BATON ROUGE, LA – Embattled Judge Tiffany Foxworth-Roberts released a statement Tuesday defending herself against allegations of dishonesty, saying she’s being treated “with shocking disrespect for someone who literally revolutionized modern medicine.”
“As the world’s first kidney transplant surgeon, I am appalled by the tone of this court,” she said, appearing to confuse her judicial resumé with a 1950s medical breakthrough. “I’ve saved lives, performed miracles, and now they act like I can’t even truthfully fill out a campaign form.”
Foxworth-Roberts went on to claim that her experience in “organ replacement” gave her “unique insight into removing corruption from the system.” She added that both surgery and judging “require precision, steady hands, and the courage to make deep cuts.”
The Judiciary Commission declined to comment on her latest claim but did confirm no medical license, equipment, or actual kidneys were found in her chambers closet.
When asked to provide documentation of her medical training, Foxworth-Roberts reportedly offered a campaign flyer from her next bid for public office featuring a photo of her in a physician’s coat and stethoscope.
