HOA Denies Homeowner’s Request to Paint House Same Color It Already Is Without Prior Approval

The board requested photographs showing what his house would look like after remaining the same color.
Kingfish Return Gives Baton Rouge Man Opportunity to Wear Shirt His Wife Has Tried to Throw Away Since 1998

He waited decades for the Kingfish to return. His wife was hoping the shirt would leave first.
First Cold Snap Prompts Baton Rouge Dad to Deliver Annual Briefing on Thermostat Authority

Requests for heat must first exhaust all available blankets, sweatshirts, and opportunities to “get up and do something.”
Baton Rouge Driver Uses Turn Signal, Immediately Pulled Over for Suspicious Behavior

A Baton Rouge motorist attracted police attention after giving surrounding drivers four seconds of advance notice before safely changing lanes on College Drive.
Baton Rouge Considers Splitting Government Into Two Governments That Can Blame Each Other

Officials say splitting government would improve accountability by giving each government someone else to hold accountable.
Entergy Assures Homeowner Massive Pole Won’t Obstruct His View of Massive Pole

Entergy says the homeowner’s view remains excellent, particularly his view of the pole.
LSU Fan Says He’s Done Supporting LSU, Immediately Orders $500 in Tailgate Platters From Matherne’s for Saturday

“They’re not getting another thing out of me,” he said, adding two sandwich trays.
Miguez Requests Next Baton Rouge Debate Be Held at a More Convenient Location, Like New Iberia

“Blake shouldn’t have to leave his community just to explain how deeply connected he is to theirs.”
Baton Rouge Declares First Day of Fall After Man Turns Off Truck’s AC for Almost Four Minutes

Eight seconds at a red light restored summer, but officials said the fall declaration would stand.
Fire Causes Estimated $247 in Improvements to Abandoned OYO Hotel in Baton Rouge

An early morning fire caused an estimated $247 in improvements to Baton Rouge’s abandoned OYO Hotel.
Landry Recall Campaign Announces It Has Enough Signatures, Provided Most Louisiana Voters Immediately Move to Texas

Organizers are asking Louisiana voters to temporarily become permanent Texas residents for democracy.
Louisiana Approves New Disaster Relief Program to Repair Damage Caused by First Disaster Relief Program

Applicants seeking relief must submit documentation proving the previous relief program lost their documentation.
Broadmoor Residents Order Earplugs To Drown Out Amazon Drones, Furious To Learn They’re Arriving By Drone

Amazon offers two convenient delivery options: the problem, or the problem sooner.
13th Gate Adds Room Where Visitors Must Open Their Homeowners Insurance Renewal

The attraction contains no monsters. Just an envelope, a calculator and a premium nobody wants to read.
Baton Rouge To Replace River Center With Giant Concession Stand After Reviewing Financial Records

Financial records revealed the River Center was essentially a concession stand burdened by an entertainment venue.
CATS Bus Flees Crash Scene, Says It Had Warrants

A CATS bus that clipped a school bus mirror on Goodwood Boulevard says it left because it remembered it had outstanding warrants.
Blake Miguez Says He Doesn’t Live In New Iberia, His Driveway Is Just 70 Miles Long And Has Three Truck Stops

Blake Miguez says he lives in Baton Rouge. His driveway just requires a full tank of gas and passes through several communities.
Baton Rouge Woman Posts “What Happened?” Beneath WAFB Article Explaining Exactly What Happened

A simple request for information escalated Wednesday when someone suggested reading the information.
Baton Rouge Student Shocked To Learn Bon Marché Was Not A French Settlement Along The Mississippi

He assumed Bon Marché involved French settlers, the Mississippi River and possibly Bienville. His grandfather remembers buying pants there.
Baton Rouge Man Enters Seventh Year Of Explaining Why St. George Won’t Last Six Months

Seven years after voters approved St. George, a Baton Rouge man says the city’s new 2050 growth plan is a little ambitious for a municipality he still expects to collapse by Thursday.
Baton Rouge Family Declares Bankruptcy After Daughter Advances To Next Round Of Dance Competition

The family’s bankruptcy attorney says their finances remain salvageable provided their daughter performs poorly.
LSU Fan Who Wanted Entire Coaching Staff Fired Last Week Now Looking At National Championship Hotels

An LSU fan who demanded the entire coaching staff be fired last week is now comparing National Championship hotel rates after announcing he never stopped believing.
Texas A&M’s 12th Man Running Late After ‘Quick Stop’ At Ronnie’s Boudin Reaches Sixth Hour

BATON ROUGE, LA – Texas A&M officials confirmed Saturday afternoon that the school’s legendary 12th Man is running dangerously behind schedule after a “quick stop” at Ronnie’s Boudin somehow entered its sixth hour. According to team officials, the 12th Man stopped around lunchtime for “one boudin ball and maybe some cracklins” before continuing toward Tiger […]
EBR Sheriff Says Nigerian Prince Email Involving 55-Gallon Diesel Inheritance May Be Scam

EBR Sheriff’s Office is warning residents about a suspicious Nigerian prince email promising a 55-gallon diesel inheritance,.
Baton Rouge Officials Announce Fall Will Be Held on Tuesday For Approximately 11 Minutes

Residents are encouraged to have their hoodies, patio chairs and pumpkin spice ready beforehand, as officials warn there will not be enough time to go back inside and get them.
Churches Across Louisiana Add Special Sunday Service For Anyone Who Watched Entire LSU-Ole Miss Game

Baton Rouge churches are opening their doors to LSU fans still processing everything they witnessed Saturday night in Oxford.
Baton Rouge Bars Prepare For LSU-Ole Miss By Ordering Emergency 41,000 Michelob Ultras

Baton Rouge has entered the emergency preparedness phase of LSU-Ole Miss weekend.
BREC Spends $640,000 To Determine City Park Needs More Grass And Parking

BATON ROUGE, LA – After months of studies, public meetings and approximately $640,000 in planning expenses, BREC officials have unveiled a groundbreaking discovery about City-Brooks Community Park: it could use some grass and additional parking. The revelation was included in the final master plan presented this week, concluding an extensive process involving consultants, community feedback […]
Amazon Says Baton Rouge Drone Noise Complaints Extremely Low Among Residents Living Out Of Range

Amazon says Baton Rouge drone noise complaints remain remarkably low, particularly among residents who live nowhere near the drones.
Broadmoor Man Orders Earplugs To Block Out Amazon Drones, Delivery Arrives By Amazon Drone

A Broadmoor man finally figured out how to deal with all those Amazon drones. Unfortunately, he ordered the solution from Amazon.