Miguez Requests Next Baton Rouge Debate Be Held at a More Convenient Location, Like New Iberia
“Blake shouldn’t have to leave his community just to explain how deeply connected he is to theirs.”
Will Wade Asks LSU Fans to Wear Basketball Shoes to Next Game Just in Case
LSU fans are encouraged to stretch before arriving and disclose any remaining college eligibility.
Livingston Parish Achieves Full Transparency, Gives Every Voter Its Checking Account Number
A campaign mailer briefly promoted every Livingston Parish voter to assistant treasurer.
Mike Johnson Promises to Cut Grass After Three Years of Being Unable to Cut Spending
Johnson finally found something he can cut without Senate approval.
Zachary Mayor Asks Football Team to Throw Central Game So He Doesn’t Have to Eat Wade Evans’ Well-Done Steak
Wade Evans asked whether the mayor wanted his steak crispy on both sides.
Baton Rouge Declares First Day of Fall After Man Turns Off Truck’s AC for Almost Four Minutes
Eight seconds at a red light restored summer, but officials said the fall declaration would stand.
Central Getting REV Internet So Residents Can Finally Email Cox About Internet Outage
Central residents are looking forward to getting working internet so they can finally notify Cox that their internet isn’t working.
Fire Causes Estimated $247 in Improvements to Abandoned OYO Hotel in Baton Rouge
An early morning fire caused an estimated $247 in improvements to Baton Rouge’s abandoned OYO Hotel.
Landry Recall Campaign Announces It Has Enough Signatures, Provided Most Louisiana Voters Immediately Move to Texas
Organizers are asking Louisiana voters to temporarily become permanent Texas residents for democracy.
Falcons Fined for Making Themselves at Home in Saints End Zone Without Short-Term Rental Permit
Atlanta’s repeated trips to the Saints end zone attracted the attention of New Orleans rental inspectors.
Louisiana Approves New Disaster Relief Program to Repair Damage Caused by First Disaster Relief Program
Applicants seeking relief must submit documentation proving the previous relief program lost their documentation.
Broadmoor Residents Order Earplugs To Drown Out Amazon Drones, Furious To Learn They’re Arriving By Drone
Amazon offers two convenient delivery options: the problem, or the problem sooner.
13th Gate Adds Room Where Visitors Must Open Their Homeowners Insurance Renewal
The attraction contains no monsters. Just an envelope, a calculator and a premium nobody wants to read.
Baton Rouge To Replace River Center With Giant Concession Stand After Reviewing Financial Records
Financial records revealed the River Center was essentially a concession stand burdened by an entertainment venue.
Central Surfers Protest on Hooper Road, Tell Wade Evans He Can’t Leave Until The Lake is Done
1. Central surfers offered to help Wade Evans pack his office immediately after somebody actually gets to surf.
CATS Bus Flees Crash Scene, Says It Had Warrants
A CATS bus that clipped a school bus mirror on Goodwood Boulevard says it left because it remembered it had outstanding warrants.
Blake Miguez Says He Doesn’t Live In New Iberia, His Driveway Is Just 70 Miles Long And Has Three Truck Stops
Blake Miguez says he lives in Baton Rouge. His driveway just requires a full tank of gas and passes through several communities.
Baton Rouge Woman Posts “What Happened?” Beneath WAFB Article Explaining Exactly What Happened
A simple request for information escalated Wednesday when someone suggested reading the information.
Baton Rouge Student Shocked To Learn Bon Marché Was Not A French Settlement Along The Mississippi
He assumed Bon Marché involved French settlers, the Mississippi River and possibly Bienville. His grandfather remembers buying pants there.
Baton Rouge Man Enters Seventh Year Of Explaining Why St. George Won’t Last Six Months
Seven years after voters approved St. George, a Baton Rouge man says the city’s new 2050 growth plan is a little ambitious for a municipality he still expects to collapse by Thursday.
New Orleans Merges City Hall, Sewerage & Water Board Into One Office to Send Itself Final Notices
The new department says unified billing will ensure every overdue notice reaches the correct level of government.
Baton Rouge Family Declares Bankruptcy After Daughter Advances To Next Round Of Dance Competition
The family’s bankruptcy attorney says their finances remain salvageable provided their daughter performs poorly.
Louisiana Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters That Deer Are Using AI To Generate Fake Trail Camera Photos
LDWF officials say Louisiana deer are using artificial intelligence to create fake trail camera photos, sending unsuspecting hunters into neighboring parishes.
Saints Partner With Goodwill, Announce All Fourth-Quarter Turnovers Will Now Be Tax-Deductible
Following Sunday’s fourth-quarter collapse against the Raiders, the Saints announced a new partnership with Goodwill that will allow the team to classify future turnovers as charitable donations.
LSU Fan Who Wanted Entire Coaching Staff Fired Last Week Now Looking At National Championship Hotels
An LSU fan who demanded the entire coaching staff be fired last week is now comparing National Championship hotel rates after announcing he never stopped believing.
Texas A&M’s 12th Man Running Late After ‘Quick Stop’ At Ronnie’s Boudin Reaches Sixth Hour
BATON ROUGE, LA – Texas A&M officials confirmed Saturday afternoon that the school’s legendary 12th Man is running dangerously behind schedule after a “quick stop” at Ronnie’s Boudin somehow entered its sixth hour. According to team officials, the 12th Man stopped around lunchtime for “one boudin ball and maybe some cracklins” before continuing toward Tiger […]
SEC Agrees to Drop LSU Lawsuit If Liz Murrill Promises Not to Make Memes About Stankey Afterwards
Greg Sankey is reportedly willing to drop the SEC’s lawsuit against LSU, provided Attorney General Liz Murrill promises not to turn the settlement into a meme.
EBR Sheriff Says Nigerian Prince Email Involving 55-Gallon Diesel Inheritance May Be Scam
EBR Sheriff’s Office is warning residents about a suspicious Nigerian prince email promising a 55-gallon diesel inheritance,.
Mitch Landrieu Considering Presidential Run After Three People Tell Him He Should Totally Do It
Mitch Landrieu is considering a 2028 presidential run after receiving an unprecedented wave of support from three separate people who told him he should totally do it.
Baton Rouge Officials Announce Fall Will Be Held on Tuesday For Approximately 11 Minutes
Residents are encouraged to have their hoodies, patio chairs and pumpkin spice ready beforehand, as officials warn there will not be enough time to go back inside and get them.