NEW ORLEANS, La. – In a poetic twist of irony, former New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu has landed a new job—operating a crane for the same demolition company he once hired to remove Confederate statues. While his original efforts to “improve” the city changed absolutely nothing, his latest gig at least comes with a steady paycheck.

After overseeing Biden’s $1 trillion infrastructure plan—which somehow failed to fix a single New Orleans pothole—Landrieu found himself demoted to co-chair of Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. Unfortunately, Harris’ bid for the White House went about as well as her previous one, losing every swing state and cementing her status as the most unelectable VP in history. With Harris’ campaign in ruins, Landrieu’s own political career followed suit.

Now spending his nights posting cryptic, one-word tweets like a teenager after a bad breakup, Landrieu has finally accepted his true talent: tearing things down. Sources confirm he’s officially joined the demolition crew he once commissioned—only this time, instead of directing the destruction, he’s in the operator’s seat.

In the end, Landrieu’s career has come full circle. After years of removing things he claimed were holding people back, he now finds himself literally hauling away debris for a living. At least this time, people actually asked for it.