Louisiana Auto Insurance Companies Now Offering 72-Month Financing On 6-Month Policies
Louisiana auto insurance companies are now offering 72-month financing on standard 6-month policies, allowing drivers to make payments long after the coverage expires.
The Sadvocate Editorial Board Declares State Of Emergency Following Nissan Altima Discontinuation
Nissan may have discontinued the Altima, but The Sadvocate isn’t ready to let one of its most dependable recurring characters retire just yet.
LSU Fraternity Head Says Kitchen Employee Misunderstood Request To “Keep House Stocked With Coke”
LSU fraternity members say a kitchen employee misunderstood repeated requests to “keep the house stocked with Coke,” prompting a swift rewrite of the employee handbook.
Dearman’s Refuses To Add QR Code Menu, Citing Confidence That Everyone Already Knows What They Want
Baton Rouge’s oldest hamburger restaurant says QR codes would only slow down customers who already know exactly what they want.
New Siegen Lane Design Will Feature State-Of-The-Art Places To Sit Through Three Light Cycles
Local commuters welcomed the investment, saying they’ll finally have something nice to admire while inching forward three car lengths every six minutes.
Insurance Company Offers Discount to Louisiana Drivers If They Agree Never To Drive
A new Louisiana insurance program rewards customers who promise to never drive, proving the cheapest accident is the one that never happens.
Louisiana Man Refuses To Trust His GPS Until It Has Driven These Roads For At Least Ten Years
Louisiana drivers say no GPS can truly understand the state’s roads until it’s spent at least a decade getting lost alongside everyone else.
Baton Rouge Driver Misses Entire Green Light Looking At Waze To See Why Traffic Isn’t Moving
Experts say Baton Rouge traffic has become so unpredictable that residents now assume every delay is someone else’s fault.
Louisiana Officials Report Running Dangerously Low On The Phrase ‘Unprecedented’
Louisiana officials say the state’s emergency supply of the word “unprecedented” is running dangerously low after another year of nonstop political drama.
Group Behind Landry Recall Quietly Adds “Don’t Shoot at Random People in Cars” To Volunteer Code Of Conduct
Every organization has that one incident that forces them to rewrite the employee handbook. Apparently, political recall campaigns are no exception.
Amazon’s First Baton Rouge Delivery Drone Immediately Gets Stuck In I-10 Traffic
Even flying 300 feet above the interstate apparently isn’t enough to escape Baton Rouge rush hour.
Baton Rouge Residents Demand Investigation Into Whether St. George Really Needed A New Coffee Maker
Critics immediately questioned whether the previous coffee maker had truly reached the end of its useful life, while others demanded to know why government employees needed fresh coffee in the first place.
Police Ask Criminals To Wait For Breaks In The Fireworks Before Opening Fire On Each Other Tonight
Residents say the annual “fireworks or gunshots?” debate has become as much a Fourth of July tradition as hot dogs and sparklers.
Officials Confirm LSU Lakes Construction Site Now Eligible For Historical Landmark Status
After years of dredging, detours, and progress updates, officials say the LSU Lakes construction site has officially been around long enough to qualify for historical landmark status.
East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office Replaces Entire Central Substation Staff With Pastor Tony Spell
According to officials, 911 operators will first attempt to de-escalate disturbances by simply texting everyone involved a photo of Pastor Tony Spell.
Local Commuter Says Airline Highway Potholes Making It Impossible To Text And Drive
A local commuter is demanding action after claiming Airline Highway potholes have disrupted her ability to multitask behind the wheel.
Audit Findings Catch State Department Officials Completely Off Guard For 47th Consecutive Time
After another audit uncovered concerns, lawmakers are reportedly considering mandatory training to explain that auditors are, in fact, supposed to look for problems.
Baton Rouge Railroad Crossings To Receive Additional Safety Features Drivers Can Also Ignore
State officials announced a series of new railroad crossing safety improvements this week, giving Baton Rouge drivers several additional warning systems they can confidently ignore on their way to work.
Louisiana Man Stands In DMV Line So Long He Becomes Vested In State Retirement System
A Baton Rouge man who entered the DMV to renew his driver’s license in 2021 has reportedly accumulated enough time in line to become vested in Louisiana’s state retirement system.
Governor Announces $14 Million Plan To Turn Capitol Lake Purple And Gold Ahead Of LSU Football Season
The project includes specialized dyes, decorative tiger-themed shoreline improvements, and a giant tiger eye visible from satellite imagery, all designed to improve Louisiana’s image ahead of football season.
New Generation Voted Baton Rouge’s Best Electronics Store For 27th Consecutive Year Despite Being Closed
A new survey found that New Generation Electronics has once again been voted Baton Rouge’s favorite electronics retailer despite having been closed for decades.
Bride Shocked To Learn LSU Scheduled Football Game On Her Wedding Day
Wedding season and football season have officially collided in Louisiana. One local bride says she booked her venue eighteen months ago and assumed LSU would take that into consideration before releasing kickoff times.
Jeff Landry Warns McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Saboteur That Louisiana Has 18,000 Acres Waiting For Them
Fresh off a ceremonial shift at McDonald’s, Governor Jeff Landry has reportedly identified Louisiana’s next major criminal threat: whoever keeps breaking the restaurant’s ice cream machines.
Following Toosii’s Departure, LSU Monitoring Transfer Portal For Artists With 5 Million Spotify Listeners
LSU officials say they’re looking for an immediate-impact replacement with chart success, strong social media engagement, and a willingness to occasionally attend football practice.
Jeff Landry Responds To White House UFC Event By Hosting Waffle House Employee Fights On Governor’s Mansion Lawn
Louisiana responds to the White House UFC event with the only logical next step: Waffle House employee fights.
Baton Rouge Area Dad Still Convinced Delchamps Had Better Meat Than Any Grocery Store In Louisiana
Despite nearly three decades of advancements in grocery stores, one Baton Rouge dad remains convinced Delchamps still had the best meat department Louisiana has ever seen.
Developer Announces New Mixed-Use Development Featuring Nail Salon, Vape Store, and Another Nail Salon
Baton Rouge residents spent years wondering what would be built on a vacant lot. The answer was somehow exactly what everyone expected.
Facebook Outage Leaves Baton Rouge Rants & Raves Members With No Choice But To Argue In Person
One resident spent 20 minutes showing Ring camera footage of a suspicious Altima to complete strangers in a grocery store parking lot.
East Baton Rouge Mosquitoes Ask Parish For Second Facility To Accommodate Their Rapid Growth
East Baton Rouge mosquitoes are reportedly seeking a second parish facility after years of population growth left the current headquarters unable to meet demand.
Study Finds Former Broadmoor Theatre Patrons Possess Antibodies For Diseases Yet To Be Discovered
Researchers say former Broadmoor Theatre patrons possess antibodies for diseases that haven’t even been discovered yet, thanks to decades of exposure to Baton Rouge’s most legendary dollar theater.