LAFAYETTE, LA – Listeners of the Moon Griffon Show were expecting fireworks this week when Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy was set for a rare, hour-long sit-down with the conservative radio host. Instead, Cassidy’s team abruptly pulled the plug, explaining that the Senator had encountered “unforeseen technical difficulties with his backbone.”
Never shy with his words, Griffon dismissed the 10-minute proposal as “about as useful as a broken air conditioner in August,” saying he refused to burn airtime on Cassidy dragging answers out slower than traffic over the Mississippi River bridge.
Political insiders speculated Cassidy may have feared being asked about his voting record, his relationship with Washington insiders, or the possibility of giving an actual answer.
Meanwhile, Cassidy’s office reassured constituents that the Senator’s spine “is expected to be back online in time for reelection season,” though they could not confirm whether it had ever been fully operational at any point.
