Lane Kiffin Files Emergency Injunction Seeking Return Of Joe Burrow For 2026 Season
LSU attorneys believe Joe Burrow could be back on campus just as soon as they find the right judge.
LSU Adds Certified Court Order To List Of Required Practice Equipment
After multiple court rulings affected players connected to LSU, the Tigers are reportedly making legal paperwork mandatory practice gear.
LSU Offers Jayden Daniels’ Mom Defensive Job After Watching Her Take Down a Heisman Quarterback
LSU watched Jayden Daniels’ mom take down a Heisman quarterback and immediately saw coaching potential.
LSU Fans Agree to Preserve Jayden Daniels’ Legacy by Never Mentioning Him Again
LSU fans have found the perfect way to protect Jayden Daniels’ legacy: erase it themselves.
Brian Kelly Sends LSU Cease-And-Desist Letter To Protect Legacy Of Blaming Team After Every Loss
Brian Kelly apparently wants LSU to respect the traditions he left behind. One of them may sound very familiar after a loss.
Jayden Daniels’ Mom Sends Five Guys Cease-And-Desist Letter, Claims Chain is Tarnishing Legacy Of His Number
Jayden Daniels reportedly wants No. 5 treated with a little more respect. Five Guys is about to have a very uncomfortable conversation with its attorneys.
Poll Finds 93% Of LSU Fans Already Know Which Games The Refs Will Cost Them
College football season hasn’t started yet, but LSU fans have already circled every game the refs are allegedly going to steal.
Tiger Fans Begin Annual Tradition of Convincing Themselves This Is The Most Talented Team Ever Assembled
The yearly ritual reportedly began minutes after the first practice photos were released, with fans immediately pointing to the size of the offensive line and speed of incoming freshmen.
LSU Introduces Dynamic Ticket Pricing That Increases After Every Touchdown
LSU says it learned valuable lessons from last year’s ticket price controversy. This year, prices won’t go up until the Tigers actually start scoring touchdowns.
LSU Baseball Adds Mercy Rule for Its Own Fans
Tigers fans no longer have to suffer through the full nine innings. LSU just introduced a mercy rule designed specifically for the people in the stands.
Florida QB Invited to Ride in Spanish Town Parade, Finally Gets to Throw Into a Crowd on Purpose
Baton Rouge has found a new use for Florida’s interception-prone quarterback, handing him a float spot in the Spanish Town Parade, where wild throws are encouraged and no one keeps stats.
Fire Marshal Declares Clemson Cannon Safe for Indoor Use at Kid’s Birthday Parties
Clemson’s “touchdown cannon” has officially been certified safe for indoor birthday parties after fire marshals declared it no louder than a balloon pop. The device, mocked by rival fans, is now being marketed as both a stadium tradition and a children’s party accessory.