Volunteer Group Mistakes Clemson Tiger For Transient During Cleanup Effort, Offers Him Food, Shelter
LSU fans eventually had to explain that Clemson brought him here on purpose.
Louisiana Requires Incoming Shrimp To Pronounce ‘Tchoupitoulas’ Before Being Certified As Local
Claiming you’re Louisiana shrimp is easy. Pronouncing “Tchoupitoulas” under pressure is where things get complicated.
Audit Finds 15 Louisiana Boards Doing Absolutely Nothing, Making Them State’s Most Efficient Government Entities
Louisiana may have finally discovered the secret to efficient government: stop doing government.
Baton Rouge Children Refuse To Believe Entire Ralph & Kacoo’s Building Was One Restaurant After Seeing Photos
Kids today aren’t prepared for the scale of old Baton Rouge.
LSU Revokes Fan’s Season Tickets After He Says He’d Be Satisfied With A 10-Win Season
LSU fans are encouraged to keep expectations where they belong: completely unreasonable.
Baton Rouge Residents Begin Passing Fleur de Lis Reopening Rumors Down To Their Children
Another generation must now carry the burden of waiting for Fleur de Lis.
LSU Fan Introduces Seven-Year-Old Son To Sacred Family Tradition Of Complaining About Offensive Coordinator
Family members said Mason will receive the final stage of his LSU football education when he learns to blame the offensive coordinator for a missed field goal.
State Launches Online Tracker Showing Current Number Of Active Disputes Between New Orleans and Jeff Landry
New Orleans disputed the state’s dispute tracker, immediately proving the tracker works.
Julia Letlow Plans Bill Requiring Federal Officials To Spend A Friday On I-10 in Baton Rouge Before Denying Louisiana Road Funding
Julia Letlow has found a faster way to explain Louisiana infrastructure problems to Washington: I-10 at 5 p.m.
LSU Fans Announce They Will Give Lane Kiffin At Least Two Offensive Series Before Forming Opinion
LSU fans are promising unprecedented patience with Lane Kiffin: two entire offensive series.
Louisiana OMV Unveils Major Computer Upgrade Featuring Groundbreaking CD-ROM Technology
The days of outdated technology at Louisiana OMV are over. Welcome to slightly less outdated technology.
Central Residents Respond To New Fireworks Ordinance By Vowing to Cut Illegal Fireworks From 11 Days To 9
Central residents have agreed to respect the new fireworks ordinance by doing almost exactly what they were already doing.
Jeff Landry Announces Louisiana Version Of D.C. Grand Prix Featuring Only Nissan Altimas With Expired Texas Plates
The field is expected to include some of the fastest Altimas currently avoiding insurance verification.
LSU Tailgate Music Crackdown Forces Local Police To Complete Mandatory Boosie Certification
LSU’s new tailgate music rules have local police brushing up on one of Baton Rouge’s most important languages: Boosie.
LSU Adds Certified Court Order To List Of Required Practice Equipment
After multiple court rulings affected players connected to LSU, the Tigers are reportedly making legal paperwork mandatory practice gear.
BREC Sends Local Mom Cease & Desist Letter After Posting “Beautiful Day At Highland Road Park”
Fresh off its trademark dispute with Friends of City Park Baton Rouge, BREC is reportedly expanding enforcement to taxpayers who recklessly use the names of the parks they fund.
Lamont Cole Asks Judge To Throw Out Indictment Under Louisiana’s LSU Football Season Immunity Act
Cole’s attorneys are asking the court to respect Louisiana’s most sacred legal protection: LSU football.
LSU Drone Ban Creates Major Setback For Amazon’s Plan To Deliver Booze Directly To Student Section
LSU’s drone ban has created an unexpected problem for Amazon’s most promising Baton Rouge market.
Downtown Baton Rouge Officials Hope This Weekend’s Fights Will Be More Family-Friendly
Downtown Baton Rouge officials have one modest goal for this weekend: keep the fights family-friendly.
LSU Student Uses ChatGPT To Draft Appeal Denying He Cheated Used ChatGPT
LSU suspected his assignment was written by AI. His perfectly written three-page denial should clear everything up.
LSU Adds “Escaping a West Chimes Stampede” to Freshman Orientation Schedule
LSU freshmen already learn about storms and emergency alerts. Now orientation will address the campus hazard most likely to strike before classes even begin.
New Florida Boulevard Zoning Ordinance Requires Used Tire Shop Every 200 Feet
City planners looked at five tire shops in a quarter mile and identified the obvious problem: there was still some unused space.
State Approves $6.4 Million to Do What Man With Drill Suggested in 2016
A man suggested this in 2016, but his drill wasn’t government-certified.
Several EBR Council Members Criticize St. George Transit Plan For Providing No Backdoor Access To Public Funds
Several EBR Metro Council members have identified a serious flaw in St. George’s transit plan: every dollar appears to have an actual transportation-related purpose.
LSU Offers Jayden Daniels’ Mom Defensive Job After Watching Her Take Down a Heisman Quarterback
LSU watched Jayden Daniels’ mom take down a Heisman quarterback and immediately saw coaching potential.
LSU Fans Agree to Preserve Jayden Daniels’ Legacy by Never Mentioning Him Again
LSU fans have found the perfect way to protect Jayden Daniels’ legacy: erase it themselves.
Brian Kelly Sends LSU Cease-And-Desist Letter To Protect Legacy Of Blaming Team After Every Loss
Brian Kelly apparently wants LSU to respect the traditions he left behind. One of them may sound very familiar after a loss.
South Korea Prepares for NBA YoungBoy’s Arrival With 100 Raising Cane’s and 300 Gordon McKernan Billboards
Moving thousands of miles from Baton Rouge can be difficult, so South Korea is importing the complete local experience.
Comite Diversion Canal Wins Award For Best Upcoming Flood-Control Project Of 1983
After 43 years, the Comite Diversion Canal finally received the recognition it would have deserved in 1983.
BREC Unveils $125 Million City-Brooks Park Compromise Designed to Make Everyone Equally Furious
Baton Rouge has finally achieved compromise: everybody gets something they don’t want.