BATON ROUGE, LA – Governor Jeff Landry’s push to replace Louisiana’s traditional vehicle inspection stickers with a modern QR code system has triggered an unexpected crisis inside the Office of Motor Vehicles where the agency’s computers still run on Windows 95.
The agency’s head confirmed Monday that OMV technicians are now working around the clock to determine whether the decades-old system can handle the revolutionary task of generating a scannable code.
“We are cautiously optimistic,” said one OMV employee while gently tapping a beige desktop tower that has reportedly been operating continuously since 1997 with an 8mb hard drive. “Our current infrastructure should theoretically support up to two QR code scans per hour, assuming no one else is using the system.”
Officials say the new digital inspection system will allow law enforcement officers to instantly verify inspection status by scanning a QR code on a driver’s windshield.
OMV staff say the system is functioning normally, adding that the spinning hourglass icon is a sign the servers are “working very hard.”