Jeff Landry Orders Cajun Navy on Standby After Hearing British Troops Might Be Headed to Greenland
The governor’s office said no deployment orders exist yet, but volunteers were encouraged to prepare boats, cold-weather
The governor’s office said no deployment orders exist yet, but volunteers were encouraged to prepare boats, cold-weather
Minnesota officials cautioned that cracking down on massive fraud now could discourage future participation, undermine trust, and
The government’s alleged chemtrail operation has reportedly stalled, not because of exposure, but because officials can’t find
Louisiana officials confirmed the Mississippi River bridge study group has been instructed by Jeff Landry to expand
The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded confident enough to
Chuck Schumer’s approval rating has fallen so low that aides now describe it as “conceptual,” insisting leadership
Greenland tried football without traditions. Jeff Landry fixed that by mandating live polar bears on the sidelines,
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signed an executive order exporting Tony Chachere’s to Greenland after determining the region’s
Newly appointed Greenland envoy Jeff Landry reportedly stalled diplomatic talks after demanding football contracts and gumbo before
Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New
Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally timing every trade.”
Mississippi health officials confirmed that escaped Tulane monkeys, reportedly infected with several diseases, have accidentally improved the
Political analysts say Democratic strategist James Carville has entered a rare psychological state known as Trump Dependency
The “No Kings” movement flooded social media this morning, declaring victory after confirming that no monarchs currently
Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC, but his ratings are still trailing behind a 3 a.m. ShamWow
ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death, claiming it was about “standards.” Insiders
Chicago leaders warned that the arrival of National Guard troops could “erase generations of gunfire culture,” describing
Walmart officials moved quickly this week to reassure shoppers after a nationwide recall of shrimp that reportedly
Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA YoungBoy and immediately
Former Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed his U.S. Senate bid this week, vowing to deliver the same
A Massachusetts courthouse found itself under scrutiny after a migrant mysteriously slipped out during a hearing, allegedly
In response to China’s crushing 150% tariffs on U.S. vehicles, Ford has rebranded its F-150 Raptor trucks
Mitch Landrieu, the former mayor best known for removing statues and accomplishing little else, told Republicans to
Former Tesla fans are now lighting their electric cars on fire to protest Elon Musk, claiming the
Greenpeace is set to be inducted into the Oil Industry Hall of Fame after a $667 million
With Hunter Biden’s Secret Service detail officially cut, agents no longer have to carry Narcan “just in
After Trump axed Southern University’s $600K transgender menstrual study, the school swiftly pivoted to groundbreaking research proving
Facing a travel ban, Mayor Cantrell found a loophole—simply redefining Washington, D.C. as part of New Orleans.
In what might be the boldest financial strategy since Trump Steaks, former President Donald Trump has proposed
Despite losing collective bargaining rights, TSA agents remain unwavering in their most sacred duty: ensuring that no