CDC says a new “cicada variant” is here, emerging every 17 years to ruin summer and your sanity. Symptoms include confusion, fatigue, and wondering if the screaming is inside your head.
Lawmakers say the new policy will save time, reduce confusion, and provide voters with the clarity they deserve about who is definitely not responsible.
Experts are sounding the alarm about AI replacing jobs, then immediately used AI to write the warning faster than any of them could. Turns out the timeline may be shorter than expected.
Locals are beginning to suspect “going out of business” might not actually mean what it says, especially after 1,000 consecutive days of the same sale.
State officials warned Fleming’s campaign introduced “unauthorized voter input,” disrupting what they described as a carefully managed Senate race built around a preferred outcome.
One of Baton Rouge’s most active Facebook groups just hit an impressive streak, 47 straight days of solving absolutely nothing, while somehow generating hundreds of comments and even more confusion.
Louisiana may soon regulate campaign honesty, but only the artificial kind. A new bill targets AI in ads, leaving the state’s long tradition of human-crafted deception fully protected.
Global tensions may be rising, but Jeff Landry believes the solution is simple: air drop enough Cane’s into the region until everyone settles down and starts thinking clearly.
