BATON ROUGE, LA – The Louisiana Housing Corporation confirmed the resignation of a top official this week, reassuring the public with the comforting news that the move will have no measurable impact on housing, leadership, accountability, or anything else anyone has ever asked them to fix.
According to the board, the departure was handled “swiftly and professionally,” meaning they waited until the investigation wrapped, drafted a resignation letter for him, and pretended he wrote it. In a brief statement, LHC emphasized that the resignation would not disrupt their day-to-day operations, which historically consist of long meetings, vague emails, and the occasional PowerPoint explaining why progress remains hypothetical.
One board member reportedly told staff not to worry, because the organization has “a long and rich tradition of functioning identically no matter who works here.” Insiders backed this up, noting that whenever someone leaves, the agency simply places a potted plant in their office and continues as if nothing happened.
Meanwhile, Louisiana residents looking for affordable housing are encouraged to monitor the situation closely, as the lack of change is expected to continue indefinitely and may even expand into new and exciting forms of inactivity over the coming months.
