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Mayor Cantrell Sues for Right to Govern New Orleans from Anywhere But New Orleans

Mayor LaToya Cantrell isn’t letting a little thing like governing New Orleans stop her from living her best life. Now, she’s suing the City Council, arguing that...

Secret Service No Longer Required to Carry Narcan After Hunter Biden’s Security Detail Gets the Axe

With Hunter Biden’s Secret Service detail officially cut, agents no longer have to carry Narcan “just in case.” Insiders say the biggest cost savings won’t be from...

Audit Finds Thrive Academy’s Hiring Process Consisted of Asking ‘You Good?’ and Moving On

Baton Rouge's Thrive Academy believes in a ‘gut feeling’ approach to hiring, skipping traditional steps like resumes, references, and background checks. According...

City Declares State of Emergency After Discovering 85% of Baton Rouge’s Beer Consumed in One

Baton Rouge officials declared a state of emergency after the Wearin’ of the Green Parade, delayed to Sunday, led to an unexpected crisis—85% of the city’s beer...

St. George Candidates Scrap Election, Opt for Cage Matches Instead

With scandals, hookers, salary demands, and government structure disputes causing chaos in St. George, candidates have found a simple solution: ditch democracy and...