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Coach O Reportedly Evaluates Linebackers By Seeing If They Can Finish An Entire Muffuletta At Anthony’s Italian Deli

June 3, 2026

LSU recruiting insiders say Coach O has developed a new way to evaluate linebackers, and it involves a trip to Anthony’s Italian Deli.

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Baton Rouge Marriage Counselors Prepare For LSU Football Season By Hiring Additional Staff

June 2, 2026

Baton Rouge marriage counselors say football season is their busiest time of year, and LSU hasn’t even played a game yet.

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Coffee Call Beignet Powder Officially Detected On Residents As Far Away As Dallas, Texas

June 2, 2026

Researchers say traces of Coffee Call beignet powder have been found on former Baton Rouge residents living in Dallas, confirming what locals have suspected for years.

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I-12 Master Plan To Determine Best Way To Spend Millions Studying Thing Everyone Already Knows

June 2, 2026

Transportation officials are gathering public input on I-12, a corridor whose problems have already been thoroughly documented by every commuter in Louisiana.

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AI Predicts Louisiana Hurricanes Will Lose 60% Intensity Due to Vast Number of Roadside Attorney Billboards

June 2, 2026

An AI weather model predicts Louisiana’s endless attorney billboards could reduce hurricane intensity by up to 60%.

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LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown

June 1, 2026

LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year’s ticket price controversy. This year, prices won’t go up until the Tigers actually start scoring touchdowns.

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EBR Officials Hire Ankle Monitor Monitor To Monitor Companies Monitoring Ankle Monitors

June 1, 2026

After multiple ankle monitor failures, officials say the obvious solution is hiring someone to monitor the people responsible for monitoring the ankle monitors.

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Survey: 90% Of Baton Rouge Directions Still Contain “When You Pass Fleur de Lis”

May 31, 2026

Baton Rouge residents may have smartphones, GPS, and navigation apps, but apparently none of them have replaced the city’s most trusted landmark.

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Coach O Reportedly Evaluates Linebackers By Seeing If They Can Finish An Entire Muffuletta At Anthony’s Italian Deli
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