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Landry’s QR Inspection Sticker Plan Will Force DMV to Upgrade Its Windows 95 Operating System

DMV Head Says Landry’s QR Inspection Sticker Plan Would Force Agency to Finally Upgrade From Windows 95

March 10, 2026

Governor Landry’s new QR inspection sticker plan promises cutting-edge technology for Louisiana drivers, assuming the OMV servers running Windows 95 can survive the shock of being asked to generate something from this century.

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DOTD Delays New Mississippi Bridge 10 More Years, Orders a Dozen $19M Earthquake Studies

March 9, 2026

DOTD announced a dozen $19 million studies on earthquake effects after tremors rattled north Louisiana, pushing the long-promised Mississippi River bridge further into what officials call an “extended study phase.”

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Lawmakers Kick Off Legislative Session With Plan to Lower Insurance Rates by Encouraging Fewer Claims

March 8, 2026

Several lawmakers say the root cause of high premiums is residents using the insurance policies they pay for, suggesting the simplest fix may be encouraging people to file fewer claims altogether.

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Cassidy Calls for Debate, Says It’s Only Fair Voters Hear From Him Before Voting Against Him Again

Cassidy Calls for Debate, Says It’s Only Fair Voters Hear From Him Before Voting Against Him Again

March 6, 2026

Cassidy’s campaign confirmed the debate format will include opening statements, policy discussion, and a special segment where the senator walks voters through his impeachment vote using a whiteboard and several color-coded markers.

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Jeff Landry Announces New Earthquake Response Office, Staffed With 14 Friends From Campaign

Jeff Landry Announces New Earthquake Response Office, Staffed With 14 Friends From Campaign

March 5, 2026

After a rare earthquake shook northwest Louisiana, Governor Jeff Landry announced a brand new state agency to address future tremors, immediately staffing the office with 14 trusted allies from his recent campaign.

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Louisiana Senator Proposes Fixing Child Services By Moving It 300 Feet Down the Hall

Louisiana Senator Proposes Fixing Child Services By Moving It 300 Feet Down the Hall

March 3, 2026

Lawmakers say relocating child services 300 feet down the hall will usher in a new era of accountability, thanks to updated signage and a different department name.

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LSU Anti-War Protest Ends After Several Participants Grounded When Parents Begin Showing Up The Sadvocate

LSU Anti-War Protest Ends After Parents Show Up and Ground Several Participants

March 3, 2026

Heated geopolitical debate dissolved into questions about GPA requirements, laundry responsibilities, and who forgot to take the trash out before attempting regime change.

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Central Announces Pay-Per-View Cage Fight Between Mayor and Police Chief Over Budget Dispute

Central Announces Pay-Per-View Cage Fight Between Mayor and Police Chief Over Budget Dispute

March 2, 2026

Central residents won’t need another town hall meeting. City leaders have officially decided to settle their police budget dispute the old-fashioned way, inside a cage.

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DMV Head Says Landry’s QR Inspection Sticker Plan Would Force Agency to Finally Upgrade From Windows 95
March 10, 2026
DOTD Delays New Mississippi Bridge 10 More Years, Orders a Dozen $19M Earthquake Studies
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Lawmakers Kick Off Legislative Session With Plan to Lower Insurance Rates by Encouraging Fewer Claims
March 8, 2026
Sen. Rick Edmonds Volunteers to Inspect Cuban Cigars in Havana for Louisiana Economic Partnership
March 8, 2026
Cassidy Calls for Debate, Says It’s Only Fair Voters Hear From Him Before Voting Against Him Again
March 6, 2026
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