Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist to her growing list of political enemies after being greeted with the phrase “You again.”
Parish officials fear parents may begin expecting functioning schools after noticing nearby districts somehow figured it out years ago.
Counselors across Oxford are preparing for a difficult week as Lane Kiffin’s return reportedly threatens months of emotional recovery progress.
DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new insights” into why concrete interstate barriers may cause flooding.
Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly started calling him “a consistent conservative.”
A Baton Rouge ankle monitoring company is celebrating a major milestone after its devices officially reached 100 customer-related shootings without a single equipment failure.
Organizers defended the rules by explaining that democracy works best when verification standards fluctuate depending on who’s being targeted.
Jeff Landry’s newest strategy for surviving a recall reportedly involves routing every signature through the same people handling Real IDs and broken ticket printers.
