EBR administrators marked seven straight incident-free days this week, a streak experts are attributing primarily to locked doors and zero students.
City officials praised the new underground transit proposal as “revolutionary infrastructure,” which in New Orleans roughly translates to “we’ll see what happens.”
Lawmakers unveiled the proposed “Lane Kiffin Rule” this week, giving devastated college football fans a federally protected mourning period before coaches can bolt for another job.
West Baton Rouge officials are reportedly defending luxury-priced public records by reminding taxpayers they only paid to create the documents, not actually look at them.
The LSU Lakes project reportedly entered a new phase this week after investigators concluded a goose was crushed by a rotting construction sign promising completion back in 2023.
Baton Rouge has officially reached the point where the weather forecast never changes, so one Meteorologist has started reviewing tacos instead.
Baton Rouge residents were shocked this week to learn the parish library system now reportedly has enough reserve funds to qualify for its own regional banking charter.
Central residents may soon see new “High Altima Activity Area” signs after city leaders unveiled plans for a full Altima safety awareness campaign.
