Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly started calling him “a consistent conservative.”
A Baton Rouge ankle monitoring company is celebrating a major milestone after its devices officially reached 100 customer-related shootings without a single equipment failure.
Organizers defended the rules by explaining that democracy works best when verification standards fluctuate depending on who’s being targeted.
Jeff Landry’s newest strategy for surviving a recall reportedly involves routing every signature through the same people handling Real IDs and broken ticket printers.
Landowners are being encouraged to view forced participation in carbon storage as a meaningful contribution to the environment they didn’t agree to make.
Democrats say the Supreme Court ruling on Louisiana’s congressional map only counts as Game One, and they’re now pushing for a full best-of-three series before accepting defeat.
LSU fans are devastated after Post Malone’s tour bus became trapped on the Spillway, with GPS estimates now placing arrival sometime near football season.
The new boundary now curves so precisely around the home that cartographers are calling it “petty, but impressive.”
