The Sadvocate Podcast – Guest Appearances
The Sadvocate Podcast
Facebook Outage Leaves Baton Rouge Rants & Raves Members With No Choice But To Argue In Person
One resident spent 20 minutes showing Ring camera footage of a suspicious Altima to complete strangers in a grocery store parking lot.
Officials Report Sharp Increase In Daytime Altima Sightings Following Inspection Sticker Repeal
Officials say thousands of previously hidden Altimas have begun emerging during daylight hours following the inspection sticker repeal.
Cox Introduces Premium Outage Package With Personalized Estimated Restoration Times
Cox says customers deserve a more personalized outage experience. The internet may still be down, but at least the estimated restoration time can now be wrong specifically for you.
Louisiana Department Of Wildlife Confirms Most Aggressive Animal In State Remains The Boat Launch Parking Lot Dad
Louisiana wildlife officials say alligators, wild hogs, and snakes remain far less aggressive than the average boat launch parking lot dad.
East Baton Rouge Mosquitoes Ask Parish For Second Facility To Accommodate Their Rapid Growth
East Baton Rouge mosquitoes are reportedly seeking a second parish facility after years of population growth left the current headquarters unable to meet demand.
Tiger Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Convincing Themselves This Is The Most Talented Team Ever Assembled
The yearly ritual reportedly began minutes after the first practice photos were released, with fans immediately pointing to the size of the offensive line and speed of incoming freshmen.
Louisiana State Police Add “Avoid Alligator Ambush” To Future DWI Safety Campaigns
Troopers are reminding drivers that potentially failing a field sobriety test is still considerably less painful than a surprise alligator encounter in the swamp.
Local Developers Proudly Unveil New Subdivision Named “Oak Creek Preserve” on Completely Treeless Land
Baton Rouge developers have officially reached the point where subdivisions are now named entirely after things they removed to build them.
Louisiana Residents Admit Hurricane Preparation Is Just Early Tailgate Preparation
A new study found most Louisiana residents no longer distinguish between hurricane preparation and LSU tailgate preparation.
Study Finds Former Broadmoor Theatre Patrons Possess Antibodies For Diseases Yet To Be Discovered
Researchers say former Broadmoor Theatre patrons possess antibodies for diseases that haven’t even been discovered yet, thanks to decades of exposure to Baton Rouge’s most legendary dollar theater.
Attorney General Leases Brave Cave To Store Overflow Evidence in Baton Rouge Corruption Case
BATON ROUGE, LA – Citing an unexpected surge in documents, emails, meeting notes, contracts, invoices, and other materials associated with the ongoing Baton Rouge corruption investigation, Louisiana Attorney General investigators announced this week that additional storage space was needed to accommodate the growing collection of evidence. According to sources, investigators initially expected to need only […]
Livingston Parish Waterways Closed After Officials Detect Dangerous Levels Of Natty Light
State officials say the waterways should reopen once Natty Light concentrations fall below Louisiana’s recreational beer threshold.
Study Finds 62% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Somehow Involve Cortana Mall
A new study found that 62% of directions given in Baton Rouge still somehow involve Cortana Mall, despite the mall being gone for years.
Bill Cassidy Signs Retirement Community NIL Deal Worth $400 In Early-Bird Buffet Credits, Unlimited Shuffleboard
Bill Cassidy’s post-Senate career is already off to a strong start after reportedly signing a retirement community deal worth $400 in buffet credits and unlimited shuffleboard.
Local Steakhouse Thanks St. Tammany Sheriff For Strong Second Quarter Earnings
Restaurant management declined to comment on the incident itself but confirmed they have already mailed the sheriff a plaque recognizing his contribution to local economic development.
Nick Saban Asks Congress To Require Media Mention Him Every Third Time They Mention Lane Kiffin
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared before Congress recently to discuss the future of college athletics, but much of the hearing reportedly focused on what he described as an increasingly alarming lack of media balance whenever LSU coach Lane Kiffin is discussed. According to sources, Saban proposed a new federal guideline requiring […]
Lane Kiffin Makes New LSU Prospects Drive From Port Allen To Baton Rouge At 5 PM To Test Resilience
LSU recruiters say the drive from Port Allen to Baton Rouge tells them more about a prospect than any highlight reel.
LSU Creates Official STTDB Etiquette Guide For Weddings And Corporate Events
LSU officials say years of confusion have finally forced the university to publish formal guidelines explaining exactly when fans should, and should not, yell STTDB in public.
State Announces New Penalties For Repeat DWI Offenders, Bringing Total Consequences To Roughly One Traffic Ticket
Louisiana lawmakers are celebrating a major crackdown on repeat DWI offenders after raising the consequences from “basically nothing” to “roughly one traffic ticket.”
Louisiana Historian Claims He Can Identify Any Parish By Counting Number Of Dollar Generals Visible From Single Dollar General Parking Lot
A Louisiana historian says he can identify any parish by counting the number of Dollar Generals visible from a single Dollar General parking lot. State officials are reportedly reviewing the research.
Coach O Reportedly Evaluates Linebackers By Seeing If They Can Finish An Entire Muffuletta At Anthony’s Italian Deli
LSU recruiting insiders say Coach O has developed a new way to evaluate linebackers, and it involves a trip to Anthony’s Italian Deli.
Baton Rouge Marriage Counselors Prepare For LSU Football Season By Hiring Additional Staff
Baton Rouge marriage counselors say football season is their busiest time of year, and LSU hasn’t even played a game yet.
Coffee Call Beignet Powder Officially Detected On Residents As Far Away As Dallas, Texas
Researchers say traces of Coffee Call beignet powder have been found on former Baton Rouge residents living in Dallas, confirming what locals have suspected for years.
I-12 Master Plan To Determine Best Way To Spend Millions Studying Thing Everyone Already Knows
Transportation officials are gathering public input on I-12, a corridor whose problems have already been thoroughly documented by every commuter in Louisiana.
AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards
An AI weather model predicts Louisiana’s endless attorney billboards could reduce hurricane intensity by up to 60%.
LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown
LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year’s ticket price controversy. This year, prices won’t go up until the Tigers actually start scoring touchdowns.
EBR Officials Hire Ankle Monitor Monitor To Monitor Companies Monitoring Ankle Monitors
After multiple ankle monitor failures, officials say the obvious solution is hiring someone to monitor the people responsible for monitoring the ankle monitors.
Survey: 90% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Contain “When You Pass Fleur de Lis”
Baton Rouge residents may have smartphones, GPS, and navigation apps, but apparently none of them have replaced the city’s most trusted landmark.
Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique
Louisiana researchers estimate that roughly 18% of all crawfish consumed each spring are eaten by people whose primary contribution was complaining about the boil.