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EBR Schools Consider Sonic Partnership, Citing Company’s “Longstanding Experience With Fights”

December 16, 2025

After another school fight, EBR officials think outside the classroom, eyeing an unlikely partner whose parking lots have quietly hosted Louisiana’s conflict resolution for decades.

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After Surf Lake Backlash, Central Mayor Announces Even Bigger $400 Million Casino Resort Project

December 14, 2025

Critics laughed at Central’s surf lake plan. The mayor responded by casually announcing a $400 million casino instead. Problem solved.

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East Baton Rouge Metro Council Accused of Violating State Constitution, Requests Copy to See What’s In It

December 11, 2025

A lawsuit alleges the Metro Council violated the state constitution, prompting members to request a copy to review what’s actually in it.

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Donaldsonville Council Will Now Allow Cameras at Meetings, Requires All Footage Be Edited by Mayor’s Cousin Before Release

December 11, 2025

Donaldsonville leaders have unveiled a new approach to transparency that requires all meeting footage to be edited by the mayor’s cousin before the public ever sees it.

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After Baton Rouge and New Orleans Tour, ICE Agents Request Transfer to “Something Calmer,” Like Gaza

December 11, 2025

ICE agents say Gaza “seems peaceful” after spending several days in Baton Rouge and New Orleans, citing South Louisiana’s unique blend of traffic, politics, and Dodge Chargers driving recklessly.

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ICE Overwhelmed by Self-Deportation Requests From Immigrants Who Have Been Stuck in College Drive Traffic Since 2023

December 10, 2025

ICE agents were stunned to find motorists who hadn’t moved since 2023, many now choosing deportation over one more minute of College Drive.

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Brian Kelly Offers to Coach ‘One Last Game’ After Reading About the Texas Bowl’s Cougar Hospitality Suite

December 9, 2025

Brian Kelly has decided he’s not quite done at LSU, and it definitely has nothing to do with the Texas Bowl’s Cougar Hospitality Suite.

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Cleo Fields Hit With Louisiana Ethics Fine, Adding to the Board’s Longstanding Tradition of Collecting Absolutely Nothing

December 9, 2025

Louisiana’s Ethics Board has fined Congressman Cleo Fields again, adding another unpaid penalty to a $2.7 million backlog the state has shown no measurable interest in ever collecting.

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NOLA Residents Rally Against ICE, Fear Safer Streets Could Lead to Higher Rent and Fewer Viral Carjacking Videos

December 7, 2025

Protestors in New Orleans came out in the rain this week, not to oppose crime, but to defend it from ICE. Locals say safer streets could ruin the city’s “authentic experience.”

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Lane Kiffin Forced to Skip ESPN College GameDay in Atlanta After Getting Stuck in I-10 Traffic

December 6, 2025

Lane Kiffin’s first major setback at LSU came from the existential nightmare of I-10 traffic, which trapped him so completely he missed his scheduled GameDay appearance in Atlanta.

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Locals Demanding Answers After Taxes Rise in Baton Rouge, Insist This Was Supposed to Be a St. George Problem

December 5, 2025

Baton Rouge homeowners were shocked to discover their tax bills had increased, insisting this kind of problem was contractually guaranteed to happen only in St. George.

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New Orleans Residents Oppose ICE, Worried That Accountability Could Spread to Other Parts of Government

December 4, 2025

Protesters promised to return as long as law enforcement continues threatening the city’s long-standing tradition of low expectations.

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In Lieu of Raises, City-Parish Authorizes BRPD to Deliver for DoorDash and UberEats in Patrol Vehicles The Sadvocate

In Lieu of Raises, City-Parish Authorizes BRPD to Deliver for DoorDash and UberEats in Patrol Vehicles

December 4, 2025

City leaders insist the SIDE HUSTLE UNIT will “boost retention,” but officers argue that when a department relies on gig-app deliveries to keep paychecks afloat, retention might not be the core issue anymore.

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Zachary School Board Solves Dress Code Crisis No One Knew Existed, Declares Victory Over Skirts

December 3, 2025

Zachary officials say banning skirts in 5th and 6th grade will “restore order,” though no one can point to a single skirt incident that caused disorder.

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Ole Miss Fans Form Task Force to Investigate Why Their Feelings Didn’t Override a $4 Million Raise for Kiffin

December 2, 2025

Ole Miss fans have formed TEARS, a taskforce investigating how their hurt feelings failed to outweigh a multimillion-dollar raise, despite overwhelming evidence that $4 million tends to win negotiations.

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Lane Kiffin Says He Chose LSU For Tradition, Passion, And “The Unmatched Quality Of Baton Rouge Gas Station Food”

December 2, 2025

Lane Kiffin’s first LSU press appearance took an unexpected turn when he praised Baton Rouge’s gas-station cuisine as a deciding factor in his move. Fans shrugged, noting that understanding hot-bar culture is practically a requirement for the job.

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Kiffin Saga Forces Louisiana Men To Admit They Haven’t Heard a Word Their Wives Said Since Tuesday

Kiffin Saga Forces Louisiana Men To Admit They Haven’t Heard a Word Their Wives Said For Two Solid Weeks

December 1, 2025

Experts say the statewide “Kiffin trance” wiped out all male listening skills for nearly two weeks, leaving wives talking to human statues who only responded to coaching-news keywords.

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Todd Graves and Gordon McKernan Race to File for Sole Custody of Lane Kiffin in Baton Rouge City Court

November 30, 2025

Lane Kiffin hasn’t even landed in Louisiana, but that didn’t stop two of Baton Rouge’s biggest personalities from sprinting to City Court to claim exclusive custody rights before the ink on his contract even dries.

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LSU Realizes Refusing to Pay Contract Buyout While Actively Searching for a New Coach May Have Sent Wrong Message

November 27, 2025

LSU officials admitted that refusing to pay Brian Kelly’s buyout was sending the wrong message while they were actively trying to hire someone new.

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Louisiana Housing Corporation Official Resigns, Board Proud To Announce Absolutely Nothing Will Change

November 26, 2025

The Louisiana Housing Corporation confirmed a top official’s resignation and immediately reassured the public that absolutely nothing will change.

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Zach Bryan Agrees to Play at LSU, Demands All Concession Stands Serve Drinks With No Ice

November 25, 2025

Zach Bryan’s LSU concert will now serve room-temperature drinks after the singer demanded all concessions remove ice to “avoid mixed signals.”

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EBR Schools Consider Sonic Partnership, Citing Company’s “Longstanding Experience With Fights”
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