AI Data Centers Confirm Entergy Customers Won’t Pay More, Just Receive Bills With Larger Numbers
Louisiana’s newest AI data centers are already proving their value by explaining that bigger Entergy bills aren’t actually higher, just a larger quantity of dollars.
EBR Parish Attorney Assures Residents They’re Only Three More Courtroom Defeats Away From Accepting St. George
East Baton Rouge officials assured residents this week that they’re now just three more court room losses away from finally accepting that St. George exists, insisting the latest legal challenge is simply part of a healthy healing process.
Residents Relieved They No Longer Have To Explain Why Baton Rouge’s Hockey Team Name Had Nothing To Do With Baton Rouge
Baton Rouge residents say the best part of the Kingfish returning isn’t hockey—it’s never having to explain the Zydeco name again.
New Orleans Quietly Lists Slightly Used Attorney General Indictment On Facebook Marketplace
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Just hours after asking that criminal charges against Attorney General Liz Murrill be dropped, New Orleans officials reportedly listed the city’s slightly used indictment on Facebook Marketplace in hopes that another municipality might have a need for it. The listing describes the indictment as being in “excellent condition,” noting it was […]
Tennessee Emergency Management Urges Football Fans Not To Panic Buy Mustard And Golf Balls Ahead Of LSU Game
Officials assured residents there is plenty of mustard and plenty of golf balls for everyone, provided fans remember what they were originally designed to do.
Louisiana Auto Insurance Companies Now Offering 72-Month Financing On 6-Month Policies
Louisiana auto insurance companies are now offering 72-month financing on standard 6-month policies, allowing drivers to make payments long after the coverage expires.
The Sadvocate Editorial Board Declares State Of Emergency Following Nissan Altima Discontinuation
Nissan may have discontinued the Altima, but The Sadvocate isn’t ready to let one of its most dependable recurring characters retire just yet.
Lane Regional Hospital Updates Dating Profile, Seeks Partner With MRI Machine And Healthy Cash Reserve
Lane Regional finally upgraded to premium because the free version kept matching them with broke hospital systems.
LSU Fraternity Head Says Kitchen Employee Misunderstood Request To “Keep House Stocked With Coke”
LSU fraternity members say a kitchen employee misunderstood repeated requests to “keep the house stocked with Coke,” prompting a swift rewrite of the employee handbook.
The Sadvocate Podcast – Guest Appearances
Episode 30 of The Sadvocate Podcast – Dave and Drew welcome Talk 100.7 and Guaranty Media’s own Bri Lynn. Episode 29 of The Sadvocate Podcast – Dave and Drew welcome a local celebrity and Louisiana Music Hall of Fame inductee, Chase Tyler of the Chase Tyler Band! Episode 27 of The Sadvocate Podcast – Dave […]
Dearman’s Refuses To Add QR Code Menu, Citing Confidence That Everyone Already Knows What They Want
Baton Rouge’s oldest hamburger restaurant says QR codes would only slow down customers who already know exactly what they want.
New Siegen Lane Design Will Feature State-Of-The-Art Places To Sit Through Three Light Cycles
Local commuters welcomed the investment, saying they’ll finally have something nice to admire while inching forward three car lengths every six minutes.
Insurance Company Offers Discount to Louisiana Drivers If They Agree Never To Drive
A new Louisiana insurance program rewards customers who promise to never drive, proving the cheapest accident is the one that never happens.
Explosive Diarrhea Prompts Taco Bell Customers To Wonder Whether They Should Seek Medical Care Or Leave Five-Star Review
When Taco Bell customers started experiencing explosive diarrhea, many admitted the toughest decision wasn’t calling a doctor, it was figuring out whether the meal still deserved five stars.
Ole Miss Demands LSU Return Complimentary Hotel Shampoo From Recruiting Visits
Ole Miss is reportedly expanding its effort to recover transfer buyout money by demanding LSU return every complimentary hotel shampoo bottle recruits ever took home.
New Orleans Officials Begin Printing Then Shredding Emails Ahead Of Expected Murrill Subpoenas
Somewhere inside City Hall, a printer is working harder than anyone else in the building.
Boosie Offered 10% Off His Next Presidential Pardon After Delivery Mishap
Customer service reportedly couldn’t deliver the presidential pardon, but they were more than happy to offer Boosie 10% off the next one.
Meta Data Center Officially Becomes Largest Building In Louisiana Dedicated To Reading Your Comment Section
Meta’s new Louisiana data center will reportedly spend most of its computing power trying to keep up with the state’s Facebook comment sections.
Louisiana Man Refuses To Trust His GPS Until It Has Driven These Roads For At Least Ten Years
Louisiana drivers say no GPS can truly understand the state’s roads until it’s spent at least a decade getting lost alongside everyone else.
Landry Recall Event Declares Record Turnout After UPS Driver Stops To Ask For Directions
A Slidell recall event reportedly experienced its biggest surge of the day after a UPS driver stopped to ask for directions, prompting organizers to briefly believe reinforcements had arrived.
Baton Rouge Driver Misses Entire Green Light Looking At Waze To See Why Traffic Isn’t Moving
Experts say Baton Rouge traffic has become so unpredictable that residents now assume every delay is someone else’s fault.
Unable To Find Judge For Attorney General Case, NOLA Officials Greenlight “So You Think You Can Judge?” TV Show
Producers say the biggest challenge won’t be finding contestants it’ll be keeping one from recusing before the commercial break.
Louisiana Officials Report Running Dangerously Low On The Phrase ‘Unprecedented’
Louisiana officials say the state’s emergency supply of the word “unprecedented” is running dangerously low after another year of nonstop political drama.
Group Behind Landry Recall Quietly Adds “Don’t Shoot at Random People in Cars” To Volunteer Code Of Conduct
Every organization has that one incident that forces them to rewrite the employee handbook. Apparently, political recall campaigns are no exception.
Amazon’s First Baton Rouge Delivery Drone Immediately Gets Stuck In I-10 Traffic
Even flying 300 feet above the interstate apparently isn’t enough to escape Baton Rouge rush hour.
Ascension Parish Developer Promises Every New Home Will Come With Complimentary Sandbags
Ascension residents were reassured this week after developers announced every new home in the proposed Harvest Fields subdivision will include complimentary sandbags as a premium neighborhood amenity.
Baton Rouge Residents Demand Investigation Into Whether St. George Really Needed A New Coffee Maker
Critics immediately questioned whether the previous coffee maker had truly reached the end of its useful life, while others demanded to know why government employees needed fresh coffee in the first place.
State Bond Commission Tells New Orleans It Will Need A Cosigner For Future State Loans
The state says New Orleans’ next loan request comes with a few extra requirements, including bank statements, references, and someone willing to vouch for them.
Police Ask Criminals To Wait For Breaks In The Fireworks Before Opening Fire On Each Other Tonight
Residents say the annual “fireworks or gunshots?” debate has become as much a Fourth of July tradition as hot dogs and sparklers.
Landry Signs Executive Order Requiring Every New Orleans Official To Watch Schoolhouse Rock Before Taking Office
The Governor says a mandatory Schoolhouse Rock refresher should help New Orleans leaders better distinguish between political disagreements and actual constitutional authority.