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I-12 Master Plan To Determine Best Way To Spend Millions Studying Thing Everyone Already Knows

June 2, 2026

Transportation officials are gathering public input on I-12, a corridor whose problems have already been thoroughly documented by every commuter in Louisiana.

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AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards

June 2, 2026

An AI weather model predicts Louisiana’s endless attorney billboards could reduce hurricane intensity by up to 60%.

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LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown

June 1, 2026

LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year’s ticket price controversy. This year, prices won’t go up until the Tigers actually start scoring touchdowns.

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EBR Officials Hire Ankle Monitor Monitor To Monitor Companies Monitoring Ankle Monitors

June 1, 2026

After multiple ankle monitor failures, officials say the obvious solution is hiring someone to monitor the people responsible for monitoring the ankle monitors.

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Survey: 90% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Contain “When You Pass Fleur de Lis”

May 31, 2026

Baton Rouge residents may have smartphones, GPS, and navigation apps, but apparently none of them have replaced the city’s most trusted landmark.

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Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique

May 30, 2026

Louisiana researchers estimate that roughly 18% of all crawfish consumed each spring are eaten by people whose primary contribution was complaining about the boil.

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Coach O Accidentally Signs Two Offensive Linemen While Ordering Boudin At Local Gas Station

May 30, 2026

Sources say Coach O’s recruiting success rate at Louisiana gas stations now exceeds several major recruiting websites combined.

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EBR Schools to Create Task Force To Determine Exactly How Much Fun Graduates Are Allowed To Have

May 30, 2026

After years of tackling academic performance, school safety, and staffing challenges, EBR Schools has finally turned its attention to the issue residents were definitely losing sleep over: graduation dancing.

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I-12 Master Plan To Determine Best Way To Spend Millions Studying Thing Everyone Already Knows
June 2, 2026
AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards
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LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown
June 1, 2026
EBR Officials Hire Ankle Monitor Monitor To Monitor Companies Monitoring Ankle Monitors
June 1, 2026
Survey: 90% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Contain “When You Pass Fleur de Lis”
May 31, 2026
Local Man Attends Crawfish Boil Strictly To Critique Other People’s Boiling Technique
May 30, 2026
Coach O Accidentally Signs Two Offensive Linemen While Ordering Boudin At Local Gas Station
May 30, 2026
EBR Schools to Create Task Force To Determine Exactly How Much Fun Graduates Are Allowed To Have
May 30, 2026
Louisiana Creates Department of Balloon Enforcement Following Statewide Ban
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