New Orleans Saints Draft QB with More Degrees Than Touchdowns
In a bold academic pivot, the Saints drafted Tyler Shough—a quarterback who spent so long in college
In a bold academic pivot, the Saints drafted Tyler Shough—a quarterback who spent so long in college
The City Council thought reining in travel expenses would fix things. Instead, they might have accidentally triggered
After a season defined by injuries, fourth-quarter fades, and a growing existential dread, the Pelicans fired Griffin
Mitch Landrieu, the former mayor best known for removing statues and accomplishing little else, told Republicans to
Saints fans are feeling generous as they try to unload Derek Carr—and yes, they’ve sweetened the deal
A New Orleans judge ruled Mayor Cantrell’s travel privileges are constitutionally protected under what some are calling
After being ordered to pay $10 million to the Orleans Parish School Board, Mayor LaToya Cantrell reportedly
Mayor LaToya Cantrell isn’t letting a little thing like governing New Orleans stop her from living her
As New Orleans’ population plummets, Mayor Cantrell refuses to take the blame. Instead, she’s cracking down on
DOGE’s attempt to audit New Orleans ended abruptly when their government vehicle was stolen. Mayor Cantrell shrugged
Mayor Cantrell shocked legal experts when she pleaded the Fifth during an NOPD hearing—only to later clarify
New Orleans leaders insist the real issue isn’t the mass exodus—it’s that residents just don’t appreciate the
The New Orleans City Council may finally cut off taxpayer-funded booze tabs, a move some say will
Facing a travel ban, Mayor Cantrell found a loophole—simply redefining Washington, D.C. as part of New Orleans.
NOPD’s new “Catch and Release” policy ensures store clerks who defend themselves face immediate legal consequences—while armed
The rusted roller coasters of New Orleans’ abandoned Six Flags have outlasted most local roads, public transit,
Derek Carr has officially taken a pay cut, proving once and for all that even quarterbacks can
New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has filed a lawsuit against the city, claiming the recent travel ban
As New Orleans’ Mardi Gras parades were canceled, Mayor Cantrell jetted to the Maldives, citing “emotional distress.”
In a groundbreaking achievement for bureaucratic excellence, the New Orleans Department of Safety and Permits has been
Mitch Landrieu’s career has officially come full circle—after years of tearing things down, he’s now literally hauling
n a bold display of leadership, Mayor LaToya Cantrell was notably absent from a press conference addressing
Struggling with failing schools and skyrocketing crime, city officials have found a two-for-one solution: hiring criminals as
Mayor LaToya Cantrell has outdone herself, naming Danette Colbert, the infamous “Bourbon Street Hustler,” as New Orleans’
