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Baton Rouge Criminals Unionize, Demand Safer Working Conditions Amid Crime Surge

Local criminals in Baton Rouge have unionized, demanding “safer working conditions” and protection...

State Legislators Suggest City-Parish Takeover of CATS, Citing Their Expertise in Going Nowhere

Local leaders promise big transit upgrades, starting with the important stuff—like a new logo and...

Postal Workers Fear Privatization Could Force Them to Deliver Mail in a Timely Manner

USPS employees in Baton Rouge are warning the public that if the mail starts arriving on time...

Former Mayor Shocked That St. George Organizers Listened to her and Formed City, Considers Suing Herself

Former Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is reportedly stunned to learn that the organizers of St. George...

EBR Parish Prison Inmates Request Transfer to Mosquito Control Facility, Citing Better Living Conditions

Baton Rouge inmates are demanding a transfer—not to another prison, but to the city's high-tech...

Baker School Board Sues BESE: We Don’t Need Your Help Running These Schools Into the Ground

The Baker School Board has filed a lawsuit against BESE, citing concerns that any state intervention...

Audit Finds Thrive Academy’s Hiring Process Consisted of Asking ‘You Good?’ and Moving On

Baton Rouge's Thrive Academy believes in a ‘gut feeling’ approach to hiring, skipping traditional...

City Declares State of Emergency After Discovering 85% of Baton Rouge’s Beer Consumed in One Morning

Baton Rouge officials declared a state of emergency after the Wearin’ of the Green Parade, delayed...

St. George Candidates Scrap Election, Opt for Cage Matches Instead

With scandals, hookers, salary demands, and government structure disputes causing chaos in St...

Jimmy Hoffa Located After Being Stuck in Baton Rouge Traffic for 50 Years

Officials confirm Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance wasn’t mob-related—he’s just been waiting for Baton...

Local Porch Pirates Upset After Learning Most of the Packages They Stole Were Just Amazon Returns

A group of criminals in Baton Rouge were left in shock after realizing their stolen packages...

Officials Baffled as ‘No Raises for Teachers’ Signs Work While ‘No Weapons’ Signs Fail

Baton Rouge schools have cracked the code: If only “Gun-Free Zone” signs worked as well as “No...

St. George Mayoral Candidate Reveals his ‘Leadership, Legislation and Lap Dances’ Plan

ST. GEORGE, La. – St. George mayoral candidate Jim Morgan, whose past legal troubles include a...

Escaped Inmate Calls 911 After Ending Up on Siegen Lane, Begs to Return to Prison

A work-release inmate’s escape ended in sheer terror when he found himself on Siegen Lane...

Southern University Abandons Menstruating Men Project, Launches Critical Study on How Water Actually Makes You Thirstier

After Trump axed Southern University's $600K transgender menstrual study, the school swiftly pivoted...

Baton Rouge’s New Traffic Congestion Museum Lets Residents Relive Daily Gridlock

Experience the joy of Baton Rouge traffic without ever turning on your car! The city’s new Traffic...

CATS Strike Ends, Officials Still Recommend Leaving for Work a Day Early

After striking for better wages and conditions, CATS drivers have returned—but with fewer buses...

Baton Rouge Introduces Brave Cave Escape Room Experience for Tourists

Baton Rouge’s Brave Cave Escape Room lets visitors experience the thrill of escaping a secretive...

Baton Rouge Man Opens Used Car Lot, Names It ‘Grand Theft Auto Sales & Service’

Customers raved about the unbeatable prices at “Grand Theft Auto Sales & Service,” only to later...

BRPD Accepts Library Bailout, Agrees to Transform Police Units Into Bookmobiles

A $25M bailout from the East Baton Rouge Library now requires BRPD to keep every patrol unit stocked...

Baton Rouge Issues First ‘Dead or Alive’ Bounty in a Century: Local Saloons on High Alert

The U.S. Marshals' “Wanted: Dead or Alive” alert has Baton Rouge looking like the Wild West, with...

City Leaders Allegedly Turning Baton Rouge Into a Parody to Undermine The Sadvocate

We figured another satire site would eventually be our biggest competition,’ The Sadvocate admitted...

After Latest Controversy Baton Rouge Councilman Officially Changes Name to Cleve Dunnitagain

Baton Rouge Councilman Cleve Dunn Jr., now officially Cleve Dunnitagain, adds another controversy to...

LSU ‘Lake Bed Walking Tours’ Offer Baton Rouge Residents a Firsthand Look at Where Their Tax Dollars Went

The New ‘Lake Bed Walking Tours’ Offer Baton Rouge Residents a Firsthand Look at Where Their Tax...

CATS Strike Enters Day 3 – Baton Rouge Residents Still Waiting to Be Affected

Officials say they are working toward a resolution, but at this point, they’re also considering just...

Baton Rouge Schools Announce They Will Reopen Tuesday Solely to Shut Down for Bad Weather

In a commitment to tradition, Baton Rouge schools will briefly reopen just to officially shut down...

Baton Rouge Officials Declare Victory as Only Half of Parade-Goers Had Their Cars Broken Into This Year

Baton Rouge officials are celebrating progress after this year’s Mardi Gras parade saw “only” half...

Dozens of CATS Bus Drivers Unable to Attend Their Own Strike Due to Lack of Buses

The CATS bus strike faced an unexpected challenge today—most of the striking drivers couldn’t make...

CATS Drivers to Strike: Ridership Numbers to Remain Unchanged at Nearly Zero

Baton Rouge’s bus drivers are set to strike tomorrow, but officials predict no major...

Baton Rouge Mayor Stunned by Spanish Town Parade: ‘Some Shirts Should Stay On—For Public Safety

Baton Rouge’s new mayor attended his first Spanish Town Parade expecting festive fun but instead...
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