says He’s Done Supporting LSU, Immediately Orders $500 in Tailgate Platters From Matherne’s for Saturday
“They’re not getting another thing out of me,” he said, adding two sandwich trays.
Tigers Drop to 4–2 After Kentucky Declines Opportunity to Miss Third Field Goal
After two missed field goals, LSU felt Kentucky had established a system everyone could work with.
Central Nonprofit Adds Campaign Finance Law to List of Things It Hopes to Raise Awareness About
The organization’s newest awareness campaign concerns what the organization is legally allowed to do.
Miguez Requests Next Baton Rouge Debate Be Held at a More Convenient Location, Like New Iberia
“Blake shouldn’t have to leave his community just to explain how deeply connected he is to theirs.”
Will Wade Asks LSU Fans to Wear Basketball Shoes to Next Game Just in Case
LSU fans are encouraged to stretch before arriving and disclose any remaining college eligibility.
Livingston Parish Achieves Full Transparency, Gives Every Voter Its Checking Account Number
A campaign mailer briefly promoted every Livingston Parish voter to assistant treasurer.
Mike Johnson Promises to Cut Grass After Three Years of Being Unable to Cut Spending
Johnson finally found something he can cut without Senate approval.
Zachary Mayor Asks Football Team to Throw Central Game So He Doesn’t Have to Eat Wade Evans’ Well-Done Steak
Wade Evans asked whether the mayor wanted his steak crispy on both sides.
Baton Rouge Declares First Day of Fall After Man Turns Off Truck’s AC for Almost Four Minutes
Eight seconds at a red light restored summer, but officials said the fall declaration would stand.
Central Getting REV Internet So Residents Can Finally Email Cox About Internet Outage
Central residents are looking forward to getting working internet so they can finally notify Cox that their internet isn’t working.
Fire Causes Estimated $247 in Improvements to Abandoned OYO Hotel in Baton Rouge
An early morning fire caused an estimated $247 in improvements to Baton Rouge’s abandoned OYO Hotel.
Landry Recall Campaign Announces It Has Enough Signatures, Provided Most Louisiana Voters Immediately Move to Texas
Organizers are asking Louisiana voters to temporarily become permanent Texas residents for democracy.
Falcons Fined for Making Themselves at Home in Saints End Zone Without Short-Term Rental Permit
Atlanta’s repeated trips to the Saints end zone attracted the attention of New Orleans rental inspectors.