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Baton Rouge Police Department Louisiana Crime The Sadvocate

Metro Council to Offer BRPD Honorary Council Seats, Allowing Officers to Continue Working If Charged Criminally

February 12, 2026

In an effort to address the police shortage, Metro Council members are considering granting BRPD officers honorary council seats so indictments no longer automatically sideline them from duty.

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Kim Mulkey Offers To Lend Three Players To LSU Men’s Team After Latest Loss

Kim Mulkey Offers To Lend Three Players To LSU Men’s Team After Latest Loss

February 11, 2026

After being clobbered again, LSU men’s basketball may be getting unexpected help from across campus. Kim Mulkey reportedly has a few volunteers ready to demonstrate how defense works.

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Louisiana Introduces Felony Speeding, Finally Giving Nissan Altimas a Criminal Record The Sadvocate

Louisiana Introduces Felony Speeding, Finally Giving Nissan Altimas a Criminal Record

February 10, 2026

Louisiana lawmakers want to make extreme speeding a felony after years of watching Altimas treat I-10 like a personal obstacle course with no rules.

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Bill Cassidy Louisiana The Sadvocate

Bill Cassidy Achieves Bipartisanship by Getting Both Parties to Agree He Shouldn’t Run Again

February 10, 2026

Bipartisanship is back in style, just not the way anyone expected. Bill Cassidy has finally united the left and right around one simple request.

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East Baton Rouge Parish School Board The Sadvocate

EBR School System Audit Reveals $300K Check Cashed by “Someone Who Seemed Legit at the Time”

February 10, 2026

The district stated it is reviewing internal controls and considering additional safeguards, including additional training, clearer policies, and a policy prohibiting the cashing of altered $300,000 checks.

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Woodlawn High School St. George Louisiana The Sadvocate

Officials Say Second St. George Area High School Was Always the Plan, Just Conveniently Announced Several Decades Late

February 9, 2026

After 40 years and one high school for an entire city-sized population, officials say the long-promised second campus was always coming, just not before people noticed.

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Super Bowl Power Outage Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

Driver Who Took Out Power Pole Named Super Bowl MVP by Thousands Who Missed the Game in Baton Rouge

February 9, 2026

BATON ROUGE, LA – In a city where football is treated as a civic duty, thousands of South Baton Rouge residents agreed Monday night that the most dominant performance of Super Bowl Sunday came not from the field, but from

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College Drive Ice Protests Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

ICE Demonstrators Inadvertently Enter 2nd Day of Protest After Getting Stuck in College Drive Traffic

February 8, 2026

ICE protesters say their rally accidentally entered a second day after College Drive traffic made leaving impossible, proving once again that nothing disrupts this road, not even organized activism.

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Parish Attorney Asks Judge If 1st Amendment Has an “Except This Article” Clause

February 4, 2026

Parish attorneys clarified that freedom of the press remains important, just not when it creates discomfort, influences public opinion, or interferes with the government’s preferred version of events.

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Recall Effort Baton Rouge Mayor No Federal Investigation The Sadvocate

Recall Effort Launched Against Mayor for Not Attracting Federal Investigation Like Previous Administration

February 3, 2026

A recall effort is underway after residents noticed something deeply wrong at City Hall, no investigations, no probes, and no federal interest, a sharp break from recent Baton Rouge tradition.

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Baton Rouge Cats BUS Theft Indictments Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

CATS Announces Plan to Lower Acceptable Employee Theft Limits to Improve Public Trust

February 2, 2026

Facing misconduct allegations, CATS unveiled a bold new trust-building strategy, redefining acceptable employee theft to keep losses emotionally manageable and public outrage within reasonable limits.

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Louisiana Introduces 48-Hour Courtesy Warrant Window for Elected Officials With Travel Plans

January 30, 2026

State officials described the delay as a scheduling accommodation, explaining that warrants are serious matters but should not disrupt travel, networking, or previously booked government-adjacent social obligations.

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Louisiana State Budget 2026 The Sadvocate

Louisiana Legislature Unveils Budget Based on Innovative New Math Where Everything Is Affordable Eventually

January 30, 2026

Budget analysts confirmed the proposal works best when reviewed quickly, without context, and with the understanding that future lawmakers will be responsible for explaining whatever goes wrong.

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Landry Floats Idea That If Your Car Survived Louisiana Roads, Inspection Stickers Are Likely Unnecessary

January 29, 2026

Louisiana may rethink inspection stickers after officials acknowledge the roads themselves already test suspensions, alignment, and faith in humanity on a daily basis.

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CATS Bus Driver Named CEO Baton Rouge Louisiana Indictments The Sadvocate Online

CATS Confirms Only Employee Without Indictment Was a Bus Driver, Names Him CEO

January 29, 2026

After a wave of indictments emptied CATS’ executive offices, officials confirmed the agency’s only unindicted employee, a longtime bus driver, has been promoted to CEO.

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Anne Kirkpatrick New Orleans Police Department Louisiana The Sadvocate

NOPD Chief on Officer Detainment by ICE: “Worst Thing I’ve Seen Since Prohibition Era”

January 28, 2026

NOPD says the ICE detention of a newly hired officer shocked leadership, who noted it was the most troubling development they’ve encountered since Prohibition ended and background checks got complicated.

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CATS Baton Rouge Bus System Takeover State of Louisiana Baton Rouge The Sadvocate

CATS Spokesman Confirms Indictment Count Has Officially Surpassed Ridership

January 28, 2026

CATS confirmed the number of former officials under indictment has officially surpassed daily ridership, a milestone officials described as inevitable given years of empty buses and active investigations.

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Jeff Landry Training in Shreveport for Greenland Envoy The Sadvocate

Landry Spends Two Days Training in North Louisiana Snow to Prepare for Greenland Envoy Role

January 27, 2026

Officials said the governor’s North Louisiana trip provided all the necessary exposure to ice, snow, and public frustration required to represent Louisiana interests abroad.

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Sid Edwards Road Salt Tony Chachere The Sadvocate Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge Leaders Finalize Arrangement with Tony Chachere’s for Resale of Unused Road Salt After Storm Passes

January 25, 2026

Baton Rouge prepared for ice, but officials also prepared for disappointment. If the storm fizzles, city leaders already have a plan to turn excess salt into budget relief.

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NBA Young Boy LSU Stadium The Sadvocate

LSU Officials Admit NBA YoungBoy Concert May Be First Event Where People Stay Through the End

January 23, 2026

LSU officials admit an NBA YoungBoy concert may finally test whether Tiger Stadium can hold a crowd until the end, something football, graduations, and weather delays have failed to accomplish.

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Jeff Landry Harpoon constitutional Carry Executive Order Greenland The Sadvocate

Landry Expands Constitutional Carry to Include Harpoons Ahead of Greenland Transition

January 22, 2026

The expansion clarifies that Louisiana residents may openly carry harpoons so long as they are visible.

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Metro Council to Offer BRPD Honorary Council Seats, Allowing Officers to Continue Working If Charged Criminally
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Kim Mulkey Offers To Lend Three Players To LSU Men’s Team After Latest Loss
February 11, 2026
Louisiana Introduces Felony Speeding, Finally Giving Nissan Altimas a Criminal Record
February 10, 2026
Bill Cassidy Achieves Bipartisanship by Getting Both Parties to Agree He Shouldn’t Run Again
February 10, 2026
EBR School System Audit Reveals $300K Check Cashed by “Someone Who Seemed Legit at the Time”
February 10, 2026
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