BATON ROUGE, LA – A producer screening calls for the Lane Kiffin Show reported that dozens of seemingly different questions about LSU’s loss to Alabama were actually one question expressed through varying levels of profanity.
The discovery came after a caller identifying himself as a longtime supporter requested the same explanation as a previous caller identifying himself as someone who was done supporting this program.
“We thought we had questions about play-calling, preparation and accountability,” the producer said. “Once we removed the adjectives, they all asked what the hell that was.”
Staff initially organized callers by parish before realizing geography only affected how long they took to get to the cussing.
One Denham Springs caller spent three minutes praising Kiffin’s recruiting before arriving at language already used by a man from Port Allen.
Producers considered taking a question about Saturday’s Texas game but determined it was the same question in the future tense.
The show eventually went to commercial, allowing fans to hear from someone promising results.
