State Opens Recovery Program For Voters Traumatized By Endless Senate Campaign Ads
June 28, 2026
Therapists report a surge in patients suffering from campaign ad fatigue after months of nonstop political commercials.
Therapists report a surge in patients suffering from campaign ad fatigue after months of nonstop political commercials.
Witnesses say Carville repeatedly tried steering every conversation back to Trump, somehow connecting him to voter turnout, campaign signs, polling locations, and even the humidity.
According to officials, 911 operators will first attempt to de-escalate disturbances by simply texting everyone involved a photo of Pastor Tony Spell.
After a surprise breakout performance thrust him into the spotlight, Central pastor Tony Spell announced he has officially entered the UFC Transfer Portal to explore opportunities at the next level.
Louisiana residents breathed a sigh of relief this week after experts downgraded this year’s hurricane outlook from “apocalyptic” to merely “catastrophic.”
A Central pastor’s planned seminar on conflict resolution has reportedly been postponed due to what church officials are calling an unfortunate scheduling conflict.
A local commuter is demanding action after claiming Airline Highway potholes have disrupted her ability to multitask behind the wheel.
After another audit uncovered concerns, lawmakers are reportedly considering mandatory training to explain that auditors are, in fact, supposed to look for problems.
