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Kiffin and Wife Say They’ll Decide on LSU “In the Coming Weeks,” Daughter Says She Likes the Sound of That
November 17, 2025
Lane Kiffin’s wife toured LSU and hinted a decision would come “in the coming Weeks,” a phrase that...
Pelicans Fire Head Coach After Team Shooting Percentage Falls Below Cantrell’s Approval Rating
November 17, 2025
The Pelicans cut ties with Willie Green after the team’s shooting numbers dipped under Mayor LaToya...
Kelly Takes Credit for LSU’s Win Over Arkansas Saturday, Insists He Still Isn’t Fired “As Far as He Knows.”
November 15, 2025
Brian Kelly took to Facebook after LSU’s win, posting a selfie and insisting he’s still the Tigers’...
Brian Kelly Withdraws Lawsuit After Finding LSU Termination Email in AOL Spam Folder
November 12, 2025
Brian Kelly’s $54 million lawsuit against LSU ended abruptly after he found his termination notice...
LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly: One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035
November 10, 2025
LSU avoided a $54 million payout by giving Brian Kelly a free Caniac Combo once a month for ten...
LSU Interfraternity Council Expands Hazing Rules to Include “Forcing Pledges to Watch A&M Replay”
November 10, 2025
LSU’s Interfraternity Council has officially expanded its hazing policy to include “forcing pledges...
Delivery Truck Spotted Dropping Off Cases of Headsets at LSU, Saban Rumors Ignite Across Baton Rouge
November 10, 2025
Baton Rouge erupted Friday after a delivery truck unloaded pallets of headsets at Tiger Stadium...
Brian Kelly Files Infringement Suit Against LSU for Using His Trademarked “Up the Middle on 3rd and Long” Play
November 9, 2025
Kelly insists LSU owes him royalties for running his “intellectual property of incompetence,”...
LSU’s Offensive Playbook Discovered to Be Just One Page That Says “Screen Pass”
November 9, 2025
LSU fans were shocked to learn that the team’s offensive playbook consists of a single laminated...
LSU Athletics Staff to Operate on 8-Hour Contracts Under Rousse’s New “Interim Forever” Plan
November 6, 2025
LSU President Wade Rousse has announced a radical “Interim Forever” plan placing all athletics staff...
LSU Press Conference Tablecloth Enters Transfer Portal After Being Blamed for Program’s Image Problems
November 5, 2025
LSU’s press conference tablecloth has officially entered the transfer portal after being blamed for...
New Orleans Homeless Man Saves Money by Building Entire Shelter Out of Saints & Pelicans Tickets
November 4, 2025
After another disappointing Saints season, some fans have turned protest into performance art...
Saints to Start “Most Powerful Woman in Sports” as Quarterback for Upcoming Matchup Against the Panthers
November 2, 2025
Saints owner Gayle Benson, recently dubbed the “Most Powerful Woman in Sports,” is stepping in as...
Entire LSU Football Program Revealed to Be Advanced EA Sports Simulation Being Operated by Nick Saban
October 31, 2025
A whistleblower found the Tiger Stadium control console running an EA Sports simulation coded...
Trump Agrees to Pick LSU Football Coach If Landry Promises to Replace the Tiger Eye With His Portrait at Midfield
October 29, 2025
Governor Jeff Landry is rumored to have accepted Trump’s offer to select LSU’s next coach in...
LSU Appoints DOTD Head to Oversee Brian Kelly Buyout, Guarantees It’ll Drag Out Until at Least 2034
October 29, 2025
LSU has turned to the one Louisiana agency truly qualified to stretch a project beyond all reason:...
Nick Saban Open to LSU Return If Contract Includes ‘No Sadvocate Memes’ Clause
October 28, 2025
BATON ROUGE, LA – In a shocking twist that’s sent Tiger Nation into a frenzy, sources close to...
LSU Cancels Ticket Price Hike Amid Backlash, Introduces Mandatory $35 Fee to Leave Stadium
October 26, 2025
After criticism of rising game-day costs, LSU announced a new policy: no increase to ticket prices...
Scott Woodward Applies for Student Loan to Pay Kelly Buyout Because Technically Its an Expensive Lesson
October 26, 2025
LSU Athletic Director Scott Woodward has reportedly applied for a federal student loan to fund Brian...
Brian Kelly Seen Exiting Tiger Stadium Late in 3rd Quarter “To Avoid the Rush”
October 25, 2025
LSU Head Coach Brian Kelly was reportedly seen leaving Tiger Stadium before the game ended, citing...
LSU Raises Ticket Prices to Help Fans Feel Like They’re Suffering at an Elite Level
October 24, 2025
LSU’s Board of Supervisors approved new ticket and parking price increases to ensure fans continue...
LSU Students Warn Closing Unity Field to Tailgaters Could Push Violence to Less Convenient Locations
October 23, 2025
LSU students are pushing back against the closure of Unity Field, claiming the decision unfairly...
Saints Officially End Political Division in Louisiana After Left and Right Both Agree They Suck
October 20, 2025
After years of bitter political division, Louisiana has finally united, over how terrible the Saints...
Jeff Landry Seizes Control of New Orleans Saints, Declares Himself Acting Head Coach Until Further Notice
October 19, 2025
Governor Jeff Landry declared an executive order seizing control of the New Orleans Saints after...
Jeff Landry Asks FEMA to Declare Brian Kelly’s Contract a Disaster, Calls on Trump to Force Them to Pay the Buyout
October 18, 2025
Jeff Landry is calling in FEMA and Donald Trump to deal with what he calls “a man-made catastrophe,"...
LSU Hires Ed Orgeron as Head of Tailgate Security, Contract Includes Furnished Condo Near Sorority Row
October 13, 2025
LSU hires Ed Orgeron as Head of Tailgate Security, complete with a campus apartment near Sorority...
LSU to Add Gunfire and Police Siren Sound Effects to Future Hype Playlist So Nobody Notices the Real Ones
October 13, 2025
LSU officials say the new “realistic” game-day playlist, complete with sirens and gunfire, will help...
Thieves Break Into Cam Jordan’s Home, Leave Broncos Defensive Highlight Reels Scattered About Before Fleeing
October 7, 2025
Police say burglars broke into Cam Jordan’s home and mysteriously left behind VHS tapes labeled...
Governor Landry Orders Louisiana National Guard to Seize LSU’s Offensive Playbook and Have it Immediately Destroyed
September 30, 2025
Governor Jeff Landry has ordered the National Guard to raid LSU’s football facility and seize Joe...
Officials Say 27-28 College Championship Game Will Be Safe, Provided You Don’t Bring a Purse, Wallet, or Vehicle
September 30, 2025
City officials assured fans the 2027 title game will be perfectly safe, as long as they don’t bring...
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