Louisiana Approves New Disaster Relief Program to Repair Damage Caused by First Disaster Relief Program
Applicants seeking relief must submit documentation proving the previous relief program lost their documentation.
Broadmoor Residents Order Earplugs To Drown Out Amazon Drones, Furious To Learn They’re Arriving By Drone
Amazon offers two convenient delivery options: the problem, or the problem sooner.
13th Gate Adds Room Where Visitors Must Open Their Homeowners Insurance Renewal
The attraction contains no monsters. Just an envelope, a calculator and a premium nobody wants to read.
Baton Rouge To Replace River Center With Giant Concession Stand After Reviewing Financial Records
Financial records revealed the River Center was essentially a concession stand burdened by an entertainment venue.
Central Surfers Protest on Hooper Road, Tell Wade Evans He Can’t Leave Until The Lake is Done
1. Central surfers offered to help Wade Evans pack his office immediately after somebody actually gets to surf.
CATS Bus Flees Crash Scene, Says It Had Warrants
A CATS bus that clipped a school bus mirror on Goodwood Boulevard says it left because it remembered it had outstanding warrants.
Blake Miguez Says He Doesn’t Live In New Iberia, His Driveway Is Just 70 Miles Long And Has Three Truck Stops
Blake Miguez says he lives in Baton Rouge. His driveway just requires a full tank of gas and passes through several communities.
Baton Rouge Woman Posts “What Happened?” Beneath WAFB Article Explaining Exactly What Happened
A simple request for information escalated Wednesday when someone suggested reading the information.
Baton Rouge Student Shocked To Learn Bon Marché Was Not A French Settlement Along The Mississippi
He assumed Bon Marché involved French settlers, the Mississippi River and possibly Bienville. His grandfather remembers buying pants there.
Baton Rouge Man Enters Seventh Year Of Explaining Why St. George Won’t Last Six Months
Seven years after voters approved St. George, a Baton Rouge man says the city’s new 2050 growth plan is a little ambitious for a municipality he still expects to collapse by Thursday.
New Orleans Merges City Hall, Sewerage & Water Board Into One Office to Send Itself Final Notices
The new department says unified billing will ensure every overdue notice reaches the correct level of government.
Baton Rouge Family Declares Bankruptcy After Daughter Advances To Next Round Of Dance Competition
The family’s bankruptcy attorney says their finances remain salvageable provided their daughter performs poorly.
Louisiana Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters That Deer Are Using AI To Generate Fake Trail Camera Photos
LDWF officials say Louisiana deer are using artificial intelligence to create fake trail camera photos, sending unsuspecting hunters into neighboring parishes.
Saints Partner With Goodwill, Announce All Fourth-Quarter Turnovers Will Now Be Tax-Deductible
Following Sunday’s fourth-quarter collapse against the Raiders, the Saints announced a new partnership with Goodwill that will allow the team to classify future turnovers as charitable donations.
LSU Fan Who Wanted Entire Coaching Staff Fired Last Week Now Looking At National Championship Hotels
An LSU fan who demanded the entire coaching staff be fired last week is now comparing National Championship hotel rates after announcing he never stopped believing.
Texas A&M’s 12th Man Running Late After ‘Quick Stop’ At Ronnie’s Boudin Reaches Sixth Hour
BATON ROUGE, LA – Texas A&M officials confirmed Saturday afternoon that the school’s legendary 12th Man is running dangerously behind schedule after a “quick stop” at Ronnie’s Boudin somehow entered its sixth hour. According to team officials, the 12th Man stopped around lunchtime for “one boudin ball and maybe some cracklins” before continuing toward Tiger […]
SEC Agrees to Drop LSU Lawsuit If Liz Murrill Promises Not to Make Memes About Stankey Afterwards
Greg Sankey is reportedly willing to drop the SEC’s lawsuit against LSU, provided Attorney General Liz Murrill promises not to turn the settlement into a meme.
EBR Sheriff Says Nigerian Prince Email Involving 55-Gallon Diesel Inheritance May Be Scam
EBR Sheriff’s Office is warning residents about a suspicious Nigerian prince email promising a 55-gallon diesel inheritance,.
Mitch Landrieu Considering Presidential Run After Three People Tell Him He Should Totally Do It
Mitch Landrieu is considering a 2028 presidential run after receiving an unprecedented wave of support from three separate people who told him he should totally do it.
Baton Rouge Officials Announce Fall Will Be Held on Tuesday For Approximately 11 Minutes
Residents are encouraged to have their hoodies, patio chairs and pumpkin spice ready beforehand, as officials warn there will not be enough time to go back inside and get them.
Churches Across Louisiana Add Special Sunday Service For Anyone Who Watched Entire LSU-Ole Miss Game
Baton Rouge churches are opening their doors to LSU fans still processing everything they witnessed Saturday night in Oxford.
Oxford Air Quality Alert Issued As Thousands of LSU Fans Begin Making Roux Simultaneously
Oxford officials issued an air quality alert after thousands of LSU fans simultaneously fired up their roux pots Saturday morning.
Baton Rouge Bars Prepare For LSU-Ole Miss By Ordering Emergency 41,000 Michelob Ultras
Baton Rouge has entered the emergency preparedness phase of LSU-Ole Miss weekend.
Ole Miss Scientists Successfully Clone Lane Kiffin, Clone Immediately Accepts Job At Auburn
Ole Miss scientists finally created a Lane Kiffin who could stay in Oxford forever, only to watch their breakthrough immediately begin negotiating with Auburn.
BREC Spends $640,000 To Determine City Park Needs More Grass And Parking
BATON ROUGE, LA – After months of studies, public meetings and approximately $640,000 in planning expenses, BREC officials have unveiled a groundbreaking discovery about City-Brooks Community Park: it could use some grass and additional parking. The revelation was included in the final master plan presented this week, concluding an extensive process involving consultants, community feedback […]
LSU Tailgater Assures Wife New $7,800 Trailer Absolutely Necessary To Cook Jambalaya
One LSU tailgater says his $7,800 trailer wasn’t an impulse purchase. It was an essential piece of jambalaya equipment.
Broadmoor Man Orders Earplugs To Block Out Amazon Drones, Delivery Arrives By Amazon Drone
A Broadmoor man finally figured out how to deal with all those Amazon drones. Unfortunately, he ordered the solution from Amazon.
Tiger Stadium Sells 41,000 Michelob Ultras, Sets New Record For Most Water Consumed At LSU Game
A lengthy weather delay helped LSU fans accomplish the unthinkable: consuming more water than ever before inside Tiger Stadium.
Baton Rouge Loop Once Again Being Considered Following Brief 40-Year Consideration Period
After a brief four-decade consideration period, officials say the Baton Rouge Loop is once again under consideration.
Sankey Files Complaint Against Rousse For Using ‘Moot’ and Several Other Words He Doesn’t Understand
Greg Sankey’s latest complaint against LSU accuses Wade Rousse of repeatedly using legal terminology without first providing the commissioner definitions.