New Generation Voted Baton Rouge’s Best Electronics Store For 27th Consecutive Year Despite Being Closed
A new survey found that New Generation Electronics has once again been voted Baton Rouge’s favorite electronics retailer despite having been closed for decades.
Bride Shocked To Learn LSU Scheduled Football Game On Her Wedding Day
Wedding season and football season have officially collided in Louisiana. One local bride says she booked her venue eighteen months ago and assumed LSU would take that into consideration before releasing kickoff times.
Jeff Landry Warns McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Saboteur That Louisiana Has 18,000 Acres Waiting For Them
Fresh off a ceremonial shift at McDonald’s, Governor Jeff Landry has reportedly identified Louisiana’s next major criminal threat: whoever keeps breaking the restaurant’s ice cream machines.
Following Toosii’s Departure, LSU Monitoring Transfer Portal For Artists With 5 Million Spotify Listeners
LSU officials say they’re looking for an immediate-impact replacement with chart success, strong social media engagement, and a willingness to occasionally attend football practice.
Jeff Landry Responds To White House UFC Event By Hosting Waffle House Employee Fights On Governor’s Mansion Lawn
Louisiana responds to the White House UFC event with the only logical next step: Waffle House employee fights.
Baton Rouge Area Dad Still Convinced Delchamps Had Better Meat Than Any Grocery Store In Louisiana
Despite nearly three decades of advancements in grocery stores, one Baton Rouge dad remains convinced Delchamps still had the best meat department Louisiana has ever seen.
Developer Announces New Mixed-Use Development Featuring Nail Salon, Vape Store, and Another Nail Salon
Baton Rouge residents spent years wondering what would be built on a vacant lot. The answer was somehow exactly what everyone expected.
Facebook Outage Leaves Baton Rouge Rants & Raves Members With No Choice But To Argue In Person
One resident spent 20 minutes showing Ring camera footage of a suspicious Altima to complete strangers in a grocery store parking lot.
East Baton Rouge Mosquitoes Ask Parish For Second Facility To Accommodate Their Rapid Growth
East Baton Rouge mosquitoes are reportedly seeking a second parish facility after years of population growth left the current headquarters unable to meet demand.
Study Finds Former Broadmoor Theatre Patrons Possess Antibodies For Diseases Yet To Be Discovered
Researchers say former Broadmoor Theatre patrons possess antibodies for diseases that haven’t even been discovered yet, thanks to decades of exposure to Baton Rouge’s most legendary dollar theater.
Attorney General Leases Brave Cave To Store Overflow Evidence in Baton Rouge Corruption Case
BATON ROUGE, LA – Citing an unexpected surge in documents, emails, meeting notes, contracts, invoices, and other materials associated with the ongoing Baton Rouge corruption investigation, Louisiana Attorney General investigators announced this week that additional storage space was needed to accommodate the growing collection of evidence. According to sources, investigators initially expected to need only […]
Nick Saban Asks Congress To Require Media Mention Him Every Third Time They Mention Lane Kiffin
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Alabama coach Nick Saban appeared before Congress recently to discuss the future of college athletics, but much of the hearing reportedly focused on what he described as an increasingly alarming lack of media balance whenever LSU coach Lane Kiffin is discussed. According to sources, Saban proposed a new federal guideline requiring […]
LSU Creates Official STTDB Etiquette Guide For Weddings And Corporate Events
LSU officials say years of confusion have finally forced the university to publish formal guidelines explaining exactly when fans should, and should not, yell STTDB in public.
State Announces New Penalties For Repeat DWI Offenders, Bringing Total Consequences To Roughly One Traffic Ticket
Louisiana lawmakers are celebrating a major crackdown on repeat DWI offenders after raising the consequences from “basically nothing” to “roughly one traffic ticket.”
Coach O Reportedly Evaluates Linebackers By Seeing If They Can Finish An Entire Muffuletta At Anthony’s Italian Deli
LSU recruiting insiders say Coach O has developed a new way to evaluate linebackers, and it involves a trip to Anthony’s Italian Deli.
Baton Rouge Marriage Counselors Prepare For LSU Football Season By Hiring Additional Staff
Baton Rouge marriage counselors say football season is their busiest time of year, and LSU hasn’t even played a game yet.
Coffee Call Beignet Powder Officially Detected On Residents As Far Away As Dallas, Texas
Researchers say traces of Coffee Call beignet powder have been found on former Baton Rouge residents living in Dallas, confirming what locals have suspected for years.
LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown
LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year’s ticket price controversy. This year, prices won’t go up until the Tigers actually start scoring touchdowns.
Survey: 90% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Contain “When You Pass Fleur de Lis”
Baton Rouge residents may have smartphones, GPS, and navigation apps, but apparently none of them have replaced the city’s most trusted landmark.
Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique
Louisiana researchers estimate that roughly 18% of all crawfish consumed each spring are eaten by people whose primary contribution was complaining about the boil.
EBR Schools to Create Task Force To Determine Exactly How Much Fun Graduates Are Allowed To Have
After years of tackling academic performance, school safety, and staffing challenges, EBR Schools has finally turned its attention to the issue residents were definitely losing sleep over: graduation dancing.
EBR Schools Marks Seven Straight Days Without Campus Gun Incident
EBR administrators marked seven straight incident-free days this week, a streak experts are attributing primarily to locked doors and zero students.
Wildlife Investigators Say Goose Was Crushed by Falling “Project Completion Estimate: 2023” Sign Near LSU Lakes
The LSU Lakes project reportedly entered a new phase this week after investigators concluded a goose was crushed by a rotting construction sign promising completion back in 2023.
East Baton Rouge Library System Quietly Classified as Louisiana’s Third-Largest Financial Institution
Baton Rouge residents were shocked this week to learn the parish library system now reportedly has enough reserve funds to qualify for its own regional banking charter.
Baton Rouge Man Declares Bankruptcy After Son Joins Travel Baseball Team
Baton Rouge father reportedly entered financial distress just weeks after learning travel baseball requires luxury hotel stays, $400 bats, and enough team dues to fund a small SEC athletic department.
Study: Marijuana Users Saving Hundreds by Driving Down Sherwood With Windows Down
LSU researchers say Baton Rouge drivers are saving hundreds on marijuana simply by sitting in Sherwood Forest traffic with the windows down long enough to miss two green lights in a row.
Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter
After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that eliminating paperwork entirely has dramatically improved office organization.
Baton Rouge HOA Fence Dispute Enters Fourth Generation of Family Involvement
Baton Rouge HOA residents are now involving entire bloodlines in a years-long Facebook war over fence height. The original fence may be gone, but the arguments remain stronger than ever.
EBR Leaders Concerned Residents May Discover Successful Schools Keep Appearing Everywhere Around Them
Parish officials fear parents may begin expecting functioning schools after noticing nearby districts somehow figured it out years ago.
Baton Rouge Ankle Monitoring Company Celebrates 100th Customer-Related Shooting Incident
A Baton Rouge ankle monitoring company is celebrating a major milestone after its devices officially reached 100 customer-related shootings without a single equipment failure.