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Longtime Pothole Earns Landmark Status After Outlasting Several Mayors And Repair Budgets

April 20, 2026

A pothole on Airline Highway has officially achieved what most projects never do, completion through neglect and recognition through survival.

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Delta Customers Establish Official “Bill Opening Support Group,” Urge Friends to Attend

April 19, 2026

Baton Rouge residents are no longer opening Delta bills alone, they’re hosting full “Bill Opening Nights” with friends just to confirm the numbers are actually real.

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LSU Baseball Adds Mercy Rule for Its Own Fans

April 18, 2026

Tigers fans no longer have to suffer through the full nine innings. LSU just introduced a mercy rule designed specifically for the people in the stands.

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QVC Declares Bankruptcy After Last Remaining Viewer Accidentally Changes Channel

April 18, 2026

QVC’s entire business model reportedly collapsed after its last loyal viewer accidentally changed the channel, triggering what executives described as an immediate and total loss of audience.

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New Insurance Reform Bill Requires Rate Increases To Be Explained Using Smaller Words

April 18, 2026

The state tackled high insurance rates by making companies explain them in simpler terms. Good news, you’ll finally understand why you’re paying more every month.

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Startup Launches “BridgeBet” App Letting Users Gamble On How Long Crossing New Bridge Will Take

April 18, 2026

Baton Rouge drivers can now gamble on how long crossing the new bridge will take, because waiting in traffic apparently wasn’t stressful enough on its own.

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Wall Street Surges After Realizing Nothing Has Gone Wrong in the Past 3 Hours

April 17, 2026

Wall Street just had its best day in weeks after three straight hours of absolutely nothing going wrong, a milestone investors now consider wildly bullish in today’s market.

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CDC Confirms New “Cicada COVID Variant” That Only Emerges Every 17 Years to Ruin Summer

April 15, 2026

CDC says a new “cicada variant” is here, emerging every 17 years to ruin summer and your sanity. Symptoms include confusion, fatigue, and wondering if the screaming is inside your head.

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Longtime Pothole Earns Landmark Status After Outlasting Several Mayors And Repair Budgets
April 20, 2026
Delta Customers Establish Official “Bill Opening Support Group,” Urge Friends to Attend
April 19, 2026
LSU Baseball Adds Mercy Rule for Its Own Fans
April 18, 2026
QVC Declares Bankruptcy After Last Remaining Viewer Accidentally Changes Channel
April 18, 2026
New Insurance Reform Bill Requires Rate Increases To Be Explained Using Smaller Words
April 18, 2026
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