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Louisiana Residents Begin Ranking Cities by Number of Daiquiri Shops Per Capita

May 20, 2026

A new Louisiana study found residents are now ranking cities almost entirely by the number of nearby drive-thru daiquiri shops, replacing outdated metrics like schools, roads, and overall quality of life.

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East Baton Rouge Leaders Encourage Residents to Lower Expectations to Improve Overall Satisfaction Ratings

May 20, 2026

Baton Rouge leaders reportedly believe the key to improving public satisfaction isn’t fixing problems, but convincing residents to stop expecting roads, traffic, and drainage to function in the first place.

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Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges

May 20, 2026

Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by how devastating the Entergy surcharge becomes six months later after the power finally returns.

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Study: Marijuana Users Saving Hundreds by Driving Down Sherwood With Windows Down

May 20, 2026

LSU researchers say Baton Rouge drivers are saving hundreds on marijuana simply by sitting in Sherwood Forest traffic with the windows down long enough to miss two green lights in a row.

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Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter

May 19, 2026

After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that eliminating paperwork entirely has dramatically improved office organization.

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East Baton Rouge Leaders Celebrate Weapon-Free Graduation Fights Across Multiple Schools

May 19, 2026

EBR officials praised graduates and families this week after multiple graduation fights somehow remained completely gun-free, something district leaders described as “encouraging progress” following months of campus weapon incidents.

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Louisiana School System Introduces New “Career Ready” Program Focused Entirely on Filing Insurance Claims

May 18, 2026

Louisiana schools are finally preparing students for real life by teaching flood claims, roof tarping, and how to argue with insurance adjusters before hurricane season starts again.

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EBR District Court Introduces Annual Awards Banquet for Repeat Offenders

May 15, 2026

Court officials have decided it was finally time to honor the city’s most dependable repeat offenders with a formal awards banquet celebrating years of uninterrupted criminal consistency.

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Louisiana Residents Begin Ranking Cities by Number of Daiquiri Shops Per Capita
May 20, 2026
East Baton Rouge Leaders Encourage Residents to Lower Expectations to Improve Overall Satisfaction Ratings
May 20, 2026
Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges
May 20, 2026
Study: Marijuana Users Saving Hundreds by Driving Down Sherwood With Windows Down
May 20, 2026
Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter
May 19, 2026
East Baton Rouge Leaders Celebrate Weapon-Free Graduation Fights Across Multiple Schools
May 19, 2026
Louisiana School System Introduces New “Career Ready” Program Focused Entirely on Filing Insurance Claims
May 18, 2026
EBR District Court Introduces Annual Awards Banquet for Repeat Offenders
May 15, 2026
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