Baton Rouge Loop Once Again Being Considered Following Brief 40-Year Consideration Period
After a brief four-decade consideration period, officials say the Baton Rouge Loop is once again under consideration.
Audit Finds 15 Louisiana Boards Doing Absolutely Nothing, Making Them State’s Most Efficient Government Entities
Louisiana may have finally discovered the secret to efficient government: stop doing government.
Landry Renames Jackson Square ‘Landry Square’ In Latest Effort To Improve Relations With New Orleans
Gov. Jeff Landry announced Jackson Square will officially become “Landry Square,” calling the unexpected renaming an important first step toward improving relations with New Orleans.
Louisiana GOP Endorses Entire Republican Primary To Maintain Perfect Record
The Louisiana GOP has discovered the secret to a 100% endorsement success rate.
State Launches Online Tracker Showing Current Number Of Active Disputes Between New Orleans and Jeff Landry
New Orleans disputed the state’s dispute tracker, immediately proving the tracker works.
Julia Letlow Plans Bill Requiring Federal Officials To Spend A Friday On I-10 in Baton Rouge Before Denying Louisiana Road Funding
Julia Letlow has found a faster way to explain Louisiana infrastructure problems to Washington: I-10 at 5 p.m.
Jeff Landry Renames Toledo Bend Reservoir ‘Lake Louisiana,’ Gives Texas 30 Days To Stop Using It
Toledo Bend is now Lake Louisiana, and Texas has been given its eviction notice.
Protesters Demand LADOTD Build SpaceX Launch Pads To Ensure They Won’t Be Finished For At Least 30 Years
Protesters have unveiled a plan guaranteed to keep Louisiana rocket-free for decades.
Louisiana Critics Demand Historic Economic Investment, Furious After State Lands Historic Economic Investment
Apparently, attracting major companies to Louisiana was much more appealing when it was only hypothetical.
Thousands Of Louisiana Residents End Brief Careers As Data Center Experts, Begin New Careers In Rocket Science
Louisiana’s data center experts have officially moved on. Their next assignment: rocket science.
Lamont Cole Asks Judge To Throw Out Indictment Under Louisiana’s LSU Football Season Immunity Act
Cole’s attorneys are asking the court to respect Louisiana’s most sacred legal protection: LSU football.
Three Orleans Parish Candidates Disqualified During Election’s Grueling “Basic Adult Responsibility” Round
Three Orleans Parish candidates survived fundraising, speeches and strategic yard-sign placement, only to be eliminated during the election’s most demanding stage, basic adult responsibility
Several EBR Council Members Criticize St. George Transit Plan For Providing No Backdoor Access To Public Funds
Several EBR Metro Council members have identified a serious flaw in St. George’s transit plan: every dollar appears to have an actual transportation-related purpose.
Comite Diversion Canal Wins Award For Best Upcoming Flood-Control Project Of 1983
After 43 years, the Comite Diversion Canal finally received the recognition it would have deserved in 1983.
John Bel Edwards Launches Two-Week Campaign To Slow The Spread Of Republicans In Congress
Former Gov. John Bel Edwards is asking Louisiana voters for just two weeks to slow the spread of Republicans in Congress, promising this temporary political intervention definitely won’t last any longer than necessary.
Louisiana Secretary of State Hires CVS to Print November Sample Ballots
“CVS is the only organization capable of producing something this long,” an election official said while unrolling the prototype through the State Archives.
Louisiana Officials Celebrate Third Straight Day Of Historically Low Illegal Balloon Releases
Officials said balloon-related incidents have fallen to their lowest level in state history, though they acknowledged the official reporting period currently covers approximately 72 hours.
Mitch Landrieu Hires Anonymous Company To Remove Social Media Replies He Says Do Not Reflect His Values
An anonymous overnight crew reportedly spent hours removing negative replies from beneath Mitch Landrieu’s social media posts, insisting the comments were merely being relocated.
Louisiana Election Officials Admit It’s Cheaper To Just Leave Cleo Fields’ Name On Every Ballot
Louisiana election officials say they’ve finally found a way to save taxpayer money: just leave Cleo Fields’ name on every ballot permanently.
Secretary of State Clears 8-Minute Spot on Her Wednesday Calendar to Verify Baton Rouge Mayor Recall Signatures
The Secretary of State reportedly carved out an eight-minute opening on Wednesday to verify the Baton Rouge mayor recall signatures, citing the campaign’s famously slow start after collecting just 10 signatures in its first month.
Landry Administration Opens Preliminary Discussions On Returning New Orleans To France
State attorneys are reportedly searching the Louisiana Purchase documents for a return policy after France politely declined Louisiana’s preliminary inquiry about reacquiring New Orleans.
AI Data Centers Confirm Entergy Customers Won’t Pay More, Just Receive Bills With Larger Numbers
Louisiana’s newest AI data centers are already proving their value by explaining that bigger Entergy bills aren’t actually higher, just a larger quantity of dollars.
EBR Parish Attorney Assures Residents They’re Only Three More Courtroom Defeats Away From Accepting St. George
East Baton Rouge officials assured residents this week that they’re now just three more court room losses away from finally accepting that St. George exists, insisting the latest legal challenge is simply part of a healthy healing process.
New Orleans Quietly Lists Slightly Used Attorney General Indictment On Facebook Marketplace
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Just hours after asking that criminal charges against Attorney General Liz Murrill be dropped, New Orleans officials reportedly listed the city’s slightly used indictment on Facebook Marketplace in hopes that another municipality might have a need for it. The listing describes the indictment as being in “excellent condition,” noting it was […]
New Orleans Officials Begin Printing Then Shredding Emails Ahead Of Expected Murrill Subpoenas
Somewhere inside City Hall, a printer is working harder than anyone else in the building.
Meta Data Center Officially Becomes Largest Building In Louisiana Dedicated To Reading Your Comment Section
Meta’s new Louisiana data center will reportedly spend most of its computing power trying to keep up with the state’s Facebook comment sections.
Landry Recall Event Declares Record Turnout After UPS Driver Stops To Ask For Directions
A Slidell recall event reportedly experienced its biggest surge of the day after a UPS driver stopped to ask for directions, prompting organizers to briefly believe reinforcements had arrived.
Louisiana Officials Report Running Dangerously Low On The Phrase ‘Unprecedented’
Louisiana officials say the state’s emergency supply of the word “unprecedented” is running dangerously low after another year of nonstop political drama.
Group Behind Landry Recall Quietly Adds “Don’t Shoot at Random People in Cars” To Volunteer Code Of Conduct
Every organization has that one incident that forces them to rewrite the employee handbook. Apparently, political recall campaigns are no exception.
Ascension Parish Developer Promises Every New Home Will Come With Complimentary Sandbags
Ascension residents were reassured this week after developers announced every new home in the proposed Harvest Fields subdivision will include complimentary sandbags as a premium neighborhood amenity.