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Kelly Takes Credit for LSU’s Win Over Arkansas Saturday, Insists He Still Isn’t Fired “As Far as He Knows.”

November 15, 2025

Brian Kelly took to Facebook after LSU’s win, posting a selfie and insisting he’s still the Tigers’ head coach because no one has officially fired him “to his face.”

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Governor Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order for ‘Keep Tiger Town Beautiful’ to Clean Up The LSU Athletic Dept

November 14, 2025

Governor Jeff Landry has issued an executive order for Keep Tiger Town Beautiful to clean up the LSU Athletic Dept.

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State Officials Will Dispose of Smitty’s Toxic Sludge in Jefferson Parish After Assuming “Sure, Whatever” Counted as Consent

November 13, 2025

State regulators greenlit shipments of Smitty’s sludge to Jefferson Parish after mistaking a distracted “sure, whatever” as formal approval.

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Clay Schexnayder Cypress Board AG Indictment The Sadvocate Baton Rouge

AG Intern Spots Missing Artifact While Perusing Schexnayder’s “Hunting Camp” Facebook Photo Feed

November 13, 2025

An AG intern scrolling through Clay Schexnayder’s hunting camp photos accidentally cracked the state’s biggest missing-artifact case by spotting a 1,264-year-old board being used as an ATV ramp.

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Bond Commission Signs Off on New Orleans’ Loan After Requesting the City Provide a Current Phone Bill and Proof of Residence

November 12, 2025

State officials approved New Orleans’ emergency loan only after the city provided a current phone bill and proof of residence, requirements typically reserved for college freshmen renting their first apartment.

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Councilman Graves in Zachary Requests Streets Dept. Provide a Map of All Hyperlinks in the City

November 12, 2025

A simple proposal to add hyperlinks to ordinance drafts collapsed into confusion when Councilman James Graves asked the city to “chart out where the hyperlinks physically run.”

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Brian Kelly Withdraws Lawsuit After Finding LSU Termination Email in AOL Spam Folder

November 12, 2025

Brian Kelly’s $54 million lawsuit against LSU ended abruptly after he found his termination notice buried in his AOL spam folder, right between a FanDuel ad and a “You’ve Got Mail” reminder.

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Denham Springs Council Approves Convention Center Prohibits Any Conventions From Taking Place Inside

Denham Springs Council Approves Convention Center, Prohibits Any Conventions From Taking Place Inside

November 11, 2025

The Denham Springs City Council approved a new $45 million convention center, but made sure to prohibit any conventions from actually taking place inside.

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LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035

LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly: One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035

November 10, 2025

LSU avoided a $54 million payout by giving Brian Kelly a free Caniac Combo once a month for ten years. Baton Rouge calls it “the most Louisiana settlement ever.”

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Mayor Sparks Media Outrage by Hiring Qualified CAO, Violating Decades-Old Baton Rouge Custom

November 10, 2025

Mayor Sid Edwards is under fire for ending Baton Rouge’s proud City Hall tradition of hiring unqualified administrators by selecting a CAO who actually knows what she’s doing.

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LSU Interfraternity Council Expands Hazing Rules to Include “Forcing Pledges to Watch A&M Replay”

November 10, 2025

LSU’s Interfraternity Council has officially expanded its hazing policy to include “forcing pledges to watch the LSU–Texas A&M replay,” describing the act as psychological cruelty.

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Delivery Truck Spotted Dropping Off Cases of Headsets at LSU, Saban Rumors Ignite Across Baton Rouge

November 10, 2025

Baton Rouge erupted Friday after a delivery truck unloaded pallets of headsets at Tiger Stadium, instantly reigniting rumors of Nick Saban’s possible return.

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Brian Kelly Files Infringement Suit Against LSU for Using His Trademarked “Up the Middle on 3rd and Long” Play

November 9, 2025

Kelly insists LSU owes him royalties for running his “intellectual property of incompetence,” describing the 3rd-and-long quarterback draw as “a masterpiece of confusion and regret.”

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LSU Offensive Playbook Discovered to Be Just One Page That Says Screen Pass

LSU’s Offensive Playbook Discovered to Be Just One Page That Says “Screen Pass”

November 9, 2025

LSU fans were shocked to learn that the team’s offensive playbook consists of a single laminated page reading “Screen Pass.” Officials are calling it a “historic artifact” that continues to ensure predictability.

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New Orleans Mayor Applies for Wildfire Relief Funding After Third Interstate Bridge Ignites

November 8, 2025

New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is asking FEMA for wildfire aid after yet another bridge fire, arguing that “our people may not have forests, but we have bridges, and they burn beautifully.

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Passengers Unsure if Flight Cancellations Are From Shutdown or Just a Regular Tuesday at BTR

November 8, 2025

As flight cancellations swept the nation, Baton Rouge travelers admitted they couldn’t tell whether it was the government shutdown or just another Tuesday at the airport.

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Louisiana Treasurer Forms Task Force to Review Citizens’ Facebook Posts Before Releasing Unclaimed Property

November 7, 2025

Louisiana Treasurer John Fleming has reportedly formed a task force to screen citizens’ Facebook posts before releasing their unclaimed property, assigning each a “Patriot Score” based on online behavior.

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Cleo Fields Buys U-Haul Stock Ahead of NYC Election, Cites “Another Lucky Guess”

Cleo Fields Buys U-Haul Stock Ahead of NYC Election, Cites “Another Lucky Guess”

November 7, 2025

Congressman Cleo Fields once again nails the timing, this time betting big on U-Haul right before New Yorkers start planning their exits.

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Pelosi Won’t Seek Reelection, Cites Fatigue From Decades of “Accidentally Timing Every Trade”

Pelosi Won’t Seek Reelection, Cites Fatigue From Decades of Accidentally Timing Every Trade

November 6, 2025

Nancy Pelosi announced she won’t seek reelection, citing exhaustion from years of “accidentally timing every trade.”

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LSU Athletics Staff to Operate on 8-Hour Contracts Under Rousse’s New “Interim Forever” Plan

LSU Athletics Staff to Operate on 8-Hour Contracts Under Rousse’s New “Interim Forever” Plan

November 6, 2025

LSU President Wade Rousse has announced a radical “Interim Forever” plan placing all athletics staff on 8-hour contracts, ensuring LSU remains “nimble, responsive, and always in a state of mild panic.”

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Escaped Monkey Nearly Went Unnoticed in Mississippi After Growing Mullet and Getting Confederate Tattoo in Booneville

Escaped Monkey Went Unnoticed in Mississippi After Growing Mullet and Getting Confederate Tattoo

November 6, 2025

Officials say the escaped Tulane monkey “nearly got away with it” after blending into Biloxi life with a mullet, a faded tattoo, and a Marlboro hanging from his mouth.

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Kelly Takes Credit for LSU’s Win Over Arkansas Saturday, Insists He Still Isn’t Fired “As Far as He Knows.”
November 15, 2025
Governor Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order for ‘Keep Tiger Town Beautiful’ to Clean Up The LSU Athletic Dept
November 14, 2025
State Officials Will Dispose of Smitty’s Toxic Sludge in Jefferson Parish After Assuming “Sure, Whatever” Counted as Consent
November 13, 2025
AG Intern Spots Missing Artifact While Perusing Schexnayder’s “Hunting Camp” Facebook Photo Feed
November 13, 2025
Bond Commission Signs Off on New Orleans’ Loan After Requesting the City Provide a Current Phone Bill and Proof of Residence
November 12, 2025
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