Jeff Landry Renames Toledo Bend Reservoir ‘Lake Louisiana,’ Gives Texas 30 Days To Stop Using It
Toledo Bend is now Lake Louisiana, and Texas has been given its eviction notice.
Livingston Parish Council Delays Flock Camera Vote After Camera Provides Complete List Of Everyone Who Attended Meeting
The council delayed its surveillance vote shortly after surveillance confirmed everyone was there.
Louisiana OMV Unveils Major Computer Upgrade Featuring Groundbreaking CD-ROM Technology
The days of outdated technology at Louisiana OMV are over. Welcome to slightly less outdated technology.
Protesters Demand LADOTD Build SpaceX Launch Pads To Ensure They Won’t Be Finished For At Least 30 Years
Protesters have unveiled a plan guaranteed to keep Louisiana rocket-free for decades.
Louisiana Critics Demand Historic Economic Investment, Furious After State Lands Historic Economic Investment
Apparently, attracting major companies to Louisiana was much more appealing when it was only hypothetical.
Tropical Storm Dolly Threatens To Become First Dolly To Ever Leave A Community Worse Off
Officials reminded residents that this particular Dolly is unlikely to leave behind books, scholarships or considerably better lives.
Thousands Of Louisiana Residents End Brief Careers As Data Center Experts, Begin New Careers In Rocket Science
Louisiana’s data center experts have officially moved on. Their next assignment: rocket science.
Central Residents Respond To New Fireworks Ordinance By Vowing to Cut Illegal Fireworks From 11 Days To 9
Central residents have agreed to respect the new fireworks ordinance by doing almost exactly what they were already doing.
College GameDay Heads To Oxford For Rare Chance To Watch 65,000 People Pretend They’ve Moved On
ESPN is heading to Oxford for LSU-Ole Miss and what could be the largest public demonstration of “we’ve moved on” ever attempted.
SpaceX Unveils Plans For Louisiana Operations Center Featuring Rocket Lab, Mission Control Center And Fleet Of Shrimp Boats
Louisiana’s newest technology campus will push the boundaries of spaceflight while maintaining convenient access to the afternoon shrimp haul.
Oak Point Fresh Market Adds “Forgot What My Wife Sent Me For” Waiting Area Near Front Entrance
The new waiting area comes equipped for shoppers working from grocery lists containing instructions like “the same one we always get.”
New Livingston Parish Subdivisions Celebrate Being Flood-Proof After Redirecting Rain Water To Older Subdivisions
New Livingston Parish subdivisions have discovered the easiest way to become flood-proof is to make sure the water ends up in somebody else’s yard.
Lane Kiffin Files Emergency Injunction Seeking Return Of Joe Burrow For 2026 Season
LSU attorneys believe Joe Burrow could be back on campus just as soon as they find the right judge.
Jeff Landry Announces Louisiana Version Of D.C. Grand Prix Featuring Only Nissan Altimas With Expired Texas Plates
The field is expected to include some of the fastest Altimas currently avoiding insurance verification.
LSU Tailgate Music Crackdown Forces Local Police To Complete Mandatory Boosie Certification
LSU’s new tailgate music rules have local police brushing up on one of Baton Rouge’s most important languages: Boosie.
LSU Adds Certified Court Order To List Of Required Practice Equipment
After multiple court rulings affected players connected to LSU, the Tigers are reportedly making legal paperwork mandatory practice gear.
BREC Sends Local Mom Cease & Desist Letter After Posting “Beautiful Day At Highland Road Park”
Fresh off its trademark dispute with Friends of City Park Baton Rouge, BREC is reportedly expanding enforcement to taxpayers who recklessly use the names of the parks they fund.
Jeff Landry Offers To Extend National Guard Deployment To Help Saints Defend Red Zone
Just when New Orleans thought the National Guard was leaving, the Saints gave Jeff Landry a reason to extend the deployment.
Lamont Cole Asks Judge To Throw Out Indictment Under Louisiana’s LSU Football Season Immunity Act
Cole’s attorneys are asking the court to respect Louisiana’s most sacred legal protection: LSU football.
LSU Drone Ban Creates Major Setback For Amazon’s Plan To Deliver Booze Directly To Student Section
LSU’s drone ban has created an unexpected problem for Amazon’s most promising Baton Rouge market.
Downtown Baton Rouge Officials Hope This Weekend’s Fights Will Be More Family-Friendly
Downtown Baton Rouge officials have one modest goal for this weekend: keep the fights family-friendly.
LSU Names Coach O Special Assistant To Everything That Requires Yelling
LSU finally found the one job on campus where Coach O is unquestionably overqualified.
LSU Adds “Escaping a West Chimes Stampede” to Freshman Orientation Schedule
LSU freshmen already learn about storms and emergency alerts. Now orientation will address the campus hazard most likely to strike before classes even begin.
New Florida Boulevard Zoning Ordinance Requires Used Tire Shop Every 200 Feet
City planners looked at five tire shops in a quarter mile and identified the obvious problem: there was still some unused space.
WNBA Says Incoming Players Must Complete 20-Minute Road Test, Return With At Least One Curbed Wheel
WNBA officials say the new test is still experimental, but they’ve never been more confident.
Three Orleans Parish Candidates Disqualified During Election’s Grueling “Basic Adult Responsibility” Round
Three Orleans Parish candidates survived fundraising, speeches and strategic yard-sign placement, only to be eliminated during the election’s most demanding stage, basic adult responsibility
Columbia House Announces It Has Located Remaining 14 Million Americans Who Still Owe for Twelve CDs at Regular Price
Columbia House has reportedly located everyone who took the 8 CDs for a penny and disappeared before buying the other 12.
LSU Requires New Equipment Manager to Hold Law Degree and Carry Malpractice Insurance
Folding towels remains important at LSU, but university officials confirmed that contract law is now the equipment room’s top priority.
State Approves $6.4 Million to Do What Man With Drill Suggested in 2016
A man suggested this in 2016, but his drill wasn’t government-certified.
Millennial Learns River Center Used to Be Called Centroplex, Finally Understands Every Conversation with Parents
Baton Rouge parents have spent decades describing a downtown building their children assumed no longer existed.