BATON ROUGE, LA – Louisiana officials have launched a new online tracker allowing residents to monitor the current number of active disputes between New Orleans officials and Jeff Landry in real time.
The dashboard features a large counter displaying ongoing disagreements involving budgets, policing, infrastructure, taxes and whichever issue was discovered since breakfast.
“We realized the average resident simply couldn’t keep up anymore,” one state official explained. “Now everything is conveniently located in one place.”
The website also includes color-coded alerts, historical dispute totals and an interactive feature showing which government currently blames the other.
Developers originally considered adding a “Days Since Last Dispute” counter but determined displaying zero continuously would waste valuable server space.
Officials said the tracker will automatically update whenever either side issues a statement criticizing the other.
New Orleans officials immediately disputed the state’s official dispute count. The tracker updated before they finished the statement.
