Governor Landry Orders Louisiana National Guard to Seize LSU’s Offensive Playbook and Have it Immediately Destroyed
Governor Jeff Landry has ordered the National Guard to raid LSU’s football facility and seize Joe Sloan’s offensive playbook. The governor called it a danger to public morale, vowing the pages will be destroyed before fans suffer through another predictable Saturday
Governor Deploys National Guard to Baton Rouge, Orders Immediate Impound of All Altimas With Texas Plates
Governor Jeff Landry announced plans to deploy 1,000 National Guard troops in Baton Rouge, not for crime or disaster relief, but to seize every Nissan Altima with Texas plates. Officials say the crackdown could soon expand to Dodge Chargers and Camaros.
Orleans DA Scrambles to Hire Hundreds of Attorneys to Assist Dismissing Charges Ahead of National Guard’s Arrival
Orleans Parish DA’s office is scrambling to hire hundreds of attorneys ahead of the National Guard’s arrival, not to prosecute cases, but to dismiss them. Officials admit the new hires will be measured on “throughput, not outcomes,” as the city braces for mass revolving-door justice.
Officials Say 27-28 College Championship Game Will Be Safe, Provided You Don’t Bring a Purse, Wallet, or Vehicle
City officials assured fans the 2027 title game will be perfectly safe, as long as they don’t bring purses, wallets, or vehicles into New Orleans.