LA Governor’s Mansion to Be Rebuilt in Mississippi After Insurance Renewal Hits All-Time High

Louisiana Governor's Mansion Baton Rouge Relocating Insurance The Sadvocate

Louisiana officials confirmed plans to relocate the Governor’s Mansion to Woodville, Mississippi, citing skyrocketing insurance costs and a flood risk so high it required evacuation drills. A spokesperson said the move was necessary to avoid “financial ruin,” adding that Woodville offers better drainage — and easier access to Illusions, the town’s lone gentleman’s club.

Migrant Disappears from Wisconsin Courthouse, Judge Suggests “Maybe He Just Needed Some Air”

Milwaukee Judge Arrested Wisconsin ICE Immigrant Illegal The Sadvocate

A Massachusetts courthouse found itself under scrutiny after a migrant mysteriously slipped out during a hearing, allegedly with the quiet approval of the presiding judge. ICE agents scrambled to locate the missing individual, while courthouse staff largely shrugged. Officials are now reviewing whether future hearings should include escape drills as part of standard courtroom procedure.