Cassidy Campaign Manager Resigns After Learning Candidate Also Adds Kale to Etouffee
A campaign manager reportedly resigned after learning Cassidy put kale in his etouffee, saying voting to impeach Trump was easier to explain than greens in Cajun cooking.
Cassidy Calls for Debate, Says It’s Only Fair Voters Hear From Him Before Voting Against Him Again
Cassidy’s campaign confirmed the debate format will include opening statements, policy discussion, and a special segment where the senator walks voters through his impeachment vote using a whiteboard and several color-coded markers.
Television Network Greenlights Daytime Drama Series After Following Louisiana Politics for Three Months
Louisiana politics officially has its own daytime drama. After one too many flip-flops in House and Senate races, a writer teamed up with The Sadvocate to turn the chaos into a full-fledged soap opera.
Bill Cassidy Achieves Bipartisanship by Getting Both Parties to Agree He Shouldn’t Run Again
Bipartisanship is back in style, just not the way anyone expected. Bill Cassidy has finally united the left and right around one simple request.
Julia Letlow Enters Louisiana Senate Race After Clearing Party’s Only Hurdle: Not Being Bill Cassidy
Louisiana Republicans finally found common ground, and it wasn’t policy. Julia Letlow entered the Senate race after meeting the party’s only requirement: not being Bill Cassidy.
Miguez Steals Spotlight by Doing the Unthinkable: Answering Questions Cassidy Wouldn’t
Bill Cassidy may have skipped Moon Griffon’s show, but Blake Miguez grabbed the mic and actually answered questions. Voters were stunned to see a Louisiana politician speak for more than ten minutes without citing “technical difficulties with his backbone.”
Cassidy Pulls Plug on Radio Appearance, Blames Technical Difficulties With His Backbone
Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy abruptly canceled a promised hour-long interview with Moon Griffon, citing “technical difficulties with his backbone.” Griffon rejected Cassidy’s fallback offer of 10 minutes, comparing it to “a crawfish boil without crawfish.” Voters are left wondering if Cassidy’s spine was ever operational.
Senator Cassidy’s 2026 Plan: Hope Opponent is Somehow Even Worse
Senator Bill Cassidy’s 2026 re-election strategy? Hoping his opponent is worse. With voters frustrated by both parties, Cassidy’s campaign leans on the motto: “The Devil You Know.” Will it work?
Bill Cassidy Posts 69% Approval Rating, Accidentally Reveals It’s From His Family Group Chat
Bill Cassidy claimed a 69% approval rating in Louisiana, but sources reveal the poll came from his family group chat. His wife and aunt approved, but his nephew replied, “Bro, be serious.” Critics note his actual support has cratered.