Cleo Fields Buys U-Haul Stock Ahead of NYC Election, Cites “Another Lucky Guess”
Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New
Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New
Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally timing every trade.”
Mississippi health officials confirmed that escaped Tulane monkeys, reportedly infected with several diseases, have accidentally improved the
Political analysts say Democratic strategist James Carville has entered a rare psychological state known as Trump Dependency
The “No Kings” movement flooded social media this morning, declaring victory after confirming that no monarchs currently
Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC, but his ratings are still trailing behind a 3 a.m. ShamWow
ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death, claiming it was about “standards.” Insiders
Chicago leaders warned that the arrival of National Guard troops could “erase generations of gunfire culture,” describing
Walmart officials moved quickly this week to reassure shoppers after a nationwide recall of shrimp that reportedly
Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA YoungBoy and immediately
Former Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed his U.S. Senate bid this week, vowing to deliver the same
A Massachusetts courthouse found itself under scrutiny after a migrant mysteriously slipped out during a hearing, allegedly
In response to China’s crushing 150% tariffs on U.S. vehicles, Ford has rebranded its F-150 Raptor trucks
Mitch Landrieu, the former mayor best known for removing statues and accomplishing little else, told Republicans to
Former Tesla fans are now lighting their electric cars on fire to protest Elon Musk, claiming the
Greenpeace is set to be inducted into the Oil Industry Hall of Fame after a $667 million
With Hunter Biden’s Secret Service detail officially cut, agents no longer have to carry Narcan “just in
After Trump axed Southern University’s $600K transgender menstrual study, the school swiftly pivoted to groundbreaking research proving
Facing a travel ban, Mayor Cantrell found a loophole—simply redefining Washington, D.C. as part of New Orleans.
In what might be the boldest financial strategy since Trump Steaks, former President Donald Trump has proposed
Despite losing collective bargaining rights, TSA agents remain unwavering in their most sacred duty: ensuring that no
In a stunning act of defiance, Rep. Al Green held up an Uno Reverse card after his
Under Adams’ leadership, chaos in NYC won’t vanish—it’ll just be more predictable. Her new ‘Chaos Calendar’ app
Despite NOAA layoffs, weather forecasts remain unchanged, with meteorologists still relying on “partly cloudy” as the safest
NASA quickly denied involvement, calling the discovery a “natural lunar formation.” Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists celebrated, declaring it
Rev. Al Sharpton’s boycott plan backfired spectacularly after he urged supporters to stock up before the protest,
Trump abruptly ended his meeting with Zelensky, citing a serious diplomatic offense—his outfit. “He walks in dressed
51 high-profile figures are rushing to dismiss the Epstein documents as ‘Russian disinformation,’ urging Americans to focus
Activists plan to “cripple” corporations by buying everything the day before their boycott. “This will show them!”
MSNBC canceled The ReidOut after discovering most of its audience consisted of satire writers mining Joy Reid’s