BATON ROUGE, LA – After winning a fourth straight term as East Baton Rouge district attorney, Hillar Moore said Friday his record should qualify him for at least a regional Walk-On’s commercial.
“I’m not asking for Drew Brees money,” Moore said. “Let me hold a burger and say something about finishing strong.”
Moore noted that his winning streak spanned several LSU coaching staffs, yet nobody had approached him about eating cheese fries in slow motion.
Campaign staff have prepared a highlight reel consisting largely of Moore standing behind podiums while other people nod.
His proposed slogan, “Beyond a Reasonable Doubt, That’s a Good Burger,” remains under review.
Moore said he was willing to wear a quarter-zip, point at a television and refer to lunch as “a team effort.”
He later clarified that a billboard would also be acceptable, provided it mentioned the four wins.
