NOLA Official Seeks Indictment Against State Trooper After Being Warned Speeding Could Result In A Ticket
A New Orleans official has reportedly found the next great threat to democracy: a state trooper who warned that speeding could result in a ticket.
NOLA Officials Ask State To “Spot Them A Few More Million” So They Can Go After Attorney General
Fresh off borrowing $125 million from the state, New Orleans officials reportedly admitted they just need a little more Louisiana money before they can continue going after Attorney General Liz Murrill.
Officials Confirm LSU Lakes Construction Site Now Eligible For Historical Landmark Status
After years of dredging, detours, and progress updates, officials say the LSU Lakes construction site has officially been around long enough to qualify for historical landmark status.
Recall Organizers Confident Goal Would Be Reached If Signature Requirement Were Eliminated
Campaign leaders described the signature thresholds as “the primary obstacle” preventing the recalls from moving forward, adding that nearly every other aspect of the efforts has gone according to plan.
Louisiana Governor Unveils Pathway To Cajun Citizenship For Children Born North Of I-10
Under Governor Jeff Landry’s proposal, children born in North Louisiana would receive temporary “Provisional Cajun” status while completing years of cultural requirements.
DOTD Cancels New AI for I-12 Traffic After it Recklessly Suggests Exits At 4-H Club Road And Pete’s Highway
DOTD’s new AI was designed to detect traffic jams, not question decades of transportation planning. Officials say it crossed the line the moment it started offering solutions.
State Opens Recovery Program For Voters Traumatized By Endless Senate Campaign Ads
Therapists report a surge in patients suffering from campaign ad fatigue after months of nonstop political commercials.
James Carville Furious Louisiana Senate Election Temporarily Distracts Him From Complaining About Trump
Witnesses say Carville repeatedly tried steering every conversation back to Trump, somehow connecting him to voter turnout, campaign signs, polling locations, and even the humidity.
East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office Replaces Entire Central Substation Staff With Pastor Tony Spell
According to officials, 911 operators will first attempt to de-escalate disturbances by simply texting everyone involved a photo of Pastor Tony Spell.
Central Church Pastor Enters UFC Transfer Portal Following Breakout Performance
After a surprise breakout performance thrust him into the spotlight, Central pastor Tony Spell announced he has officially entered the UFC Transfer Portal to explore opportunities at the next level.
Louisiana Residents Relieved Hurricane Forecast Only Predicts “Catastrophic” Season Instead Of “Apocalyptic”
Louisiana residents breathed a sigh of relief this week after experts downgraded this year’s hurricane outlook from “apocalyptic” to merely “catastrophic.”
Central Pastor’s Seminar On Conflict Resolution Postponed Due To Scheduling Issues
A Central pastor’s planned seminar on conflict resolution has reportedly been postponed due to what church officials are calling an unfortunate scheduling conflict.
Local Commuter Says Airline Highway Potholes Making It Impossible To Text And Drive
A local commuter is demanding action after claiming Airline Highway potholes have disrupted her ability to multitask behind the wheel.
Audit Findings Catch State Department Officials Completely Off Guard For 47th Consecutive Time
After another audit uncovered concerns, lawmakers are reportedly considering mandatory training to explain that auditors are, in fact, supposed to look for problems.
Baton Rouge Railroad Crossings To Receive Additional Safety Features Drivers Can Also Ignore
State officials announced a series of new railroad crossing safety improvements this week, giving Baton Rouge drivers several additional warning systems they can confidently ignore on their way to work.
Louisiana Man Stands In DMV Line So Long He Becomes Vested In State Retirement System
A Baton Rouge man who entered the DMV to renew his driver’s license in 2021 has reportedly accumulated enough time in line to become vested in Louisiana’s state retirement system.
Governor Announces $14 Million Plan To Turn Capitol Lake Purple And Gold Ahead Of LSU Football Season
The project includes specialized dyes, decorative tiger-themed shoreline improvements, and a giant tiger eye visible from satellite imagery, all designed to improve Louisiana’s image ahead of football season.
Steve Caparotta Records Eight Tornado Touchdowns, Surpassing Brian Kelly’s Entire 2025 Offensive Output
LSU fans are now asking whether tornado touchdowns count toward bowl eligibility after Steve Caparotta’s record-setting week.
Latest Poll Confirms Nobody Has Any Idea Which Congressional District They Live In This Week
A new poll found that 87% of Louisiana voters have no idea which congressional district they currently live in, while the remaining 13% admitted they were mostly guessing.
New State Law Requires Shrimp To Name At Least 3 LSU Quarterbacks To Receive Local Label
Louisiana seafood processors are scrambling to comply with new labeling regulations after state officials announced that shrimp seeking an official Louisiana designation must now correctly name at least three LSU quarterbacks.
Recall Organizer Threatens To Recall Any Citizen Who Refuses To Sign All Three Recall Petitions
Facing multiple rapidly approaching recall petition deadlines, a Louisiana recall organizer has announced plans to begin recalling citizens who refuse to sign all three of her existing recall petitions.
Landry Names Grand Isle Native To Lead State Police After Learning He Can Back A Boat Trailer On First Attempt
Governor Jeff Landry reportedly ended his search for the next State Police superintendent moments after watching a Grand Isle native back a boat trailer into the water on the very first attempt.
New Generation Voted Baton Rouge’s Best Electronics Store For 27th Consecutive Year Despite Being Closed
A new survey found that New Generation Electronics has once again been voted Baton Rouge’s favorite electronics retailer despite having been closed for decades.
Bride Shocked To Learn LSU Scheduled Football Game On Her Wedding Day
Wedding season and football season have officially collided in Louisiana. One local bride says she booked her venue eighteen months ago and assumed LSU would take that into consideration before releasing kickoff times.
Jeff Landry Warns McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Saboteur That Louisiana Has 18,000 Acres Waiting For Them
Fresh off a ceremonial shift at McDonald’s, Governor Jeff Landry has reportedly identified Louisiana’s next major criminal threat: whoever keeps breaking the restaurant’s ice cream machines.
Study Finds 94% Of I-12 Drivers Already Believe Every Vehicle Except Theirs Should Stay In The Right Lane
A new study found that 94% of Louisiana drivers believe every vehicle on I-12 should stay in the right lane, with the sole exception of their own.
Following Toosii’s Departure, LSU Monitoring Transfer Portal For Artists With 5 Million Spotify Listeners
LSU officials say they’re looking for an immediate-impact replacement with chart success, strong social media engagement, and a willingness to occasionally attend football practice.
Senate Candidates Agree On One Thing: Other Candidate Is Probably Definitely Wrong About Something
After months of campaign ads and counter-ads, Louisiana voters say they remain uncertain where either candidate stands on several issues but are completely convinced the other candidate is wrong.
Officials Confirm Elayn Hunt Prison Contraband Operation Has Outgrown Several Louisiana Ports
State officials confirmed this week that Elayn Hunt Correctional Center has officially become Louisiana’s third-largest port by volume of imported consumer goods.
Jeff Landry Responds To White House UFC Event By Hosting Waffle House Employee Fights On Governor’s Mansion Lawn
Louisiana responds to the White House UFC event with the only logical next step: Waffle House employee fights.