After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that eliminating paperwork entirely has dramatically improved office organization.
EBR officials praised graduates and families this week after multiple graduation fights somehow remained completely gun-free, something district leaders described as “encouraging progress” following months of campus weapon incidents.
Louisiana schools are finally preparing students for real life by teaching flood claims, roof tarping, and how to argue with insurance adjusters before hurricane season starts again.
Court officials have decided it was finally time to honor the city’s most dependable repeat offenders with a formal awards banquet celebrating years of uninterrupted criminal consistency.
Baton Rouge HOA residents are now involving entire bloodlines in a years-long Facebook war over fence height. The original fence may be gone, but the arguments remain stronger than ever.
Baton Rouge drivers are reportedly preserving one of the city’s oldest traditions, sitting through entire green lights while checking their phones and accelerating precisely as the light turns red again.
Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist to her growing list of political enemies after being greeted with the phrase “You again.”
Parish officials fear parents may begin expecting functioning schools after noticing nearby districts somehow figured it out years ago.
